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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Marks DTM Calib on 30 July 2009, 13:09:00
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The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivees?' Ole demanded.
'Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'
The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.
'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?'
She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!'
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?'
She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb.....Tidy yerself up a bit.
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The issue probably wouldn't arise here.......
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C2pIF7Tjik[/media]
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...but maybe here.....
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGPcyUxtlDY&feature=related[/media]
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Very good! :y After reading the joke it reminded me why i don`t play golf at my local courses on a windy day. If you have ever seen some of the women members you will know what i mean! :o ;D ;D
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Excellent!! :y
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The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivees?' Ole demanded.
'Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'
The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'
Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.
'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?'
She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!'
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?'
She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb.....Tidy yerself up a bit.
Very good!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Brill ;D ;D ;D :y
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I could never estimate the last one ;D :y
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I could never estimate the last one ;D :y
....no need cem, just go for a number 1 cut ::) ::) ;D :y
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terribly sorry old boy, I am a little tired, I suppose the old one's are the best ;)
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;D ;D ;D ;D Cracker Mark, total cracker :y :y :y
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Tis true dontcha know!