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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: mantagte on 12 August 2009, 10:05:27
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Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tagline…
Sainsbury Condoms – making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms – every little helps.
Nike Condoms – Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms – The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms – Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms – Finger Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms – melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms – Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms – because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms – The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms – keep going and going.
Macintosh condoms – It does more, it costs less, it’s that simple.
Pringles condoms – once you pop, you can’t stop.
Burger king condoms – Home of the whopper.
Goodyear condoms – “for a longer ride go wide”.
opps condoms – no comment required.
Muller light condoms – so much pleasure, but where’s the pain?
Halford condoms – we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms – I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms – Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault condoms – size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms – does exactly what it says on the tin.
Heineken condoms – reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
Carlsburg condoms – probably the best condom in the world.
Mars condoms – a condom a day helps you work rest and play.
AA Condoms – for the 4th emergency service.
Pepperami condoms – its a bit of an animal.
Polo condoms – the condom with the hole!”
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PMSL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I notice Duracell aint on the list.
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:y ;D ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D splendid, very clever :y :y
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PMSL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I notice Duracell aint on the list.
Ever ready condoms - Keep going and going
I thought that they were duracell.
when not: Duracell - the ones with the copper coloured top
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;D ;D ;D Excellent!!
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Volkwagen - If only everything in life was reliable as a Volkswagon
Ford - Everything we do is driven by you
theres gotta be lots more....
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Alka-Seltzer - "I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"
Clairol Hair Coloring - "Does she or doesn't she?"
Nike - "Just do it!"
McDonalds - "I'm lovin' it!"
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Campbell's Condensed Soups - "M'm M'm Good!"
Courage Beer - "It's what your right arm's for."
Hoover Vacuum Cleaners -"It beats as it sweeps as it cleans."
Playstation 2 - "Fun anyone?"
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Very clever ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Xbox 360. Just jump in ;D
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PMSL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I notice Duracell aint on the list.
Ever ready condoms - Keep going and going
I thought that they were duracell.
when not: Duracell - the ones with the copper coloured top
Watched Die Hard - With a Vengeance the other night. Bruce Willis definitely describes himself as the "Energizer Bunny", but in the UK the pink bunny advertises Duracell.
Clearly one of lifes deeper mysteries...
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Foster's Beer. Get some Australian in you :D
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Dr pepper - whats the worst that could happen
hamlet cigars - for the man that thinks that little bit bigger
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L'Oreal - Because I'm worth it! :-*
Guinness - Good things come to those that wait!
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Domestos - Kills all known germs, DEAD
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Intel - INSIDE!
LLoyds TSB - For the journey
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Ariston - "On and on with Ariston"
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American Express - "Don't leave home without it"
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Eggs - "Go to work on an egg"
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Lotto - "Don't live a little, live a lotto"
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Where do you want to go today? - Microsoft
Reach out and touch someone. - AT&T
Plop, plop; fizz, fizz; oh, what a relief it is. - Alka Seltzer
Connecting people. - Nokia
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Do you... Yahoo!? - Yahoo!
It's everywhere you want to be - VISA
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If you get a hole in a condom is it called a spendture?
Doug
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On the original list, the polo one is a bit worrying. ;D
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barack obama condoms - Yes we can!
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access - your flexible friend!
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british rail - we're getting there
brut - splash it all over?
this could run for days!!! ;D
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the man from del monte....he says yes! ;D
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irn bru - made in scotland from girders!
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I've got a condom phobia. Can't stand the things, cold & clinical like those glove things. Never worn one & never will. Twice i was told to wear it or go without. Both times i respected both our fears regarding unwanted pregnancies, std's etc & went without (much to her surprise each time).
I wanted too but if i tried i'd have nothing worth putting it on!!! Total passion killers. >:(
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They sure hurt your ears putting them on :-?
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They sure hurt your ears putting them on :-?
;D ;D it must be one of the funniest sights know to man however ;) ;)
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OFF Cambelt Condoms, it they break your really F**ked.
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OFF Cambelt Condoms, it they break your really F**ked.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
But they are ok for 40,000 times!! :D :D ;)
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OFF Cambelt Condoms, it they break your really F**ked.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
But they are ok for 40,000 times!! :D :D ;)
With the teeth on the inside Lizzie!! :o :o
'OUCH' ;D ;D