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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Jimbob on 26 June 2009, 09:55:53
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Lets have em in here
If you dont like em.....dont look further down :y
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reports of jackson having a heart attack are incorrect, he was found in the childrens ward having a stroke
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Seemingly Michael Jackson is to have his ashes scattered in a sandpit so the kids can still play with him!
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whats the difference between Alex Furguson & Michael Jackson? Furgusson will be playing Giggs in August.
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http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/4402/michaeljackson100recycl.jpg
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Because Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he is going to be melted down and moulded into Lego bricks so the kids can play with him for a change...
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They are gonna stick him in Tussauds as his own wax work
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Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since McCauley Culkin came to stay over for the weekend.
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Mcdonalds have brought out a McJackson burger
it's 50 yr old meat stuffed between two 8yr old buns
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Their Making a Film about MJ's Life: The Hand That Robbed The Cradle
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Paramedics said he never regained his color...
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what a coincidence............
farrah fawcett and michael jackson both dying on the same day. 1 played with majors the other played with minors
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According to reports there were drugs in the house too. They found Class A in the bathroom, and Class 4c in his bedroom!!!
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Just offered to make a coffee for a colleague. He said "Yes please, and it doesn't matter if it's black or white." ;D
Kevin
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What is small brown warm and you find it in little boys shorts?
Micheal jacksons Hand
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Thriller sequel boosted by unexpected cost reductions in make-up department.
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Michael Jackson died and went to heaven, St. Peter says, “you know Michael , we really can’t let you in here, you did a lot of bad things down on earth. Michael pleads with St. Peter to let him in and states that he’ll do anything to get in, not wanting to go to hell and all. St. Peter agrees to ask God if there is anything they can do, God tells St. Peter he’ll let Michael into heaven on one condition, he’ll have to fight someone and if he wins they’ll admit him. Michael agrees seeing its his only option. The pearly gates open and and Elvis walks out shouting, “where is that weird son of a bitch that married my daughter”
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How many drinks have you had this morning Jimbob to celebrate your birthday?! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Yours will be among the thousands of jokes that will be going around, but as in death as in life eh? 8-) 8-) :D :D ;)
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Q: Why was it unusual for Michael Jackson to wave a baby over a balcony?
A: He'd usually just toss it off...
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How many drinks have you had this morning Jimbob to celebrate your birthday?! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Yours will be among the thousands of jokes that will be going around, but as in death as in life eh? 8-) 8-) :D :D ;)
sorry to say just 2 cups of tea, sat at work, jokes flying around
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whats the difference between Michael Jackson & West Ham United
West Ham will still be blowing bubbles in August ;D
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Micheal Jackson has been refused entry to heaven...
dont blame it on the sunshine.....
dont blame it on the moonlight....
dont blame it on the goodtime...
blame it on the buggery!
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meat loaf is to release a tribute to Micheal Jackson
real dead singer with glove!
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How many drinks have you had this morning Jimbob to celebrate your birthday?! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Yours will be among the thousands of jokes that will be going around, but as in death as in life eh? 8-) 8-) :D :D ;)
sorry to say just 2 cups of tea, sat at work, jokes flying around
Ah yes always was a good breading ground for great jokes, that are [size=18]Thriller, Killers![/size] ;D ;D ;D 8-) 8-) ;)
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apparently C P R is not as easy as A B C.
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Jackos ghost has been sighted in a childrens hospital, looks like he will continue to try and put the willies up small children!
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I don’t understand all this bad feeling toward Michael Jackson.
It was only a string of minor offences.
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FOR SALE:
2x meet and greet Michael Jackson tickets, o2 London
£25 ono
Genuine reason for sale.
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There were four in the bed and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and MJ fell out, as he hit the ground his heart gave out ...
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I heard, MJ had got his last wish.
He is going to be melted down and made into plastic carrier bags, so that he can still be dangerous to children ;D
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in the ambulance the doctor said "I think we should start CPR". The paramedic said, "no, we should start heart massage",the driver said "we should start on an adrenaline drip"...
Jacko gasping for air, said...
"For god sake..'.You wanna be starting something'
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in the ambulance the doctor said "I think we should start CPR". The paramedic said, "no, we should start heart massage",the driver said "we should start on an adrenaline drip"...
Jacko gasping for air, said...
"For god sake..'.You wanna be starting something'
Hate to say it as I really liked his music etc, but these are all quality ;D
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All gems Jimbob and everyone else who has contributed ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
I love black humour, so keep it going folks!! 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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All gems Jimbob and everyone else who has contributed ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
I love black humour, so keep it going folks!! 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
;Dgood one lizzie ;D
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Police say Michael Jackson's death could be suspicious. They are currently looking for a Smooth Criminal, who could be Black or White, but he's definately Bad and Dangerous. They got fingerprints Off The Wall and they say there was a Man In The Mirror, and A Stranger In Moscow who was Gone Too Soon. They would like Ben and Billie Jean to come forward, but they don't Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'. Police say they Don't Stop 'til they Get Enough evidence as they found Blood On The Dance Floor. It's going to be a tough case but Police say they will Beat It. Its a real Thriller.
