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Title: Tuesdays rib tickler
Post by: djm1964 on 28 July 2009, 19:18:56
An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.  At the
French customs desk he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his
carry-on bag.  'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs
officer asked sarcastically.  The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
'Then you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready,' the customs
officer said.

The elderly gentleman replied, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to
show it.'
'Impossible! The British always ave to show their passports en arrivee in France !'
The Man gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained;
'Well, when I came ashore on the Beach on D-Day in 1944, I couldn't find any f******g  Frenchmen to show it to.'
Title: Re: Tuesdays rib tickler
Post by: Andy B on 28 July 2009, 19:27:59
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Tuesdays rib tickler
Post by: dbug on 28 July 2009, 19:32:34
Remember once whilst on a business trip to Berlin many years ago - having a drink in the "roof garden" bar at the Hilton next to the zoo, and one of our German hosts asked a fairly drunk, obnoxious Englishman if he had been to Berlin before.  The reply was - "Yes, 1943, Lancaster bomber"

Now thats a conversation killer!
Title: Re: Tuesdays rib tickler
Post by: Andy B on 28 July 2009, 19:35:50
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Remember once whilst on a business trip to Berlin many years ago - having a drink in the "roof garden" bar at the Hilton next to the zoo, and one of our German hosts asked a fairly drunk, obnoxious Englishman if he had been to Berlin before.  The reply was - "Yes, 1943, Lancaster bomber"

Now thats a conversation killer!

I was trying to find the joke along the same lines. Something about the german woman in the control tower barking at the British pilot for going the wrong way and asking if he'd never been to the German air port before. The replay was ..... Yes, but it was dark and they never landed  ::)  :y
Title: Re: Tuesdays rib tickler
Post by: Ziad on 28 July 2009, 19:36:28
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Good one mate! Loved it
Title: Re: Tuesdays rib tickler
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 28 July 2009, 19:37:06
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An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.  At the
French customs desk he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his
carry-on bag.  'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs
officer asked sarcastically.  The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
'Then you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready,' the customs
officer said.

The elderly gentleman replied, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to
show it.'
'Impossible! The British always ave to show their passports en arrivee in France !'
The Man gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained;
'Well, when I came ashore on the Beach on D-Day in 1944, I couldn't find any f******g  Frenchmen to show it to.'

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Tuesdays rib tickler
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 28 July 2009, 19:37:46
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Remember once whilst on a business trip to Berlin many years ago - having a drink in the "roof garden" bar at the Hilton next to the zoo, and one of our German hosts asked a fairly drunk, obnoxious Englishman if he had been to Berlin before.  The reply was - "Yes, 1943, Lancaster bomber"

Now thats a conversation killer!

Brilliant!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
Title: Re: Tuesdays rib tickler
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 28 July 2009, 19:38:38
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Remember once whilst on a business trip to Berlin many years ago - having a drink in the "roof garden" bar at the Hilton next to the zoo, and one of our German hosts asked a fairly drunk, obnoxious Englishman if he had been to Berlin before.  The reply was - "Yes, 1943, Lancaster bomber"

Now thats a conversation killer!

I was trying to find the joke along the same lines. Something about the german woman in the control tower barking at the British pilot for going the wrong way and asking if he'd never been to the German air port before. The replay was ..... Yes, but it was dark and they never landed  ::)  :y

Another beauty!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Tuesdays rib tickler
Post by: amigov6 on 28 July 2009, 20:25:00
Chuckle!!!!! 8-)
Title: Re: Tuesdays rib tickler
Post by: Andy B on 28 July 2009, 21:08:20
Found it!  :y   :y  :y  :y

http://users.snowcrest.net/wb6fzh/tcair1.html

last but one!  ;D ;D ;D


I think I must have been mixing the last two up.  ::)
Title: Re: Tuesdays rib tickler
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 28 July 2009, 21:19:57
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An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.  At the
French customs desk he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his
carry-on bag.  'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs
officer asked sarcastically.  The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
'Then you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready,' the customs
officer said.

The elderly gentleman replied, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to
show it.'
'Impossible! The British always ave to show their passports en arrivee in France !'
The Man gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained;
'Well, when I came ashore on the Beach on D-Day in 1944, I couldn't find any f******g  Frenchmen to show it to.'



.......a five rib tickle ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Tuesdays rib tickler
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 28 July 2009, 21:20:52
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Remember once whilst on a business trip to Berlin many years ago - having a drink in the "roof garden" bar at the Hilton next to the zoo, and one of our German hosts asked a fairly drunk, obnoxious Englishman if he had been to Berlin before.  The reply was - "Yes, 1943, Lancaster bomber"

Now thats a conversation killer!



....splendid dbug ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Tuesdays rib tickler
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 28 July 2009, 21:22:45
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Found it!  :y   :y  :y  :y

http://users.snowcrest.net/wb6fzh/tcair1.html

last but one!  ;D ;D ;D


I think I must have been mixing the last two up.  ::)

...nicely understated Andy - but the great ones always are :y :y