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Title: Oink Oink
Post by: Jimbob on 16 July 2009, 11:50:31
Been sent home from work for sounding like a leper.

Spoke to docs and gave them all my symptoms, who have confirmed most likely swineflu and issued me the drugs.


Obviously being male, its man swine flu, so far worse than the ladies get.

I feel like absolute shite  :'(
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Entwood on 16 July 2009, 11:52:40
Not good .. take lots of fluids and relax ..... although I can't help but wonder why so many folks "attack of swine flu" just happens ... by coincidence .. to be at the same time as the Lord's Test starts ???

Discuss ???

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: going crazy on 16 July 2009, 11:55:43
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Been sent home from work for sounding like a leper.

Spoke to docs and gave them all my symptoms, who have confirmed most likely swineflu and issued me the drugs.


Obviously being male, its man swine flu, so far worse than the ladies get.

I feel like absolute shite  :'(

Take care and hope you feel better soon..
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Jimbob on 16 July 2009, 12:01:50
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Not good .. take lots of fluids and relax ..... although I can't help but wonder why so many folks "attack of swine flu" just happens ... by coincidence .. to be at the same time as the Lord's Test starts ???

Discuss ???

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


watching any sport other than ladies beach volleyball bores me stupid, so no worries from me on that count
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 16 July 2009, 12:03:06
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Not good .. take lots of fluids and relax ..... although I can't help but wonder why so many folks "attack of swine flu" just happens ... by coincidence .. to be at the same time as the Lord's Test starts ???

Discuss ???

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


....the Lord is indeed being severely tested at the moment Entwood ;) ;)
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 16 July 2009, 12:06:29
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Not good .. take lots of fluids and relax ..... although I can't help but wonder why so many folks "attack of swine flu" just happens ... by coincidence .. to be at the same time as the Lord's Test starts ???

Discuss ???

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


watching any sport other than ladies beach volleyball bores me stupid, so no worries from me on that count

....with you on that Jb - only in my case it would be the floor exercises in female gymnastics.


Perhaps I've said too much :-[ :-[
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 16 July 2009, 12:08:41
Hope you feel better soon and revert to being human Jimbob! ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 16 July 2009, 12:09:46
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Not good .. take lots of fluids and relax ..... although I can't help but wonder why so many folks "attack of swine flu" just happens ... by coincidence .. to be at the same time as the Lord's Test starts ???

Discuss ???

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


watching any sport other than ladies beach volleyball bores me stupid, so no worries from me on that count

....with you on that Jb - only in my case it would be the floor exercises in female gymnastics.


Perhaps I've said too much :-[ :-[


Pervy Zulu! :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 16 July 2009, 12:10:56
take care (means lots of fruit juice and sleep in my dictionary)  and I hope you will become better.. :y
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: HolyCount on 16 July 2009, 12:12:34
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Not good .. take lots of fluids and relax ..... although I can't help but wonder why so many folks "attack of swine flu" just happens ... by coincidence .. to be at the same time as the Lord's Test starts ???

Discuss ???

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


watching any sport other than ladies beach volleyball bores me stupid, so no worries from me on that count

....with you on that Jb - only in my case it would be the floor exercises in female gymnastics.


Perhaps I've said too much :-[ :-[

Are we talking pelvic floor exercises  ::)

I used to be in lust with Olga Korbutt as a lad  (for the avoidance of doubt -- that's when I was a lad, not when Olga Korbutt was a lad !! )
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 16 July 2009, 12:13:07
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Not good .. take lots of fluids and relax ..... although I can't help but wonder why so many folks "attack of swine flu" just happens ... by coincidence .. to be at the same time as the Lord's Test starts ???

Discuss ???

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


watching any sport other than ladies beach volleyball bores me stupid, so no worries from me on that count

....with you on that Jb - only in my case it would be the floor exercises in female gymnastics.


Perhaps I've said too much :-[ :-[


Pervy Zulu! :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)




.........knew I'd said too much.......let's just keep this between ourselves shall we, Ms Zoom ;D ;D
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 16 July 2009, 12:14:41
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Not good .. take lots of fluids and relax ..... although I can't help but wonder why so many folks "attack of swine flu" just happens ... by coincidence .. to be at the same time as the Lord's Test starts ???

Discuss ???

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


watching any sport other than ladies beach volleyball bores me stupid, so no worries from me on that count

....with you on that Jb - only in my case it would be the floor exercises in female gymnastics.


