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Title: If she says do it..... just do it lads ok
Post by: AndyVXR300 on 23 April 2009, 20:03:47
The question is, What does a 320-pound woman look like?
Now, before you scroll down to look at her pictures, get a mental image of what you think a woman who weighs 320 looks like....









Got it? well check this and tell me you would argue with her
























































(http://i684.photobucket.com/albums/vv210/andybiggsuk/cid_1_4116529557web36808_mail_mud_y.jpg)


(http://i684.photobucket.com/albums/vv210/andybiggsuk/cid_2_4116529557web36808_mail_mud_y.jpg)


Not exactly what you were expecting, is it?

The tallest and best proportioned woman in the world lives in Holland .

She is 7'4' and weighs 320.

What   a relief! Now we ALL know we aren't overweight; we're just too short!
Title: Re: If she says do it..... just do it lads ok
Post by: amigov6 on 23 April 2009, 20:08:14
What were you looking for when you found this? ::)
Title: Re: If she says do it..... just do it lads ok
Post by: Del Boy on 23 April 2009, 20:08:56
Shes nearly 2ft taller than me  :o (Only 5ft 7").
Title: Re: If she says do it..... just do it lads ok
Post by: LaserLance on 23 April 2009, 20:11:12
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Shes nearly 2ft taller than me  :o (Only 5ft 7").
Shorthouse  ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Must admit most of us fellas would have make sure she was layeing down to be able to kiss her  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: If she says do it..... just do it lads ok
Post by: AndyVXR300 on 23 April 2009, 20:15:21
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What were you looking for when you found this? ::)


Ha ha just got in my inbox and thought i would share
Title: Re: If she says do it..... just do it lads ok
Post by: waspy on 23 April 2009, 20:15:33
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Shes nearly 2ft taller than me  :o (Only 5ft 7").
Shorthouse  ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Must admit most of us fellas would have make sure she was layeing down to be able to kiss her  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Where would you kiss her :D :D :D :P :P :P
Title: Re: If she says do it..... just do it lads ok
Post by: Welung666 on 23 April 2009, 20:45:29
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Shes nearly 2ft taller than me  :o (Only 5ft 7").
Shorthouse  ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Must admit most of us fellas would have make sure she was layeing down to be able to kiss her  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Where would you kiss her :D :D :D :P :P :P

Eye level ;) ;D
Title: Re: If she says do it..... just do it lads ok
Post by: tyreburner on 23 April 2009, 20:45:54
Sod that i would put my high heels on to kiss her  :D :D :D
Title: Re: If she says do it..... just do it lads ok
Post by: Del Boy on 23 April 2009, 20:49:51
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Shes nearly 2ft taller than me  :o (Only 5ft 7").
Shorthouse  ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Must admit most of us fellas would have make sure she was layeing down to be able to kiss her  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
;D I Wouldn't be able to even if she was laying down probably  :D ;)
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Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 23 April 2009, 21:01:12
Hmmm..............not sure about this .........as she is quite good looking.

But 7-4 inches is just too tall.

I'am 6-1.......Mrs Optimist 5-5............so that gives me 8 inches to play with  ::) ::) ::) ::)

Or better still ............that gives Mrs Optimist 8 inches to play with. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Or yet better still......that gives Mrs Optimists.........  georgeous best friend ...........and sexy younger sister ........8 inches to play with. ::) ::)  ::) ::) ::) :y
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Post by: cam2502 on 23 April 2009, 22:39:35
tell me this.......why the hell is she wearing high heels??? doesnt exactly need them!!!!!!!!!!! :o
Title: Re: If she says do it..... just do it lads ok
Post by: Entwood on 23 April 2009, 22:41:24
"Nose to nose.. your toes are in it ...

Toes to toes... your nose is in it ...

When your in it ....  you're talking to your self ....... "


:)
Title: Re: If she says do it..... just do it lads ok
Post by: Elite Pete on 23 April 2009, 22:47:38
She reminds me of the Deuce Bigalow Male Gigalo film ::)
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Post by: HolyCount on 23 April 2009, 22:48:53
Well -- at least she can keep your ears warm  ::)
Title: Re: If she says do it..... just do it lads ok
Post by: doog on 23 April 2009, 23:02:00
i wonder if she is all in proportion?
if so she would need a hefty meat sausage to quench her appetite  :y

