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Title: Farmer joke
Post by: LJay on 12 August 2009, 21:34:42
A Farmer has successfully grown a field full of vibrators.

Now he has got a problem with squatters  ;D ;D ;D






I'm first in the queue  :D :D :D
Title: Re: Farmer joke
Post by: Welung666 on 12 August 2009, 21:39:19
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A Farmer has successfully grown a field full of vibrators.

Now he has got a problem with squatters  ;D ;D ;D






I'm first in the queue  :D :D :D

Coat.... Exit..... ------>  ::) :P
Title: Re: Farmer joke
Post by: STMO999 on 12 August 2009, 21:39:26
 ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Farmer joke
Post by: albitz on 12 August 2009, 21:42:28
Heard the one about the farmer who got an OBE for being outstanding in his field.



 ::) :-[ coat on>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Title: Re: Farmer joke
Post by: Jimbob on 12 August 2009, 21:43:49
I was behind a magic tractor the other day.



It turned into a field  ;D
Title: Re: Farmer joke
Post by: STMO999 on 12 August 2009, 21:45:43
Stop now please.
Title: Re: Farmer joke
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 12 August 2009, 22:06:49
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A Farmer has successfully grown a field full of vibrators.

Now he has got a problem with squatters  ;D ;D ;D






I'm first in the queue  :D :D :D


 ;D ;D ;D splendid  ;D ;D ;D

I wonder if this was the crop ::) ::)


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maYFrmzks3A[/media]

worth listening to the end
Title: Re: Farmer joke
Post by: Richie London on 12 August 2009, 22:08:12
 :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Farmer joke
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 12 August 2009, 22:08:23
Of course cucumbers do have their disadvantages.....


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWjxdvArPE[/media]
Title: Re: Farmer joke
Post by: dbug on 12 August 2009, 23:24:09
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Of course cucumbers do have their disadvantages.....



 :o :o  Brilliant  :) :)
Title: Re: Farmer joke
Post by: LJay on 13 August 2009, 10:23:17
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Of course cucumbers do have their disadvantages.....


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWjxdvArPE[/media]

Yuk!!!!! ;D

Zulu, you need to get out more, is there anything you can't find a clip for? Hilarious! :y
Title: Re: Farmer joke
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 13 August 2009, 10:25:20
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A Farmer has successfully grown a field full of vibrators.

Now he has got a problem with squatters  ;D ;D ;D






I'm first in the queue  :D :D :D



Where is the field Ljay?? :-/ :-/ :-/

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: Farmer joke
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 13 August 2009, 10:43:08
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Of course cucumbers do have their disadvantages.....


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWjxdvArPE[/media]

Yuk!!!!! ;D

Zulu, you need to get out more, is there anything you can't find a clip for? Hilarious! :y


There is indeed Lj - peace of mind, but you're right I do need to get out more :D :D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Farmer joke
Post by: LaserLance on 13 August 2009, 10:47:45
PSML out loud  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Farmer joke
Post by: LJay on 13 August 2009, 10:51:17
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A Farmer has successfully grown a field full of vibrators.

Now he has got a problem with squatters  ;D ;D ;D






I'm first in the queue  :D :D :D



Where is the field Ljay?? :-/ :-/ :-/

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

That I'm afraid would be telling!!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Farmer joke
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 13 August 2009, 10:53:32
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A Farmer has successfully grown a field full of vibrators.

Now he has got a problem with squatters  ;D ;D ;D






I'm first in the queue  :D :D :D



Where is the field Ljay?? :-/ :-/ :-/

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

That I'm afraid would be telling!!! ;D ;D ;D


Now that is just not socialable Ljay!! >:( >:( >:( >:(

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Farmer joke
Post by: LJay on 13 August 2009, 11:03:24
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Of course cucumbers do have their disadvantages.....


[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRWjxdvArPE[/media]

Yuk!!!!! ;D

Zulu, you need to get out more, is there anything you can't find a clip for? Hilarious! :y


There is indeed Lj - peace of mind, but you're right I do need to get out more :D :D ;D ;D ;D

Nothing can compete with peace of mind! :y
Title: Re: Farmer joke
Post by: LJay on 13 August 2009, 11:04:31
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A Farmer has successfully grown a field full of vibrators.

Now he has got a problem with squatters  ;D ;D ;D






I'm first in the queue  :D :D :D



Where is the field Ljay?? :-/ :-/ :-/

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

That I'm afraid would be telling!!! ;D ;D ;D


Now that is just not socialable Ljay!! >:( >:( >:( >:(

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;)

Sorry Lizzie! I'm not big on sharing toys! ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Farmer joke
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 13 August 2009, 11:05:25
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A Farmer has successfully grown a field full of vibrators.

Now he has got a problem with squatters  ;D ;D ;D






I'm first in the queue  :D :D :D



Where is the field Ljay?? :-/ :-/ :-/

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

That I'm afraid would be telling!!! ;D ;D ;D


Now that is just not socialable Ljay!! >:( >:( >:( >:(

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;)

Sorry Lizzie! I'm not big on sharing toys! ;) ;) ;)


Fair enough! 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Farmer joke
Post by: LJay on 13 August 2009, 11:07:07
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A Farmer has successfully grown a field full of vibrators.

Now he has got a problem with squatters  ;D ;D ;D






I'm first in the queue  :D :D :D



Where is the field Ljay?? :-/ :-/ :-/

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

That I'm afraid would be telling!!! ;D ;D ;D


Now that is just not socialable Ljay!! >:( >:( >:( >:(

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;)

Sorry Lizzie! I'm not big on sharing toys! ;) ;) ;)


Fair enough! 8-) 8-) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)

A girl needs some secrets to herself! ;D ;D ;D