Perhaps I've said too much :-[ :-[


Pervy Zulu! :o :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)




.........knew I'd said too much.......let's just keep this between ourselves shall we, Ms Zoom ;D ;D


For you Zulu, anything you say! 8-) 8-) 8-) :D :D ;)
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 16 July 2009, 12:15:10
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Not good .. take lots of fluids and relax ..... although I can't help but wonder why so many folks "attack of swine flu" just happens ... by coincidence .. to be at the same time as the Lord's Test starts ???

Discuss ???

 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


watching any sport other than ladies beach volleyball bores me stupid, so no worries from me on that count

....with you on that Jb - only in my case it would be the floor exercises in female gymnastics.


Perhaps I've said too much :-[ :-[

Are we talking pelvic floor exercises  ::)

I used to be in lust with Olga Korbutt as a lad  (for the avoidance of doubt -- that's when I was a lad, not when Olga Korbutt was a lad !! )




.....aaaaand we can breathe again ;D ;D
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Jimbob on 16 July 2009, 12:20:04
You need help!  more than I do  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 16 July 2009, 12:23:05
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You need help!  more than I do  ;D ;D ;D ;D




 ;D ;D ;D you're right Jb and I'm not getting 'it' from anywhere :( :( ;D
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Jimbob on 16 July 2009, 12:25:14
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You need help!  more than I do  ;D ;D ;D ;D




 ;D ;D ;D you're right Jb and I'm not getting 'it' from anywhere :( :( ;D


unlucky!  Sorry to say ive currently no energy for it  :'(
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: bob.dent on 16 July 2009, 12:28:01
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Been sent home from work for sounding like a leper.

Spoke to docs and gave them all my symptoms, who have confirmed most likely swineflu and issued me the drugs.


Obviously being male, its man swine flu, so far worse than the ladies get.

I feel like absolute shite  :'(

What a swine of an illness James, I bet you're pig sick about it and I hope your doctor isn't telling you porkies. Better sty at home and get yourself better.  [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

Seriously though James, hope it ain't too bad and get better soon. :y


Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Jimbob on 16 July 2009, 12:29:40
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Been sent home from work for sounding like a leper.

Spoke to docs and gave them all my symptoms, who have confirmed most likely swineflu and issued me the drugs.


Obviously being male, its man swine flu, so far worse than the ladies get.

I feel like absolute shite  :'(

What a swine of an illness James, I bet you're pig sick about it and I hope your doctor isn't telling you porkies. Better sty at home and get yourself better.  [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

Seriously though James, hope it ain't too bad and get better soon. :y




 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

could get worse than the fish thread at this rate  ;D
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Pitchfork on 16 July 2009, 12:32:54
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Been sent home from work for sounding like a leper.

Spoke to docs and gave them all my symptoms, who have confirmed most likely swineflu and issued me the drugs.


Obviously being male, its man swine flu, so far worse than the ladies get.

I feel like absolute shite  :'(
Boaring!! ;D
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: bob.dent on 16 July 2009, 12:33:57
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Been sent home from work for sounding like a leper.

Spoke to docs and gave them all my symptoms, who have confirmed most likely swineflu and issued me the drugs.


Obviously being male, its man swine flu, so far worse than the ladies get.

I feel like absolute shite  :'(

What a swine of an illness James, I bet you're pig sick about it and I hope your doctor isn't telling you porkies. Better sty at home and get yourself better.  [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

Seriously though James, hope it ain't too bad and get better soon. :y




 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

could get worse than the fish thread at this rate  ;D

Yep, and what a lot of swill there was on that thread. :D

OK I'll get me coat. :-[
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: HolyCount on 16 July 2009, 12:47:25
Hope the doc gave you plenty of oinkment  ::)
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 16 July 2009, 12:57:24
Never to be one to HOG the limelight, I don't that I can add any more ::) ::) ;D
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: HolyCount on 16 July 2009, 12:58:44
Ah yes -- some crackling puns there :)
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 16 July 2009, 12:59:48
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Ah yes -- some crackling puns there :)




Top form, HC ;D ;D :y :y
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 16 July 2009, 13:01:09
While we are all being so indulgent here, who's out there bringing home the bacon? ::) ::)
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: bob.dent on 16 July 2009, 13:04:46
Aw come on you lot, stop hamming it up. :D
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: moggy on 16 July 2009, 13:07:18
I buy my pig feet from delboy,trotters independent traders ;D ;D
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 16 July 2009, 13:09:27
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I buy my pig feet from delboy,trotters independent traders ;D ;D


 ;D ;D very good, Moggy :y
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: waspy on 16 July 2009, 14:40:21
Get well soon JB. Keep us posted of your progress :y

Try to oinknore any urge to go rooting around the garden looking for truffles & acorns :D
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: LJay on 16 July 2009, 14:51:48
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Been sent home from work for sounding like a leper.

