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Title: Pet shop
Post by: Auto Addict on 30 May 2009, 08:57:10

Bloke goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot.

Shop keeper says he's got one that tap dances, gets the parrot, places it on a tin and sure enough it starts tap dancing.

"I'll have it" says the bloke.

"I'll throw in the tin" says the shop keeper.

Bloke gets the parrot home to show his wife, puts the parrot on the tin and it just sits there.

Bloke takes it back to the shop, and says, "I can't get it to tap dance"

The shop keeper takes the lid off the tin and says, "That's because the candle has gone out"

Title: Re: Pet shop
Post by: Plomien on 30 May 2009, 09:25:51

 ;D ;D :y

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Post by: MikeDundee on 30 May 2009, 09:26:54

 ;D ;D ;D.........ain't you got a game of golf to be playing ::)

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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 30 May 2009, 11:45:10

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

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Post by: nick v6 on 30 May 2009, 12:08:50

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Del Boy on 30 May 2009, 12:24:44

 ;D ;D

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Post by: crazyjoetavola on 30 May 2009, 12:29:10

 ;D ;D ;D very good AA  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Pet shop
Post by: STMO123 on 30 May 2009, 16:10:24

The old hot-foot shuffle.


http://new.music.yahoo.com/benny-goodman/tracks/hot-foot-shuffle--40016649

Title: Re: Pet shop
Post by: ScottieMV6 on 30 May 2009, 18:22:19

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Ian_D on 30 May 2009, 18:36:38

 ;D ;D :y

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Post by: Vamps on 30 May 2009, 21:10:51

LOL............... ;D ;D :y