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Title: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: Richie London on 29 March 2009, 10:07:51
for jaqui smiths husband to watch pornos, shes not angry hes watching pornos but shes slipped up with the expense account. wonder if they wanna do some swaps  ;D ;D
Title: Re: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: STMO123 on 29 March 2009, 10:13:20
It's a bit much when you cant watch a porno without being on the front page ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: Richie London on 29 March 2009, 10:16:16
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It's a bit much when you cant watch a porno without being on the front page ;D ;D ;D


4 for a tenner in the pub. my mate could open his own shop the amount he buys. not that i would buy any of course.  ::)
Title: Re: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: HolyCount on 29 March 2009, 10:37:49
Whats a porno ???   ::) ::) ::) ;)
Title: Re: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: Richie London on 29 March 2009, 10:40:33
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Whats a porno ???   ::) ::) ::) ;)

a film with sexually explicit content with the wife in it  ;)
Title: Re: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: HolyCount on 29 March 2009, 10:47:05
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Whats a porno ???   ::) ::) ::) ;)

a film with sexually explicit content with the wife in it  ;)

Oh ..... THOSE  :o
Title: Re: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: Martin_1962 on 29 March 2009, 13:06:02
Time to sack Wackie, the bloddy useless second home secretary >:(

Title: Re: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: unlucky alf on 29 March 2009, 17:04:10
i think i would have to watch pornos if i was living with her, lets face it you couldnt get "a touch of the salmon" seeing her in the nip could you :D
Title: Re: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: Martin_1962 on 29 March 2009, 17:31:23
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i think i would have to watch pornos if i was living with her, lets face it you couldnt get "a touch of the salmon" seeing her in the nip could you :D


Ugly trout - she needs drowning
Title: Re: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: cam2502 on 30 March 2009, 11:53:42
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i think i would have to watch pornos if i was living with her, lets face it you couldnt get "a touch of the salmon" seeing her in the nip could you :D
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Haha,cracker! Best laugh i've had today!! :y ;D ;D
Title: Re: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: ians on 30 March 2009, 12:53:19
what gets me is that this was a claim for internet access to her second home (yeah right - the one her family lives in..) which is wholly and exclusively for use for government business.   So I am sure hubby and kids don't use the net do they... ::)

couldn't care less about 10 quid of films myself.
Title: Re: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: Nickbat on 30 March 2009, 13:02:44
According to a BBC report, "Gordon Brown has said Home Secretary Jacqui Smith's use of Commons expenses for two adult films watched by her husband should be a "personal matter".

The prime minister said the matter should not "detract" from the "great job" Ms Smith was doing."

A personal matter, eh? What if you mistakenly declare something on your tax return? Would the government think that was a personal matter, too?

Hmm  >:( :(
Title: Re: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 30 March 2009, 13:08:34
There was more about her claims for expences on TV this morning.

.88p for a bath plug.

£500 for a kitchen sink

She claims her main residence is with her sister in london, a spare bedroom in her house.

Where as her home is in Worchesterire, so the expences are claimed on the second home.

Also it has come out her husband wasnt home alone watching the porno, cant remeber who the other guy was though.
Title: Re: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 30 March 2009, 13:10:53
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According to a BBC report, "Gordon Brown has said Home Secretary Jacqui Smith's use of Commons expenses for two adult films watched by her husband should be a "personal matter".

The prime minister said the matter should not "detract" from the "great job" Ms Smith was doing."

A personal matter, eh? What if you mistakenly declare something on your tax return? Would the government think that was a personal matter, too?

Hmm  >:( :(


Seems they were on a TV statment like a Virgin media bill, does that mean the government pick up the bill for the rest of the TV viewing then?
Title: Re: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 30 March 2009, 13:38:22
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According to a BBC report, "Gordon Brown has said Home Secretary Jacqui Smith's use of Commons expenses for two adult films watched by her husband should be a "personal matter".

The prime minister said the matter should not "detract" from the "great job" Ms Smith was doing."

A personal matter, eh? What if you mistakenly declare something on your tax return? Would the government think that was a personal matter, too?

Hmm  >:( :(


Seems they were on a TV statment like a Virgin media bill, does that mean the government pick up the bill for the rest of the TV viewing then?

No, we pick up the bill as taxpayers, and that includes the televisions as well!! >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

This is the Home Secretary who cost Police Officers about 1.5% of there pay increase last year!! >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: HolyCount on 30 March 2009, 14:03:50
Easy answer ..... MP's own family home gets paid for (like the rest of us) out of the MPs salary. When they are attending the House for any reason they should dtay in a purpose built ( or converted ) "MP's Hostel" ... no second home required.
Title: Re: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: ians on 30 March 2009, 14:06:53
I agree - its the obvious solution - and what would apply to anyone else but MP's.  

Anyone for a payrise?
Title: Re: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: smoothomega on 30 March 2009, 15:51:13
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Easy answer ..... MP's own family home gets paid for (like the rest of us) out of the MPs salary. When they are attending the House for any reason they should dtay in a purpose built ( or converted ) "MP's Hostel" ... no second home required.

Why dont they just tow a caravan around with them, they would always have there "home" with them then wherever they are  ;D
Title: Re: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: vauxmad on 30 March 2009, 16:00:15
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Easy answer ..... MP's own family home gets paid for (like the rest of us) out of the MPs salary. When they are attending the House for any reason they should dtay in a purpose built ( or converted ) "MP's Hostel" ... no second home required.

Why dont they just tow a caravan around with them, they would always have there "home" with them then wherever they are  ;D


i second that!!
Title: Re: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: ians on 30 March 2009, 16:55:18
No come on. That's too much - I wouldn't wish that on anyone.. ;D
Title: Re: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: willyboy on 30 March 2009, 17:36:25
Don't even go there regarding the inflated Pensions they retire on !

The MP's lets face it are shameless when it comes to grabbing anything they can, financially they are ripping the public off for there own benefits
Title: Re: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: albitz on 30 March 2009, 22:46:47
Littlejohn had a field day :) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1165743/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-Not-Augean-sleaze-Major-years-did-Home-Secretary-claiming-porn-expenses.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1165951/RICHARD-LITTLEJOHN-MPs-snouts-deep-trough-curly-tails.html
Title: Re: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: GG on 30 March 2009, 23:08:19
I'm thinking that the best option is that we all become MP's. Then with that salary and expenses I can afford to run omega as I wish  :y and watch pornos and the wife be o.k. with it  :y :y
Title: Re: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: LaserLance on 31 March 2009, 10:23:55
Now there getting their knickers in a twist cos someone trying to sell there acounts to the highest bidder....http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7973438.stm . "The right Hounorable members" (theres a freudian slip) are worrieed that the truth is gonna come out of how much they are into the trough their collective snouts are, bunch of self serving pigs >:( >:( >:( .Heard it was to the tune of £93 mil last year divide that by 650 and its a sight more than most of use earn in a year(£143k) nice work if you can get
Title: Re: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 31 March 2009, 21:24:50
Front page of the local evening newspaper in wolverhampton has the rht hon ken purchase labour mp saying and i quote" I don`t care...", probably because he retires at the next election....I say we have a revolution and install a dictatorship(oh sorry we`ve got that already)..... Anybody want to help me buld a time machine and go back and execute cromwell????..... >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: the taxpayer is paying again
Post by: GG on 31 March 2009, 21:28:48
No better why don't have coup raised by oof members and take control and govern ourselves. First free tax for omegas. Second exicute Gordon Brown, I love this man he has helped/cost me a fortune and helped my small business so much that it no longer exists. Rant over  >:( >:(