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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Richie London on 19 August 2009, 22:14:48
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In a run-down part of East London recently, a fire destroyed a dilapidated set of flats, incurring many fatalities. This had been divided into four sections, and the tenants were as follows:
*A black family of six. They all perished in the fire.
*An Islamic family of eight- again, they all perished in the fire.
*A white working-class family from Barnsley of 12. They all perished in the fire.
*A middle-class white couple. They miraculously survived the fire.
Obviously, as it was the middle-class whites who survived, the fire service came under (erm) fire for racism and discriminatory behaviour. The Equality commission called it "blatant and severe discrimination". Gordon Brown described it as an "appalling racially-motivated crime". Harriet Harman said that it was "a symptom of the endemic discrimination still in Britain". Naturally, Boris Johnson called a press conference that the Fire Chief would head to try and get the Establishment off his back.
The day of the press conference arrived, and the Fire Chief took his seat. The first reporter (from the Guardian) asked him why, although the other families died, the middle-class white couple had survived. The Fire Chief looked around sheepishly, and after much thought, said in a very quiet voice...
"They were at work".
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Naughty ;D ;D ;D
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I was going to say that ::)
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excellent ;D ;D ;D ;D
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On Christmas morning, a policeman on horseback is sitting at traffic lights, and next to him is a kid on a new bike.
"Nice bike you got there," said the policeman to the kid, "did Santa bring you that?"
"Yeah," said the kid, grinning.
The policeman replies: "Well, next year ask Santa to put a light on that bike, right?"
And he issues the kid with a £20 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes it with a grunt and says to the policeman: "Oh, by the way, that's a nice horse you got there, did Santa bring you that?"
To humour the kid, the policeman answers: "Yeah, he sure did son."
So, the kid says to him: "Well, next year tell Santa to put a dick underneath the horse, not on top of it!"
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very good ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Very good Richie ;D ;D ;D :y
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;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Loved the Christmas one the most Richie :y
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Naughty ;D ;D ;D
But nice one....... ;D ;D ;D
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Very good! :y
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Love the first one!!!! ;D :y