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Title: Playing with fire.
Post by: Big Fra on 18 April 2009, 00:26:21

I walked into the bedroom the other day. Swmbo was standing in front of the mirror wearing just her underwear.

"I'm fed up with the way I look" she said.
"My arse is huge, my boobs are sagging, and my hairs a right mess!"

She turns round and looks at me.

"I'm not feeling very good about myself, can you give me a compliment to cheer me up?"

So I looked at her and said;

"Your eyesights perfect!"



 ::)

Title: Re: Playing with fire.
Post by: HerefordElite on 18 April 2009, 00:27:15

 ;D ;D ;D
pmsl :D

Title: Re: Playing with fire.
Post by: Pete Elite on 18 April 2009, 00:29:56

Brilliant ;D ;D ;D.

Title: Re: Playing with fire.
Post by: Vamps on 18 April 2009, 00:31:53

Very Very good...... ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Playing with fire.
Post by: LaserLance on 18 April 2009, 06:25:55

Hahahahahaha ;) ;) and then duck as a right hander comes your way  ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: Playing with fire.
Post by: Slurpy on 18 April 2009, 06:48:12

hahahaha ,fantastic.  :D

Title: Re: Playing with fire.
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 18 April 2009, 10:52:47

How cruel!! :o :o :o  

But what more can we expect from everyday man ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Playing with fire.
Post by: Proz on 18 April 2009, 10:58:16

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  .... must remember that one  :y

Title: Re: Playing with fire.
Post by: r1 on 18 April 2009, 12:05:52

yeah i told her the same thing!!!!!