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Title: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: humbucker on 16 May 2009, 18:22:56
(http://www.viertakttrabant.de/viertakttrabant/bilder/irmscher1.jpg)
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: humbucker on 16 May 2009, 18:23:31
it's like a volvo meets a mk2 cavalier calibre... with some lada riva thrown in...
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: Omega man 2 on 16 May 2009, 18:25:33
That should only ever be driven off a cliff, preferably a high one. That thing is a disgrace to the human race. Drivin that is like drowning in sewage
Now I'll have to format my laptop and possibly burn it.
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: humbucker on 16 May 2009, 18:28:55
what a name too!
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Post by: miggy on 16 May 2009, 18:32:40
These used to be 3 cylinder 2 stroke, my neighbour had one when i was an ankle biter back in the early 70s
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Post by: STMO123 on 16 May 2009, 18:34:46
I think that's quite nice. It must go very fast, it has a go-faster thingy at the back :y
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Post by: Chris_H on 16 May 2009, 18:40:11
Clearly the engine isn't running 'cos there's no blue smoke.

I believe Wartburgs were banned from this country due to the impossibility of them ever meeting any kind of emissions target.

Could be wrong but it was a good idea anyway. :y
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: HolyCount on 16 May 2009, 18:43:21
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I think that's quite nice. It must go very fast, it has a go-faster thingy at the back :y


That's the "push here" attachment for better performance  ::)
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: Omega man 2 on 16 May 2009, 18:44:45
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I think that's quite nice. It must go very fast, it has a go-faster thingy at the back :y


That's the "push here" attachment for better performance  ::)

It's so you can push it home like a shopping trolley when it breaks down :D
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: waspy on 16 May 2009, 19:21:17
Well i've noticed some thing really good about it :y :y :y


The splatted fly on the windscreen :D
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: Bumbazor on 16 May 2009, 19:25:18
Needs a good lowering!
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: Nickbat on 16 May 2009, 19:30:23
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I think that's quite nice. It must go very fast, it has a go-faster thingy at the back :y


That's the "push here" attachment for better performance  ::)

It's so you can push it home like a shopping trolley when it breaks down :D

With a heated rear window to keep your hands warm while you push.

(The old ones are the best  ;))
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: miggcddave on 16 May 2009, 20:05:33
it looks aero dynamically shit :o wartburg  it looks like a wart and thats about all ;D ;D
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Post by: HGV mechanic on 16 May 2009, 20:08:47
yeah,,, but,,, check out those wing mirrors :D
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: miggcddave on 16 May 2009, 20:11:58
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yeah,,, but,,, check out those wing mirrors :D
oh yea i missed them? last time i saw some thing like them it was on top of a darlek  :o dr who  ;D ;D
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: Vamps on 16 May 2009, 21:20:11
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I think that's quite nice. It must go very fast, it has a go-faster thingy at the back :y


That's the "push here" attachment for better performance  ::)

It's so you can push it home like a shopping trolley when it breaks down :D

With a heated rear window to keep your hands warm while you push.

(The old ones are the best  ;))

That's a Lada................ ::) ::) ::) :D :D
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: Vamps on 16 May 2009, 21:22:19
That reminds me of the Simca 1000 c1977, had one as a company car for a while, worked for a Chrysler Dealer............... :-[ :-[ :-[
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: HI2DVY on 16 May 2009, 21:26:26
I had a drive in the UK version of that piece of s**t yesterday. Picked up a Chevrolet (Daewoo) Matiz at Luton Airport at 8 am and had to drive to Oxford via M1, M25 and M40 in torrential rain in the rush hour. I wouldn't say I was s**tting myself but my sphincter was knitting socks!

The Anglia I bought back in 79 was better than that!
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: unlucky alf on 17 May 2009, 00:51:42
i saw an estate version of this on telly a while back,,,,,,being driven by postman pat :D
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 17 May 2009, 09:26:57
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I think that's quite nice. It must go very fast, it has a go-faster thingy at the back :y

only when you give a kick ;D

seriously very visible that "cubic" thingy is out of a primitive production line :-/
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Post by: oro on 17 May 2009, 11:23:49
I think you should be a little kinder, it's aerial looks like a migs and it could not get worse reception of radio 5 on am :) :)
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: MindlessJD on 17 May 2009, 22:22:43
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That should only ever be driven off a cliff, preferably a high one. That thing is a disgrace to the human race. Drivin that is like drowning in sewage
Now I'll have to format my laptop and possibly burn it.

Fantastic line that - I'm still laughing at it; and that lame excuse of a car!  ;D ;D ;D  :D :D :D

 :y
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: Andy B on 17 May 2009, 22:24:58
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 that "cubic" thingy is out of a primitive production line :-/

Like a Nissan Cube?  :-?  :y  :y  :y
(http://autobash.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/nissan-cube-1.jpg)
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: Vamps on 17 May 2009, 22:29:31
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 that "cubic" thingy is out of a primitive production line :-/

Like a Nissan Cube?  :-?  :y  :y  :y
(http://autobash.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/nissan-cube-1.jpg)

I quite like that.............. :-[ :-[
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: Omega man 2 on 17 May 2009, 22:30:11
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 that "cubic" thingy is out of a primitive production line :-/

Like a Nissan Cube?  :-?  :y  :y  :y
(http://autobash.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/nissan-cube-1.jpg)

Postman pat :D :D :D
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: Andy B on 17 May 2009, 22:30:56
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I quite like that.............. :-[ :-[

Go & stand & face the corner till you've realised the error of your ways!!!  ;)  ;)  ;)  ;)  ;)
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: Vamps on 17 May 2009, 22:32:53
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I quite like that.............. :-[ :-[

Go & stand & face the corner till you've realised the error of your ways!!!  ;)  ;)  ;)  ;)  ;)

Sorry................ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: Omega man 2 on 17 May 2009, 22:33:50
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I quite like that.............. :-[ :-[

Go & stand & face the corner till you've realised the error of your ways!!!  ;)  ;)  ;)  ;)  ;)

(http://jaynemccoysblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/386410abusinessman-sitting-in-corner-with-dunce-hat-posters1.jpg)
Write "I must not drive the cube" 300 times :D
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: Vamps on 17 May 2009, 22:41:18
Do you think that this may be the reason why I like the Fiat Panda, and the deal offered on the TV, for swmbo, who was less than impressed at the thought of trading in an old Mitsubishi for a new, economical and reliable new car.  I will never understand women...... ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: p j morgan on 17 May 2009, 23:46:25
surely must be hard getting the splatted flies off the back window .and now you no why it has the two brown paper bags  with eye holes on the front seats ;D
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 18 May 2009, 00:04:05
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That reminds me of the Simca 1000 c1977, had one as a company car for a while, worked for a Chrysler Dealer............... :-[ :-[ :-[

Didnt they like you. ;D ;D
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: Vamps on 18 May 2009, 00:14:20
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That reminds me of the Simca 1000 c1977, had one as a company car for a while, worked for a Chrysler Dealer............... :-[ :-[ :-[

Didnt they like you. ;D ;D

I was only a Junior, the only one in the Mill Garage Group to have a company car.... So yes they did like me............... :P :P :P :D :D
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: si vaux on 18 May 2009, 00:17:38
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Needs a good lowering!

Yeah Like 6 foot under lowering!!!
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: si vaux on 18 May 2009, 00:26:05
Just spotted a possible use for this horrible horrible thing on wheels....
Just look at the grill its a massive external toaster and the trolley handle is acutally the pop up button..........
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: proof that irmscher can't polish a turd...
Post by: p j morgan on 18 May 2009, 00:29:10
i will drink to that! :y