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Title: A Woman is like a pack of Cards...
Post by: BigAl on 04 April 2009, 23:04:20

You need a Heart to love her,

You need a Diamond to win her,

You need a Club to smash her head in,

And a Spade to bury the bitch.

Title: Re: A Woman is like a pack of Cards...
Post by: miggy on 04 April 2009, 23:05:39

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You need a Heart to love her,

You need a Diamond to win her,

You need a Club to smash her head in,

And a Spade to bury the bitch.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

Title: Re: A Woman is like a pack of Cards...
Post by: GG on 04 April 2009, 23:25:59

And the joker was the vicar at the wedding  :o

Title: Re: A Woman is like a pack of Cards...
Post by: miggcddave on 04 April 2009, 23:30:35

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You need a Heart to love her,

You need a Diamond to win her,

You need a Club to smash her head in,

And a Spade to bury the bitch.

ill drink to that :D :y

Title: Re: A Woman is like a pack of Cards...
Post by: The Red Baron on 04 April 2009, 23:37:05

very good.  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: A Woman is like a pack of Cards...
Post by: Cumbria on 05 April 2009, 00:59:27

And virginity  is like a baloon one prick & it's gone.

Title: Re: A Woman is like a pack of Cards...
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 05 April 2009, 12:05:52

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You need a Heart to love her,

You need a Diamond to win her,

You need a Club to smash her head in,

And a Spade to bury the bitch.

But after all that she will still come up trumps somehow!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: A Woman is like a pack of Cards...
Post by: Proz on 05 April 2009, 12:36:48

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You need a Heart to love her,

You need a Diamond to win her,

You need a Club to smash her head in,

And a Spade to bury the bitch.

Brilliant  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: A Woman is like a pack of Cards...
Post by: HolyCount on 05 April 2009, 13:16:42

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You need a Heart to love her,

You need a Diamond to win her,

You need a Club to smash her head in,

And a Spade to bury the bitch.

But after all that she will still come up trumps somehow!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

How true  :-[