Spoke to docs and gave them all my symptoms, who have confirmed most likely swineflu and issued me the drugs.


Obviously being male, its man swine flu, so far worse than the ladies get.

I feel like absolute shite  :'(

If he gets any worse I will call him a hambulance!!!!!!!! ;D ;D

No sympathy please he only has a sniffle!!!!!! :P
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: CaptainZok on 16 July 2009, 14:58:30
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Been sent home from work for sounding like a leper.

Spoke to docs and gave them all my symptoms, who have confirmed most likely swineflu and issued me the drugs.


Obviously being male, its man swine flu, so far worse than the ladies get.

I feel like absolute shite  :'(

If he gets any worse I will call him a hambulance!!!!!!!! ;D ;D

No sympathy please he only has a sniffle!!!!!! :P
Are you saying that he's only hamming it up?? :D ;D
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: HolyCount on 16 July 2009, 15:09:09
Tell him he has to stay calm and not get (T)ruffled !
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Pitchfork on 16 July 2009, 15:29:18
What are your symptons?
Are your teeth Chitterling?? ::)
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: maria on 16 July 2009, 16:41:34
Hope you get better soon james :y
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 16 July 2009, 17:11:49
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Hope you get better soon james :y


So do I Maria, but I reckon how this thread has gone has made him pig sick!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: maria on 16 July 2009, 17:18:02
You make me laugh liz, any way how are you !
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Debs. on 17 July 2009, 07:50:53
 ::) Take RulaLenska and go to bed! ;D

Poor Ljay; she has to nurse you through weeks months of recovery! ;)
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Jimbob on 17 July 2009, 16:02:07
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::) Take RulaLenska and go to bed! ;D

Poor Ljay; she has to nurse you through weeks months of recovery! ;)

And don't I know it!!! ::)



edit: didn't check to see who was signed in before I typed, laura ::)
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Debs. on 17 July 2009, 16:08:01
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::) Take RulaLenska and go to bed! ;D

Poor Ljay; she has to nurse you through weeks months of recovery! ;)

And don't I know it!!! ::)



edit: didn't check to see who was signed in before I typed, laura ::)

 [smiley=wink.gif] Deepest condolences Ljay; it appears he`s going to survive. ;D
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 17 July 2009, 18:18:59
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You make me laugh liz, any way how are you !

Sorry Maria, just caught up with the Forum today ::) ::).

Yes thanks I am ok :y :y, how are you?  Fighting on like the rest of us? ;) ;)
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: LJay on 17 July 2009, 23:10:20
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::) Take RulaLenska and go to bed! ;D

Poor Ljay; she has to nurse you through weeks months of recovery! ;)

And don't I know it!!! ::)



edit: didn't check to see who was signed in before I typed, laura ::)

 [smiley=wink.gif] Deepest condolences Ljay; it appears he`s going to survive. ;D

I know! Can't spend the life insurance just yet!!!! :o
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Jimbob on 17 July 2009, 23:18:01
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::) Take RulaLenska and go to bed! ;D

Poor Ljay; she has to nurse you through weeks months of recovery! ;)

And don't I know it!!! ::)



edit: didn't check to see who was signed in before I typed, laura ::)

 [smiley=wink.gif] Deepest condolences Ljay; it appears he`s going to survive. ;D

I know! Can't spend the life insurance just yet!!!! :o


Don't count on it, plenty of time to keel over yet  :'(

keep the level of sympathy improving pls  :y
Title: Re: Oink Oink
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 18 July 2009, 11:04:02
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::) Take RulaLenska and go to bed! ;D

Poor Ljay; she has to nurse you through weeks months of recovery! ;)

And don't I know it!!! ::)



edit: didn't check to see who was signed in before I typed, laura ::)

 [smiley=wink.gif] Deepest condolences Ljay; it appears he`s going to survive. ;D

I know! Can't spend the life insurance just yet!!!! :o


Don't count on it, plenty of time to keel over yet  :'(

keep the level of sympathy improving pls  :y


I know of a good vet if you are interested Jimbob! :y :y

Trouble is (good news perhaps to Ljay for insurance purposes! :D :D ;)) he may well put you down :o :o ;D ;D ;)