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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: sir moanalot on 23 February 2007, 16:54:49
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no not that type..... while out in my gas van today i drove 10 miles behind an old lady in a small automatic car with her brake lights on all the way.
being the helpful type of chap i am i decided to let her know when i saw her pull up at the traffic lights next to me.
the conversation-
me- hi there luv i think you may have a problem with your brake lights.
old biddy- pardon.
me- unwind the window a bit.
o/b- (unwinding window) sorry what.
me- repeating earlier statement.
o/b- oh are they not coming on?
me- no they are on all the time.
o/b -oh i got told about that before its ok.
me- should get it fixed though.
o/b- no, theres nothing wrong, i just rest my left foot on the brake pedal cos it hurts to lay it flat, i was told by my friend, agnes, it would be ok if it wasnt pressing down on it too hard.
me- do you live near me in xxxxxxxxx
o/b -no miles from there.
me-(under my breath) thank the lord, bye bye luv. ::)
dipstick tubes for filling up the oil, remove the air filter cos its filthy -better without one in, and if both of the front tyres are worn on the inside just swap them over with each other.
i thought the days of pulling out the choke to hang ones handbag on it had gone, heard any other hilarious stories?
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i thought the days of pulling out the choke to hang ones handbag on it had gone, heard any other hilarious stories?
Make something idiot proof....
Someone invents a better idiot ::)
Kevin
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This is not so much about women, but about older peoiple in gereral. They cannot concentrate for too long with straying into another topic, or just getting stuck.
I was just saying to laidback the other day..... erm, sorry, what was I saying? Oh yes. Ice skating, yes... what about it? :-/
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true, true ;D
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This is not so much about women, but about older peoiple in gereral
and tho mor ancient one gits the worse there speelling gits aswolllee...
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Yep my wife....
Wondered if we could go see David Beckham play when he signed for Real Madrid as she wanted to see Rome.
And same Blonde wife
Wondered how on earth my 2 tonne engine crane would be transported to me when i bought it if its 2 tonnes
::) ::) ::)
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mmm my girlfriends blonde.... she reckoned a 1 mile cycle is further than a 1 mile car ride.
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i have a blond Labrador. He has a light coloured nose. When he shakes his head his tail wags. ;D ;D
Dish washer stopped working earlier. Had to get her another pair of Marigolds. ;D ;D
Its alright though, she only has small feet so she can get closer to the sink. :y
8-)
DaveL