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Title: condoms
Post by: mantagte on 12 August 2009, 10:05:27
Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tagline…


Sainsbury Condoms – making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms – every little helps.
Nike Condoms – Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms – The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms – Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms – Finger Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms – melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms – Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms – because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms – The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms – keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms – It does more, it costs less, it’s that simple.
Pringles condoms – once you pop, you can’t stop.
Burger king condoms – Home of the whopper.
Goodyear condoms – “for a longer ride go wide”.
opps condoms – no comment required.
Muller light condoms – so much pleasure, but where’s the pain?
Halford condoms – we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms – I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms – Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault condoms – size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms – does exactly what it says on the tin.
Heineken condoms – reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
Carlsburg condoms – probably the best condom in the world.
Mars condoms – a condom a day helps you work rest and play.
AA Condoms – for the 4th emergency service.
Pepperami condoms – its a bit of an animal.
Polo condoms – the condom with the hole!”
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 12 August 2009, 10:17:38
PMSL  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I notice Duracell aint on the list.
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Post by: nick v6 on 12 August 2009, 10:25:57
 :y ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Jimbob on 12 August 2009, 10:31:24
 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 12 August 2009, 11:14:03
 ;D ;D ;D splendid, very clever :y :y
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Post by: Ghost on 12 August 2009, 11:14:20
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PMSL  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I notice Duracell aint on the list.

Ever ready condoms - Keep going and going

I thought that they were duracell.

when not: Duracell - the ones with the copper coloured top
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Post by: bob.dent on 12 August 2009, 11:15:09
 ;D ;D ;D Excellent!!
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Post by: Jimbob on 12 August 2009, 11:22:20
Volkwagen - If only everything in life was reliable as a Volkswagon
Ford - Everything we do is driven by you


theres gotta be lots more....
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 12 August 2009, 11:37:50

Alka-Seltzer - "I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"


Clairol Hair Coloring - "Does she or doesn't she?"


Nike - "Just do it!"


McDonalds - "I'm lovin' it!"
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 12 August 2009, 11:45:43
Campbell's Condensed Soups - "M'm M'm Good!"


Courage Beer  - "It's what your right arm's for."


Hoover Vacuum Cleaners -"It beats as it sweeps as it cleans."



Playstation 2 - "Fun anyone?"
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 12 August 2009, 12:00:43
Very clever  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: waspy on 12 August 2009, 13:04:32
Xbox 360. Just jump in ;D
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Post by: jereboam on 12 August 2009, 13:14:31
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PMSL  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I notice Duracell aint on the list.

Ever ready condoms - Keep going and going

I thought that they were duracell.

when not: Duracell - the ones with the copper coloured top

Watched Die Hard - With a Vengeance the other night.  Bruce Willis definitely describes himself as the "Energizer Bunny", but in the UK the pink bunny advertises Duracell.

Clearly one of lifes deeper mysteries...
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Post by: waspy on 12 August 2009, 13:28:14
Foster's Beer. Get some Australian in you :D
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Post by: Jimbob on 12 August 2009, 13:38:21
Dr pepper - whats the worst that could happen

hamlet cigars - for the man that thinks that little bit bigger
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Post by: Pitchfork on 12 August 2009, 13:39:18
L'Oreal - Because I'm worth it! :-*
Guinness - Good things come to those that wait!
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Post by: Jimbob on 12 August 2009, 13:41:30
Domestos - Kills all known germs, DEAD
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Post by: Pitchfork on 12 August 2009, 13:54:05
Intel - INSIDE!
LLoyds TSB - For the journey
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 12 August 2009, 13:57:01

Ariston - "On and on with Ariston"
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 12 August 2009, 13:58:03

American Express - "Don't leave home without it"
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 12 August 2009, 13:59:28

Eggs - "Go to work on an egg"
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 12 August 2009, 14:00:57

Lotto - "Don't live a little, live a lotto"
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 12 August 2009, 14:03:42
Where do you want to go today? - Microsoft

Reach out and touch someone. - AT&T

Plop, plop; fizz, fizz; oh, what a relief it is. - Alka Seltzer

Connecting people. - Nokia
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 12 August 2009, 14:04:49
Do you... Yahoo!? - Yahoo!

It's everywhere you want to be - VISA
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Post by: doog on 12 August 2009, 14:18:01
If you get a hole in a condom is it called a spendture?

Doug
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Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 12 August 2009, 18:55:20
On the original list, the polo one is a bit worrying.  ;D
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Post by: Banjax on 12 August 2009, 20:18:50
barack obama condoms - Yes we can!
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Post by: Banjax on 12 August 2009, 20:22:48
access - your flexible friend!
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Post by: Banjax on 12 August 2009, 20:24:38
british rail - we're getting there

brut - splash it all over?

this could run for days!!! ;D
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Post by: Banjax on 12 August 2009, 20:27:00
the man from del monte....he says yes! ;D
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Post by: Banjax on 12 August 2009, 20:28:34
irn bru - made in scotland from girders!
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Post by: amigov6 on 12 August 2009, 20:39:15
I've got a condom phobia. Can't stand the things, cold & clinical like those glove things. Never worn one & never will. Twice i was told to wear it or go without. Both times i respected both our fears regarding unwanted pregnancies, std's etc & went without (much to her surprise each time).
   I wanted too but if i tried i'd have nothing worth putting it on!!! Total passion killers. >:(
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Post by: dbug on 12 August 2009, 23:40:41
They sure hurt your ears putting them on  :-?
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 12 August 2009, 23:43:39
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They sure hurt your ears putting them on  :-?

 ;D ;D it must be one of the funniest sights know to man however ;) ;)
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Post by: zirk on 13 August 2009, 01:21:22
OFF Cambelt Condoms, it they break your really F**ked.
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 13 August 2009, 12:13:32
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OFF Cambelt Condoms, it they break your really F**ked.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

But they are ok for 40,000 times!! :D :D ;)
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Post by: Dodger on 13 August 2009, 20:03:40
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OFF Cambelt Condoms, it they break your really F**ked.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

But they are ok for 40,000 times!! :D :D ;)
 

With the teeth on the inside Lizzie!! :o :o

'OUCH'  ;D ;D