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Title: Joke
Post by: waspy on 07 June 2009, 17:37:49
Got sent this in text the other day.

Renault & Ford have designed a new car between them to beat the credit crunch. Based on the Ford Taurus & the Renault clit. The all new "Clitaurus" will be available in pink & come with an optional furry dash.
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 07 June 2009, 17:55:28
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: KillerWatt on 07 June 2009, 18:39:36
Many people embarrass their family by coming out of the closet.
David Carradine embarrassed his trying to come in it.

Gordon Brown isn't the only person that is having issues with his cabinet....just look at David Carradine's situation.

Apparently Police in Bangkok suspect the Director on David Carradine's last film of foul play concerning the star's death. Alledgedly, he told Carradine "We're not ready for you on set yet, David. Go & hang about in Wardrobe"

I don't know which is more ridiculous.
The Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique, or being found in a cupboard with a rope around your c0ck.

For a 72 year old, he was certainly well hung

Definition of Irony:
Carradine had flown to Thailand last week and began work on a film titled “Stretch”

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: crazyjoetavola on 07 June 2009, 20:11:17
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Got sent this in text the other day.

Renault & Ford have designed a new car between them to beat the credit crunch. Based on the Ford Taurus & the Renault clit. The all new "Clitaurus" will be available in pink & come with an optional furry dash.


...I understand that it'll be hard to lick, Pete ;) ;)
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Bumbazor on 07 June 2009, 20:14:17
Another two companies said to be merging are Irish national airline 'Aer-Lingus' and cruise ship company 'Cunard'.

Together they will be known as 'Cuna-lingus'.

Sorry.
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: unlucky alf on 07 June 2009, 21:27:51
fords are bringing out a new model called the ford pubic,,,,its made out of old corsairs :D :D i know its old but worth resurrecting :y
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: rikki_essex on 08 June 2009, 08:26:33
 ;D
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: AndyVXR300 on 08 June 2009, 21:55:31
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Kieran on 09 June 2009, 09:43:22
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: LaserLance on 09 June 2009, 17:57:00
Just been announced that Ford are bringing a prevousily unavaliable into the UK market ............Ford Ka si model its supposed to go like stink :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: mars on 09 June 2009, 20:27:17
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fords are bringing out a new model called the ford pubic,,,,its made out of old corsairs :D :D i know its old but worth resurrecting :y

Maybe old but makes me smile everytime ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Joke
Post by: miggcddave on 09 June 2009, 20:31:47
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Got sent this in text the other day.

Renault & Ford have designed a new car between them to beat the credit crunch. Based on the Ford Taurus & the Renault clit. The all new "Clitaurus" will be available in pink & come with an optional furry dash.
:D :D ;D ;D :y