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Title: Amputee joke, naughty!
Post by: omegod on 22 August 2009, 22:06:21
Three amputees got to the swimming baths and all are at the edge of the pool, first one says "I bet I can do a length and back in under a minute" the other two reply" you only have one arm and one leg, no chance"  in he goes and completes it in 58 seconds.

Second amputee whilst only having one arm and no legs decides to try and beat it and manages to do it in 56 seconds.

Third amputee states he can beat both times, this guy is just a head! the other two watch in amazement as he rolls himself off the side into the pool. This  soon turns to horror as he sinks like a stone, eventually the life guard dives in and rescues him, placing him coughing and spluttering onto the side of the pool. The other two demand to know what had happened to him and eventually he is able to answer " what a bloody time to get cramp"
Title: Re: Amputee joke, naughty!
Post by: Big Fra on 22 August 2009, 22:58:39
ROFPMSL!
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Post by: Ziad on 22 August 2009, 23:01:38
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ROFPMSL!

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D PMSL
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Post by: Turk on 22 August 2009, 23:02:23
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ROFPMSL!

 :-? What ???
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 22 August 2009, 23:02:58
 ;D ;D ;D quality  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Ziad on 22 August 2009, 23:06:25
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ROFPMSL!

 :-? What ???

ROFPMSL = Rolling on the floor P*ssed myself laughing
Title: Re: Amputee joke, naughty!
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 22 August 2009, 23:09:47
PMSL.  (Shouldnt really)   ::)  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Ian_D on 22 August 2009, 23:24:04
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Richie London on 23 August 2009, 10:33:01
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: omegod on 23 August 2009, 20:10:18
Thought It was near the knuckle but apparently not  :)
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 23 August 2009, 20:11:30
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Thought It was near the knuckle but apparently not  :)

 ;D ;D not bad, O :y
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Post by: STMO999 on 23 August 2009, 20:17:55
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Thought It was near the knuckle but apparently not  :)

Oh no. You should have seen some of mine before we came over all PC. :o
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Post by: Turk on 23 August 2009, 20:23:12
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ROFPMSL!

 :-? What ???

ROFPMSL = Rolling on the floor P*ssed myself laughing

AR, TFT. DHACWT1st3M  :y
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Post by: STMO999 on 23 August 2009, 20:25:13
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ROFPMSL!

 :-? What ???

ROFPMSL = Rolling on the floor P*ssed myself laughing

AR, TFT. DHACWT1st3M  :y

FO
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Post by: Turk on 23 August 2009, 20:30:36
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ROFPMSL!

 :-? What ???

ROFPMSL = Rolling on the floor P*ssed myself laughing

AR, TFT. DHACWT1st3M  :y

FO

Fluorescent Orange ?  :-? ::)
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Post by: STMO999 on 23 August 2009, 20:31:09
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ROFPMSL!

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ROFPMSL = Rolling on the floor P*ssed myself laughing

AR, TFT. DHACWT1st3M  :y

FO

Fluorescent Orange ?  :-? ::)

Close, but no coconut.
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 23 August 2009, 20:37:36
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FO



I would love to but I've no where to go :( :(
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Post by: JamesV6CDX on 23 August 2009, 21:58:18
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ROFPMSL!

 :-? What ???

ROFPMSL = Rolling on the floor P*ssed myself laughing

AR, TFT. DHACWT1st3M  :y

FO
;D
Title: Re: Amputee joke, naughty!
Post by: Del Boy on 23 August 2009, 22:04:10
 ;D ;D ;D