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Title: another irish joke
Post by: bluehawk on 10 June 2009, 07:20:02

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in Dublin . She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit, as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?'


The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed ' Give the ballerina a drink!'

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, 'What man here will buy a lady a drink?'

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, 'Give the ballerina another drink!'

The bartender approached the little drunk and said 'Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?'


The drunk replied, 'Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!'   

Title: Re: another irish joke
Post by: nick v6 on 10 June 2009, 07:22:32

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: another irish joke
Post by: dbug on 10 June 2009, 08:25:17

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: another irish joke
Post by: ScottieMV6 on 10 June 2009, 09:30:10

Brilliant  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: another irish joke
Post by: jimmas on 10 June 2009, 13:13:04

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  :y

Title: Re: another irish joke
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 10 June 2009, 13:15:37

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

Title: Re: another irish joke
Post by: sidewaysmv6 on 10 June 2009, 13:55:45

good one! but why is that an irish joke??

Title: Re: another irish joke
Post by: ali on 10 June 2009, 14:49:04

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D very good

Title: Re: another irish joke
Post by: Vmax on 10 June 2009, 14:50:43

 ;D ;D ;D Best I've heard for a while  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: another irish joke
Post by: Kieran on 10 June 2009, 15:03:14

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: another irish joke
Post by: crazyjoetavola on 10 June 2009, 15:04:55

 ;D ;D splendid, bluehawk  ;D ;D

Title: Re: another irish joke
Post by: Seth on 10 June 2009, 15:11:31

Brilliant stuff .........

Title: Re: another irish joke
Post by: amigov6 on 10 June 2009, 17:38:54

 ;D ;D ;D Is this a private or pubic joke?!!!!! ::)

Title: Re: another irish joke
Post by: bluehawk on 10 June 2009, 19:59:02

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;D ;D ;D Is this a private or pubic joke ?!!!!! ::)

ouch ;D

Title: Re: another irish joke
Post by: bluehawk on 10 June 2009, 19:59:49

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good one! but why is that an irish joke??

in a bar in dubin  ::)