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Title: I just laughed so much i could hardly walk
Post by: waspy on 12 July 2009, 19:26:01
I just got back with Hanna (my Rottie). Down on the industrial estate there's a plant & skip hire place. Someones climbed over the fence & nicked a load of copper piping, lead flashing etc out the skips & then hid it in some bushes in a wheel barrow. They didn't hide it well enough. I cable tied it to the fence with some big ties from work, so when they come back tonight in the dark, they'll have some problems taking it ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I just laughed so much i could hardly walk
Post by: Omega man 2 on 12 July 2009, 19:27:24
Good man ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: I just laughed so much i could hardly walk
Post by: zippo on 12 July 2009, 19:28:44
 :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: I just laughed so much i could hardly walk
Post by: sidewaysmv6 on 12 July 2009, 19:29:49
you shoulda tied your big rottweiler to it,that would have surprised em! alot of thieven goin on nowadays. :(
Title: Re: I just laughed so much i could hardly walk
Post by: nick v6 on 12 July 2009, 19:31:35
should of took it home and weighed it in yourself :y ;D
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Post by: sidewaysmv6 on 12 July 2009, 19:32:04
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should of took it home and weighed it in yourself :y ;D


now your talkin!!
Title: Re: I just laughed so much i could hardly walk
Post by: nick v6 on 12 July 2009, 19:34:05
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should of took it home and weighed it in yourself :y ;D


now your talkin!!

when the little sods tried nicking the lead off the roof over our front door

me and ann caught them and got them arrested
and with the lead they ripped off i put it in the boot of the car and weighed it in myself

nice £35 for a bit of lead ;D
Title: Re: I just laughed so much i could hardly walk
Post by: waspy on 12 July 2009, 19:48:29
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should of took it home and weighed it in yourself :y ;D

This thought had crossed my mind. I'm going back in a while with some latex gloves, i know where Hanna's left a deposite in the fields. A wheel barrow has handles ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Catch my drift ;)
Title: Re: I just laughed so much i could hardly walk
Post by: nick v6 on 12 July 2009, 20:03:40
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should of took it home and weighed it in yourself :y ;D

This thought had crossed my mind. I'm going back in a while with some latex gloves, i know where Hanna's left a deposite in the fields. A wheel barrow has handles ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Catch my drift ;)
must of been a big 1 if you need the whel barrow

plus ive never known a dog to s**t copper piping and lead ;D

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Post by: Lazydocker on 12 July 2009, 20:29:11
We know where you'll be tonight... Loitering to see them get a surprise! Pity you can't record it... That's going to be hilarious! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I just laughed so much i could hardly walk
Post by: Turk on 12 July 2009, 20:46:24
Would be quite entertaining to watch them sneak up all quiet and stealth like in the wee small hours, to wheel away a barrow...that's been rigged up to some fireworks.
 ;D
Title: Re: I just laughed so much i could hardly walk
Post by: nick v6 on 12 July 2009, 20:47:48
should take a few spanners and take the wheel off
or take all the bolts out so as they go to move it, it just falls apart ;D :D
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Post by: waspy on 12 July 2009, 20:56:04
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should take a few spanners and take the wheel off
or take all the bolts out so as they go to move it, it just falls apart ;D :D

The deed is done, i just got back ;D ;D ;D ;D
I would really love to hide & watch them as they grab hold of the handles that are covered in dog sh£t & also find it's cable tied to the fence ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: nick v6 on 12 July 2009, 20:57:10
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should take a few spanners and take the wheel off
or take all the bolts out so as they go to move it, it just falls apart ;D :D

The deed is done, i just got back ;D ;D ;D ;D
I would really love to hide & watch them as they grab hold of the handles that are covered in dog sh£t & also find it's cable tied to the fence ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D i love it  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Welung666 on 12 July 2009, 21:00:42
Pete, I think I've just leaked laughing ;D ;D You gotta get up there and film them or better still where are my car keys? I'd love to see it for myself ;D ;D
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Post by: Gareth Lewis on 12 July 2009, 22:16:49
That is brilliant!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Nice one Pete! :y
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Post by: Lazydocker on 12 July 2009, 22:22:52
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Pete, I think I've just leaked laughing ;D ;D You gotta get up there and film them or better still where are my car keys? I'd love to see it for myself ;D ;D

That's just a sign of old age...  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Tis very funny though ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Jimbob on 13 July 2009, 07:45:37
where's ya night vision recording gear when you want it  ;D
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Post by: Varche on 13 July 2009, 13:27:17
Reminds me of a boss I once had. He told me he saw some 8 bags of cement on a building site near his house. Thought he would get one later. When he got there in the dark he was just in time to see his next door neighbour taking the last one in his squeeky barrow. They split it.