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All gems Jimbob and everyone else who has contributed ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
I love black humour, so keep it going folks!! 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
;Dgood one lizzie ;D
That is the only time I can be funny with my own joke, when I don't realise what I have said!! :o :o :o Thanks to you GD I now do! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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All gems Jimbob and everyone else who has contributed ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
I love black humour, so keep it going folks!! 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
and to keep the colour theme...
After many years of being unsure whether he was black or white, it briefly appeared last night that Michael Jackson had settled on blue.
In the end, though, he finally chose grey.
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This is an appeal by the RSPCA- Wanted a good home for a very loving monkey called Bubbles. Bubbles is very freindly & likes to be w$£"ed off with a white glove.
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This is an appeal by the RSPCA- Wanted a good home for a very loving monkey called Bubbles. Bubbles is very freindly & likes to be w$£"ed off with a white glove.
Whats brown, furry, and hungry......Bubbles
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All gems Jimbob and everyone else who has contributed ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
I love black humour, so keep it going folks!! 8-) 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
and to keep the colour theme...
After many years of being unsure whether he was black or white, it briefly appeared last night that Michael Jackson had settled on blue.
In the end, though, he finally chose grey.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D but he will soon be black again... ::) ::) ;D ;D ;)
Sorry, I'll get me coat! ::) ::) ::) ;)
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Jockeys at this weekends race meeting will wear black armbands out of respect for Wacko Jacko..
Who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone else in living memory.. ;D
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woody allen is very upset about jacko dying, he lent him two fives last week & expected a ten back! :o
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What time did wacko jacko go to bed?...
When the big hand touched the little hand. :-[
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Reports coming in that Wacko drowned....
No body could be arsed to throw him a buoy. :-[
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This isnt a joke, but i thought i'd put it in this thread.
I had a women passenger this morning that told me she had just won £100.
After I asked how.....she explained....
She had placed a £5 bet with a bookie at 20-1 that Jacko wouldnt appear at the concert @ O2
She went on to say tho....she hadnt expected him to '"snuff it" ::)
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These must have flown round the country this morning, I got into the office at 10.30, having been to a meeting and was amazed at the number of jokes and even more amazed at the type of some of the people who were telling them :D :D :D
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what does janet jackson and the england cricket team have in common???
janet jackson is sure to get the ashes :y
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Michaels funeral practice.........(http://www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/moonwalk.gif)
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michael jacson died of food poisoning cos he was eating twelve year old nuts
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dear mrs jackson
i was very sorry to hear about your son michael. i just cant stop thinking about his children.
all my love
gary glitter
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I Was told he was very ill at the end ,he'd been diagnosed with nappy rash ;D
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Michael Jackson’s body is not to be cremated or buried. It's to be recycled into grocery bags. That way he can continue to be white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.
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Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out Boyz II Men was a band, not a delivery service. ;D ;D
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Michael Jackson's girlfriend has given her thoughts on the news "I'm devastated, 1st my parents leave me in Portugal, and now this..." ;D ;D
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I am deeply offended by the jokes surrounding Michael Jacksons death. He touched me in ways only a catholic priest would understand!
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I am deeply offended by the jokes surrounding Michael Jacksons death. He touched me in ways only a catholic priest would understand!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Day 96 and Jade Goody gets a new housemate...
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Doctors have confirmed that Michael Jackson will be donating his organs to kids. Again.
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Finally we are gonna get a REAL Alien Autopsy!
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Farrah Fawcett gets to the pearly gates - St Peter says - Farrah, you've been an angel on earth - i'll grant you one wish before you enter heaven
Farrah thinks about this and finally says "i want the world to be a safer place for children..."
i'll get my coat :-[
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Macaulay Culkin has asked for Michael Jackson's ashes so he can sprinkle them onto his cornflakes. Apparently he wants to feel him slide out of his arse one last time. ;D ;D
well it does say " sick joke thread "
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Macaulay Culkin has asked for Michael Jackson's ashes so he can sprinkle them onto his cornflakes. Apparently he wants to feel him slide out of his arse one last time. ;D ;D
well it does say " sick joke thread "
Yes, and they are getting worse!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8-) 8-)
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"Doctor, Doctor, I've just sold out 50 massive gigs in London but I've changed my mind and I don't want to do it. Can you help me?"
Dr Shipman, "Yes, I can"
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"Doctor, Doctor, I've just sold out 50 massive gigs in London but I've changed my mind and I don't want to do it. Can you help me?"
Dr Shipman, "Yes, I can"
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y