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Title: Fridays rib tickler
Post by: djm1964 on 12 June 2009, 18:11:56

Mum’s in group therapy

 A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four
 young Mothers and their small children.
 You all have obsessions,' he observed.

 To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating.
 You've even named your daughter Candy.'

 He turned to the second Mum, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money.
 Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'

 He turned to the third Mum, Kathy: 'Your obsession is alcohol.
 This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'

 At this point, the fourth mother, Joyce, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered,
 'Come on Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Lets pick Willy up from school and go home.
 

Title: Re: Fridays rib tickler
Post by: Omega man 2 on 12 June 2009, 18:13:13

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Fridays rib tickler
Post by: MikeDundee on 12 June 2009, 18:46:11

Nice one :y.... ;D ;D

Title: Re: Fridays rib tickler
Post by: dbug on 12 June 2009, 19:21:14

 ;D ;D ;D ;D  :y

Title: Re: Fridays rib tickler
Post by: AndyVXR300 on 12 June 2009, 19:21:50

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Fridays rib tickler
Post by: Del Boy on 12 June 2009, 20:02:34

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Fridays rib tickler
Post by: waspy on 12 June 2009, 21:01:32

Just weed myself for a 2nd time ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y