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Title: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 28 July 2009, 22:19:01

BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR

(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk106/skruntie/cid_5CFB050027CC42FBAE4B8B617EBEC32.jpg)
 

 
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility...
 
(lawyer in blue/ officer in red)
 
Q: 'Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?'

A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'

Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?'

A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'

Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'

A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'

Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'

A: 'Yes sir, we do!'

Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'

A: 'Yes sir, I do.'

Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'

A: 'Yes sir.'

Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'

A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'

The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.
 
 

 

 

Title: Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
Post by: Gaffers on 28 July 2009, 22:21:30

Brill  :y

Title: Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
Post by: Nickbat on 28 July 2009, 22:23:00

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Great!

Title: Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
Post by: Del Boy on 28 July 2009, 22:24:25

Quality  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
Post by: Brick Tamland on 28 July 2009, 22:24:28

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
Post by: Vamps on 28 July 2009, 22:26:04

Brilliant......... ;D ;D ;D :y :y

Title: Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
Post by: shell on 28 July 2009, 22:28:39

thats a great comeback! ;D

Title: Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
Post by: Bent valve on 28 July 2009, 22:31:58

Best urban myth of the year!

Title: Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
Post by: mantagte on 28 July 2009, 23:39:35

excellent ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
Post by: Jimbob on 29 July 2009, 07:09:46

love it!

Title: Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 29 July 2009, 09:20:56

I've always been a fan of (NSFW) -

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5hn44s7YbCk/Sj8yPHVfAWI/AAAAAAAAAWw/UWka-Sz5stg/s1600-h/cartoon.jpg

Title: Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 29 July 2009, 10:36:45

Nice one!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8-) 8-)

Title: Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
Post by: Ghost on 29 July 2009, 10:40:27

good one mate ;D ;D

Title: Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
Post by: Seth on 29 July 2009, 10:40:48

Damn brilliant!

Title: Re: BEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEAR
Post by: tigers_gonads on 29 July 2009, 10:47:26

buy that man a beer  :y ;D ;D ;D