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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: amigov6 on 13 August 2009, 22:13:29
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A man walks into a bar & orders 3 double scotches. The barman sets them up & says "you must be troubled". "No sh*t " replies the man. "My son's just announced he's gay" & downs all 3. Next day the man walks in again & orders 6 double scotches. The barman sets them up, the man downs them & says "now my other son has told me he is gay". The man walks into the bar on the third night & orders 10 double scotches. By now the barmans proffesional etiquette has gone out the window & he says "FFS does no one in your family like p*ssy?"
To which the man replies "yeah, my daughter"!!! ::)
I'll get my coat on the way out. :D
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Genius. :y
Thats getting the rounds at work 2nite. :D
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I have heard of this in real life :o
Mentioned by a lad at work that a petrol station he uses is sometimes ran by the children - and they are both the wrong way round so to speak :o :o
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Well hit me hard and call me Ronda :o
Good one [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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;D ;D ;D Excellent Guy!!
Just told it to my mate in the office and we're both pi$$ing ourselves laughing. :y
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;D ;D Haha yeah very good. A real knee slapper that one! ;D ::)