Like your thinking on this one. :) :) I would just have had to hide nearby somewhere!
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Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 13 July 2009, 13:50:53
The question is.....why did you have cable ties with you on a dog walk?
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Post by: GLENNY BOY on 13 July 2009, 14:15:41
nice one :y :y :y :y :y :y
Title: Re: I just laughed so much i could hardly walk
Post by: Pitchfork on 13 July 2009, 19:12:41
Try this:
Take an empty Whisky bottle, fill it with cold tea (or any other suitably coloured liquid) & leave it on the bus or somewhere public.
The thought of someone taking a large swig & the resultant reaction would have to be imagined but amusing nevertheless ;)
Title: Re: I just laughed so much i could hardly walk
Post by: Martin_1962 on 13 July 2009, 21:30:36
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Try this:
Take an empty Whisky bottle, fill it with cold tea (or any other suitably coloured liquid) & leave it on the bus or somewhere public.
The thought of someone taking a large swig & the resultant reaction would have to be imagined but amusing nevertheless ;)


Boring - use wee ;D
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Post by: Martin_1962 on 13 July 2009, 21:30:57
We need pictures :y
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Post by: Pitchfork on 13 July 2009, 21:35:12
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Try this:
Take an empty Whisky bottle, fill it with cold tea (or any other suitably coloured liquid) & leave it on the bus or somewhere public.
The thought of someone taking a large swig & the resultant reaction would have to be imagined but amusing nevertheless ;)


Boring - use wee ;D
That was the alternative that I had in mind but having been brought up not to use bad language I did not want to articulate it! ;)
Title: Re: I just laughed so much i could hardly walk
Post by: Welung666 on 13 July 2009, 22:21:07
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Try this:
Take an empty Whisky bottle, fill it with cold tea (or any other suitably coloured liquid) & leave it on the bus or somewhere public.
The thought of someone taking a large swig & the resultant reaction would have to be imagined but amusing nevertheless ;)


Boring - use wee ;D

I remember many moons ago running as a 2nd driver on a continental italy run, late on the 2nd day we were both knackered so we got our heads down for the obligatory 9 hours. Middle of the night and desperate for a wee decided my empty pop bottle was a better option than the early hours of a february morning at the foot of the alps. Waking up several hours later and setting off again I nearly crashed when my co-driver started complaining at my 'flat lemonade' had left a funny taste in his mouth. I had to pull over because I couldn't see through the tears of laughter! It took me 20 minutes to calm myself down enough to tell him ;D I was all the b@stards under the sun for the rest of the run ;D ;D
Title: Re: I just laughed so much i could hardly walk
Post by: Lazydocker on 14 July 2009, 08:15:09
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Try this:
Take an empty Whisky bottle, fill it with cold tea (or any other suitably coloured liquid) & leave it on the bus or somewhere public.
The thought of someone taking a large swig & the resultant reaction would have to be imagined but amusing nevertheless ;)


Boring - use wee ;D

I remember many moons ago running as a 2nd driver on a continental italy run, late on the 2nd day we were both knackered so we got our heads down for the obligatory 9 hours. Middle of the night and desperate for a wee decided my empty pop bottle was a better option than the early hours of a february morning at the foot of the alps. Waking up several hours later and setting off again I nearly crashed when my co-driver started complaining at my 'flat lemonade' had left a funny taste in his mouth. I had to pull over because I couldn't see through the tears of laughter! It took me 20 minutes to calm myself down enough to tell him ;D I was all the b@stards under the sun for the rest of the run ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

That's priceless!!!