Doug
Title: Re: If she says do it..... just do it lads ok
Post by: BigAl on 24 April 2009, 00:38:36
Sorry to piss on everyone's parade..
.. she's only 6' 5 1/2" the photos were staged using shorter than average people
http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/tallwoman.asp - for snopes's take
http://www.heatherhaven.com/welcome.htm for "Big Bird's site"
Title: Re: If she says do it..... just do it lads ok
Post by: Pete Elite on 24 April 2009, 00:41:59
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Shes nearly 2ft taller than me  :o (Only 5ft 7").
Shorthouse  ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Must admit most of us fellas would have make sure she was layeing down to be able to kiss her  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Where would you kiss her :D :D :D :P :P :P

      Anywhere she told me to :o ;D.
Title: Re: If she says do it..... just do it lads ok
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 24 April 2009, 07:40:07
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Sorry to piss on everyone's parade..
.. she's only 6' 5 1/2" the photos were staged using shorter than average people
http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/tallwoman.asp - for snopes's take
http://www.heatherhaven.com/welcome.htm for "Big Bird's site"
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 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  How all you men just wanted it all to be true!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D  I could feel from here your collective imaginations and fantasies working overtime!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: If she says do it..... just do it lads ok
Post by: Richie London on 24 April 2009, 09:02:18
it doesnt matter how small or how tall they are as long as they can cook and clean it makes no odds  ;D ;D
Title: Re: If she says do it..... just do it lads ok
Post by: Big Fra on 24 April 2009, 19:48:34
Well, I'm 6'3 and I think tall chicks are hot.

I've never been able to look up to a woman.




In the physical sense of course. ::)
Title: Re: If she says do it..... just do it lads ok
Post by: waspy on 24 April 2009, 19:55:52
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Sorry to piss on everyone's parade..
.. she's only 6' 5 1/2" the photos were staged using shorter than average people
http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/tallwoman.asp - for snopes's take
http://www.heatherhaven.com/welcome.htm for "Big Bird's site"
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 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  How all you men just wanted it all to be true!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D  I could feel from here your collective imaginations and fantasies working overtime!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

I actually prefer ladies of a shorter stature. One of my ex's is only '4"10 :D :D :D :D & very much a lady. She may only have short legs, but she could do wonderous thing with them :D :D :D :D :D :D :P :P :P :P :P
Title: Re: If she says do it..... just do it lads ok
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 24 April 2009, 19:59:51
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Sorry to piss on everyone's parade..
.. she's only 6' 5 1/2" the photos were staged using shorter than average people
http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/tallwoman.asp - for snopes's take
http://www.heatherhaven.com/welcome.htm for "Big Bird's site"
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 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  How all you men just wanted it all to be true!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D  I could feel from here your collective imaginations and fantasies working overtime!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

I actually prefer ladies of a shorter stature. One of my ex's is only '4"10 :D :D :D :D & very much a lady. She may only have short legs, but she could do wonderous thing with them :D :D :D :D :D :D :P :P :P :P :P

ooooooooo!! :o :o :o  Do tell!! :D :D :D ;)
Title: Re: If she says do it..... just do it lads ok
Post by: waspy on 24 April 2009, 20:15:36
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Sorry to piss on everyone's parade..
.. she's only 6' 5 1/2" the photos were staged using shorter than average people
http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/tallwoman.asp - for snopes's take
http://www.heatherhaven.com/welcome.htm for "Big Bird's site"
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 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  How all you men just wanted it all to be true!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D  I could feel from here your collective imaginations and fantasies working overtime!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

I actually prefer ladies of a shorter stature. One of my ex's is only '4"10 :D :D :D :D & very much a lady. She may only have short legs, but she could do wonderous thing with them :D :D :D :D :D :D :P :P :P :P :P

ooooooooo!! :o :o :o  Do tell!! :D :D :D ;)

She was a Gymnast when she was younger ;) & still VERY supple :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: If she says do it..... just do it lads ok
Post by: Big Fra on 24 April 2009, 20:21:21
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Sorry to piss on everyone's parade..
.. she's only 6' 5 1/2" the photos were staged using shorter than average people
http://www.snopes.com/photos/people/tallwoman.asp - for snopes's take
http://www.heatherhaven.com/welcome.htm for "Big Bird's site"
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 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  How all you men just wanted it all to be true!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D  I could feel from here your collective imaginations and fantasies working overtime!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

I actually prefer ladies of a shorter stature. One of my ex's is only '4"10 :D :D :D :D & very much a lady. She may only have short legs, but she could do wonderous thing with them :D :D :D :D :D :D :P :P :P :P :P

ooooooooo!! :o :o :o  Do tell!! :D :D :D ;)

She was a Gymnast when she was younger ;) & still VERY supple :o :o :o :o

Hubba Hubba! :y