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Title: Phallus Impudicus
Post by: Nickbat on 09 June 2009, 21:25:16
Just found one growing in my garden. It wasn't there yesterday, but apparently can grow within hours.

http://www.arkive.org/stinkhorn/phallus-impudicus/

My daughter spotted it first and said she thought it looked like a rocket. (Phew!  ;))
Title: Re: Phallus Impudicus
Post by: mantahatch on 09 June 2009, 21:29:09
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Just found one growing in my garden. It asn't there yesterday, but apparently can grow within hours.

http://www.arkive.org/stinkhorn/phallus-impudicus/

My daughter spotted it first and said she thought it looked like a rocket. (Phew!  ;))


Ahh innocence, you can't beat it  :)
Title: Re: Phallus Impudicus
Post by: crazyjoetavola on 09 June 2009, 22:04:29
Aah I see Nick I thought you meant this one;


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Title: Re: Phallus Impudicus
Post by: Nickbat on 09 June 2009, 22:08:38
No, Zulu, that's Phallus Stupidicus, a very dangerous organism indeed.  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Phallus Impudicus
Post by: Del Boy on 09 June 2009, 22:09:30
Nasty.
Title: Re: Phallus Impudicus
Post by: Nickbat on 09 June 2009, 22:10:29
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Nasty.

The fungus or Gordon? ;)
Title: Re: Phallus Impudicus
Post by: Tony H on 09 June 2009, 22:42:59
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Just found one growing in my garden. It wasn't there yesterday, but apparently can grow within hours.

http://www.arkive.org/stinkhorn/phallus-impudicus/

My daughter spotted it first and said she thought it looked like a rocket. (Phew!  ;))
erectile disfuction can be treated with modern medicines ::) ;)
Title: Re: Phallus Impudicus
Post by: Vamps on 09 June 2009, 22:56:23
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Just found one growing in my garden. It wasn't there yesterday, but apparently can grow within hours.

http://www.arkive.org/stinkhorn/phallus-impudicus/

My daughter spotted it first and said she thought it looked like a rocket. (Phew!  ;))
erectile disfuction can be treated with modern medicines ::) ;)
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Which one did you use, and did it work...... :y
Title: Re: Phallus Impudicus
Post by: crazyjoetavola on 09 June 2009, 22:58:28
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Just found one growing in my garden. It wasn't there yesterday, but apparently can grow within hours.

http://www.arkive.org/stinkhorn/phallus-impudicus/

My daughter spotted it first and said she thought it looked like a rocket. (Phew!  ;))
erectile disfuction can be treated with modern medicines ::) ;)
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Which one did you use, and did it work...... :y


None of them work Vamps, the clue lies in the tip colour as seen in the photograph :D :o :y
Title: Re: Phallus Impudicus
Post by: Tony H on 09 June 2009, 23:05:37
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Just found one growing in my garden. It wasn't there yesterday, but apparently can grow within hours.

http://www.arkive.org/stinkhorn/phallus-impudicus/

My daughter spotted it first and said she thought it looked like a rocket. (Phew!  ;))
erectile disfuction can be treated with modern medicines ::) ;)
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Which one did you use, and did it work...... :y
I don't need one! 8-)
Title: Re: Phallus Impudicus
Post by: Vamps on 09 June 2009, 23:09:43
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Just found one growing in my garden. It wasn't there yesterday, but apparently can grow within hours.

http://www.arkive.org/stinkhorn/phallus-impudicus/

My daughter spotted it first and said she thought it looked like a rocket. (Phew!  ;))
erectile disfuction can be treated with modern medicines ::) ;)
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Which one did you use, and did it work...... :y
I don't need one! 8-)

That's not what Pinky and Perky said :y  seems you had them worried that they were loosing their touch............. :D :D :D
Title: Re: Phallus Impudicus
Post by: Nickbat on 09 June 2009, 23:15:49
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Just found one growing in my garden. It wasn't there yesterday, but apparently can grow within hours.

http://www.arkive.org/stinkhorn/phallus-impudicus/

My daughter spotted it first and said she thought it looked like a rocket. (Phew!  ;))
erectile disfuction can be treated with modern medicines ::) ;)
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Which one did you use, and did it work...... :y


None of them work Vamps, the clue lies in the tip colour as seen in the photograph :D :o :y

The tip is green and stinks to attract visitors.  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Phallus Impudicus
Post by: crazyjoetavola on 09 June 2009, 23:23:29
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Just found one growing in my garden. It wasn't there yesterday, but apparently can grow within hours.

http://www.arkive.org/stinkhorn/phallus-impudicus/

My daughter spotted it first and said she thought it looked like a rocket. (Phew!  ;))
erectile disfuction can be treated with modern medicines ::) ;)
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Which one did you use, and did it work...... :y


None of them work Vamps, the clue lies in the tip colour as seen in the photograph :D :o :y

The tip is green and stinks to attract visitors.  ;) ;D


...it would have to be a very brave, desperate or frustrated visitor it must be said, Nick ;) ;D :y
Title: Re: Phallus Impudicus
Post by: Turk on 10 June 2009, 01:06:04
Phallus Impudicus...is that Latin for a ToadsTool ?  ::)
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Post by: ScottieMV6 on 10 June 2009, 09:33:18
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Phallus Impudicus...is that Latin for a ToadsTool ?  ::)

LMAO ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Phallus Impudicus
Post by: Elite Pete on 10 June 2009, 09:38:50
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Phallus Impudicus...is that Latin for a ToadsTool ?  ::)
Brilliant ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Phallus Impudicus
Post by: crazyjoetavola on 10 June 2009, 12:25:48
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Phallus Impudicus...is that Latin for a ToadsTool ?  ::)


...there is only one thing I can say about that, Turk............. [smiley=tekst-toppie.gif]