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Title: What do
Post by: miggy on 04 April 2009, 22:51:10

you call a three legged donkey..........wonkey

What do you call a three legged donkey with one eye......winkey wonkey.

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: What do
Post by: webby23 on 04 April 2009, 22:53:15

Nearly as good as............

What do you call a man with a spade in his head...........Doug

 :D

Title: Re: What do
Post by: miggy on 04 April 2009, 22:54:20

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Nearly as good as............

What do you call a man with a spade in his head...........Doug

 :D

 ;D ;D

Title: Re: What do
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 04 April 2009, 22:54:51

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Nearly as good as............

What do you call a man with a spade in his head...........Doug

 :D

What do you call a man without a spade in his head?...........Dougless ::)

Title: Re: What do
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 04 April 2009, 22:55:38

What do you call a man with a car on his head? ................Jack :D

Title: Re: What do
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 04 April 2009, 22:56:20

What do you call a man with no arms or legs swimming?.............Bob :D

Title: Re: What do
Post by: TheBoy on 04 April 2009, 22:56:54

Can we try to make the titles of threads a bit more useful....

Title: Re: What do
Post by: webby23 on 04 April 2009, 22:57:04

I am sorry, all I know are crap jokes.........!!

What do you call a man with no ears...........whatever you bloody want, he cant hear you anyway........

lol.......beat that !!


 :y

Title: Re: What do
Post by: webby23 on 04 April 2009, 22:58:09

Quote

Quote

Nearly as good as............

What do you call a man with a spade in his head...........Doug

 :D

What do you call a man without a spade in his head?...........Dougless ::)

I was going to do this one, but didnt think it works when you write it down........which you have proved........

lol

 :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Title: Re: What do
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 04 April 2009, 23:00:34

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Can we try to make the titles of threads a bit more useful....

Blame Miggy Jaime he is a pain in the arse  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: A so called joke
Post by: webby23 on 04 April 2009, 23:01:51

lol

Come on, I am enjoying this........

Who's turn next?

 :y

Title: Re: What do
Post by: miggy on 04 April 2009, 23:03:14

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Can we try to make the titles of threads a bit more useful....

Blame Miggy Jaime he is a pain in the arse  ;D ;D ;D

Blame Miggy Jamie, blame Miggy Jamie...........can i clean you shoes Jamie, creep

Title: Re: What do
Post by: miggy on 04 April 2009, 23:08:00

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Can we try to make the titles of threads a bit more useful....

Ermmmmmmm........Ok :y

Title: Re: What do
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 04 April 2009, 23:17:13

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Can we try to make the titles of threads a bit more useful....

Ermmmmmmm........Ok :y

Brown Noser  ;D

Title: Re: What do
Post by: Plomien on 05 April 2009, 08:40:30

what do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff

Title: Re: What do
Post by: Richie London on 05 April 2009, 09:15:40

what do you call a woman with egg and bacon on her chin??
cathy

what do you call a man with a lump of meat on his head??
hamed

what do you call a man with a bag over his head??
russell

 ::) ;D ;D

Title: Re: What do
Post by: HolyCount on 05 April 2009, 10:41:16

What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?  ..... Sir !

Title: Re: What do
Post by: Elite Pete on 05 April 2009, 11:49:55

What do you call a woman juggling a crate of beer,

Beatrix ::)

What about a bloke nodding his head with a piece of meat and a lawn mower on it,

Sheik MoHammed ::)



Taxi

Title: Re: What do
Post by: Vamps on 05 April 2009, 11:55:47

What do you call an MX5 with a sunroof................A skip :D :D :D

Title: Re: What do
Post by: tyreburner on 05 April 2009, 13:29:52

What do you call a woman who burns her electric,gas,telephone and council tax bills?.....................Bernadette!

Sorry my coat is on and i am leaving