Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Mr Skrunts on 30 October 2008, 20:40:11
Title: NWS - Rude Songs, Rymes and Poems
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 30 October 2008, 20:40:11
[size=14]Post em here and lets have a laugh.[/size]
Title: Re: NWS - Rude Songs, Rymes and Poems
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 30 October 2008, 20:41:01
Mary Had A Little Lamb Rhyme
Mary had a little lamb she kept it in her yard when she took her panties off his wooly dick got hard
Title: Re: NWS - Rude Songs, Rymes and Poems
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 30 October 2008, 20:42:16
Mother Hubbard Rhyme
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard to fetch her poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over And the biatch got a bone of her own!
Title: Re: NWS - Rude Songs, Rymes and Poems
Post by: kris9128 on 30 October 2008, 20:45:46
little miss muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curd and whey down came a spider and sat down beside her so she tw4tted it with her spoon
Title: Re: NWS - Rude Songs, Rymes and Poems
Post by: kris9128 on 30 October 2008, 20:46:54
jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water sill jill forgot the pill and they've got a daughter
Title: Re: NWS - Rude Songs, Rymes and Poems
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 30 October 2008, 20:50:41
Single Woman's Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep. Please don't send me no more creeps. Please just send me one good man. One without a wedding band.
One good man who's sweet as pie. Who brushed his teeth and doesn't lie. Who dresses neat and doesn't smell. And is sexy like my man Denzel. Is super-rich like Michael J. On second thought, that's okay.
Man, if I should die before I wake, that would truly take the cake; No matrimony or honeymoon. No fancy reception planned for June. No throwing of the wedding bouquet. Please, God, don't let me go out that way. If I die before I meet Mr. Right I won't go out without a fight. But then again with my luck, He'd probably be just some schmuck.
The single life is not that bad I know it's just a passing fad. I won't be blue. I will not frown. Besides, I like my toilet seat down. No more makeup, won't comb my hair. So never mind this stupid prayer.
The single life will do just fine. So what's up, girlfriend? IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!
Title: Re: NWS - Rude Songs, Rymes and Poems
Post by: fatboyfat on 30 October 2008, 20:53:24
not rude but here goes:-
mary had a little lamb the doctors were astounded and everywhere that mary went gynaecologists surrounded
Title: Re: NWS - Rude Songs, Rymes and Poems
Post by: unlucky alf on 30 October 2008, 20:58:13
there was a young lady from dalton creek who had her monthly`s twice a week her sister from woking said "how very provoking, no time for poking so to speak"!.
Title: Re: NWS - Rude Songs, Rymes and Poems
Post by: unlucky alf on 30 October 2008, 23:25:47
there was a young lady from kelldoors who`s fanny was covered in sores, even the dogs wouldnt eat the green festered meat that hung in festroodles from her draws!!!
Title: Re: NWS - Rude Songs, Rymes and Poems
Post by: hoody on 30 October 2008, 23:49:16
Mary had a little pig, it always was a gruntin, she took it down the garden path, and kicked its effin c*** in
Title: Re: NWS - Rude Songs, Rymes and Poems
Post by: hoody on 30 October 2008, 23:50:27
you tube and search for Stephen Lynch ;D
Title: Re: NWS - Rude Songs, Rymes and Poems
Post by: amigov6 on 31 October 2008, 21:09:50
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could eat Jills f*nny Jack got a shock & a mouthful of c*ck 'coz Jill's a rather tranny! :o
Title: Re: NWS - Rude Songs, Rymes and Poems
Post by: Matchless on 31 October 2008, 21:41:05
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch the postman a letter. When she got there the cupboard was bare, so they did it without which was better.
Title: Re: NWS - Rude Songs, Rymes and Poems
Post by: albitz on 31 October 2008, 22:29:47
There was a young lady from Ealing who had the most wonderful feeling. she laid on her back and opened her cr**k and p155ed all over the ceiling. :D :D ;D
Title: Re: NWS - Rude Songs, Rymes and Poems
Post by: unlucky alf on 31 October 2008, 23:44:37
There was a young lady from dalglesia, who said if my f4nny dont please ya, you can whack it up my bum if you like kinky fun but watch out the tapeworm dont seize ya!! :P
Title: Re: NWS - Rude Songs, Rymes and Poems
Post by: stuy112 on 31 October 2008, 23:46:56
Sing a song of syphilis, a foreskin full of crabs, Four and twenty blackheads, and a score or more of scabs. And when the scabs were opened, the crabs began to sing. And wasn't that a dirty thing to stick up Nellie's quim.
Title: Re: Skrunties sex maniac thread - Rude Songs, Rymes an
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 12 July 2009, 12:16:24
Hehe, just Googled something and found this thread. :o
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Post by: Omega man 2 on 12 July 2009, 12:19:08
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Hehe, just Googled something and found this thread. :o
What exactly were you googling Mr. Skruntie ::) ::)
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 12 July 2009, 12:38:43
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Hehe, just Googled something and found this thread. :o
What exactly were you googling Mr. Skruntie ::) ::)
certainly not his.
Title: Re: Skrunties sex maniac thread - Rude Songs, Rymes an
Post by: 924boy on 12 July 2009, 12:43:00
Mary had a little lamb his name was trixie trollocks he tried to jump over a barbed wire fence and ripped off his b******s! :D
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Post by: maria on 12 July 2009, 15:29:00
All very funny keep them coming ;D ;D :y
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Post by: zippo on 12 July 2009, 16:19:44
Mary had a little lamb she also had a duck she put them on the mantle piece to see if the would f......fall off