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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Marks DTM Calib on 26 August 2009, 08:42:26
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The National Roads Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt.
Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when
the belt is properly installed.
Correct installation is illustrated below.......
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/Marks_DTM_Calib/NewBelt.jpg)
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;D ;D ;D
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So true for me
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;D ;D Helloooooooo ;D ;D
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Were can I get one? [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
Do they also fit in the back of the car?
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This is all wrong! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
It is my experience that when I am driving it was my ex-husband who kept on commenting on.....my speed.......watch that bus........there is a junction coming up.........you are going fast..............!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:(
It is the male passenger that requires that 'safety belt' across the mouth!! :D :D :D :D ;)
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Mrs TB knows better than to open her gob if I'm concentrating on 'enthusiastic' driving ::)
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;D ;D
good candidate for an avatar ;D
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the wife has just tried to beat the living daylights out of me for l.m.a.o at that while innocently staring at her ;D ;D ;D
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This is all wrong! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
It is my experience that when I am driving it was my ex-husband who kept on commenting on.....my speed.......watch that bus........there is a junction coming up.........you are going fast..............!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:(
It is the male passenger that requires that 'safety belt' across the mouth!! :D :D :D :D ;)
Afraid not Lizzie. :D :D :D :D
Hubs is concentating on driveing. End of. We think, strangely, that while the mouth is talking shoes etc, the mind is not on the job.... For some reason :-)
Personally i find my right foot is directly linked to excess noise in the car. More is less..... To a point anyway.
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Can you get a Childs version...... :y :y
Edit, and can you get a portable version for the settee... :D :D :D
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Can you get a Childs version...... :y :y
Edit, and can you get a portable version for the settee... :D :D :D
Good call, reversed roles this evening, she was busy on the lapy, something important, dont know what, i was watching something she hates, having "booked it" in advance as "really interested" and "looking forward to it", then i proceeded to waffle and ask questions ALL THE WAY THOUGH my programme paying no attention to it at all! She was patient for about 30 seconds and throwing stuff at me by the end..... 1 to me. :-)
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The National Roads Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt.
Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when
the belt is properly installed.
Correct installation is illustrated below.......
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/Marks_DTM_Calib/NewBelt.jpg)
The alternative is to wait until the FPO (Fun Prevention Officer) is cooking a fry-up.
Stand behind her at the cooker
lean over her shoulder
keep commenting, along the lines of :-
'my god!, your burning the bacon'
'Too hot, Too hot, the eggs are too hot!'
'Stir slower!'
'You will burn everything!!'
When she complains, tell her :-
'now you know how i feel when i drive' :exclamation
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The National Roads Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt.
Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when
the belt is properly installed.
Correct installation is illustrated below.......
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/Marks_DTM_Calib/NewBelt.jpg)
The alternative is to wait until the FPO (Fun Prevention Officer) is cooking a fry-up.
Stand behind her at the cooker
lean over her shoulder
keep commenting, along the lines of :-
'my god!, your burning the bacon'
'Too hot, Too hot, the eggs are too hot!'
'Stir slower!'
'You will burn everything!!'
When she complains, tell her :-
'now you know how i feel when i drive' :exclamation
I think you would fall foul of the title of this thread under those circumstances ... :(
Lilies or Roses on the coffin ?? :)
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The National Roads Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt.
Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when
the belt is properly installed.
Correct installation is illustrated below.......
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/Marks_DTM_Calib/NewBelt.jpg)
The alternative is to wait until the FPO (Fun Prevention Officer) is cooking a fry-up.
Stand behind her at the cooker
lean over her shoulder
keep commenting, along the lines of :-
'my god!, your burning the bacon'
'Too hot, Too hot, the eggs are too hot!'
'Stir slower!'
'You will burn everything!!'
When she complains, tell her :-
'now you know how i feel when i drive' :exclamation
I think you would fall foul of the title of this thread under those circumstances ... :(
Lilies or Roses on the coffin ?? :)
I agree with Entwood, not sure I would do that, I might end up cooking tea myself.......... :D :D :D Mind though, when it is the other way round..... :-X
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The National Roads Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt.
Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when
the belt is properly installed.
Correct installation is illustrated below.......
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/Marks_DTM_Calib/NewBelt.jpg)
The alternative is to wait until the FPO (Fun Prevention Officer) is cooking a fry-up.
Stand behind her at the cooker
lean over her shoulder
keep commenting, along the lines of :-
'my god!, your burning the bacon'
'Too hot, Too hot, the eggs are too hot!'
'Stir slower!'
'You will burn everything!!'
When she complains, tell her :-
'now you know how i feel when i drive' :exclamation
I think you would fall foul of the title of this thread under those circumstances ... :(
Lilies or Roses on the coffin ?? :)
I agree with Entwood, not sure I would do that, I might end up cooking tea myself.......... :D :D :D Mind though, when it is the other way round..... :-X
Obviously never eaten my missus's cooking, when the smoke alarm goes off - the kids trot down to the kitchen table !
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The National Roads Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt.
Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when
the belt is properly installed.
Correct installation is illustrated below.......
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b394/Marks_DTM_Calib/NewBelt.jpg)
The alternative is to wait until the FPO (Fun Prevention Officer) is cooking a fry-up.
Stand behind her at the cooker
lean over her shoulder
keep commenting, along the lines of :-
'my god!, your burning the bacon'
'Too hot, Too hot, the eggs are too hot!'
'Stir slower!'
'You will burn everything!!'
When she complains, tell her :-
'now you know how i feel when i drive' :exclamation
I think you would fall foul of the title of this thread under those circumstances ... :(
Lilies or Roses on the coffin ?? :)
I agree with Entwood, not sure I would do that, I might end up cooking tea myself.......... :D :D :D Mind though, when it is the other way round..... :-X
Obviously never eaten my missus's cooking, when the smoke alarm goes off - the kids trot down to the kitchen table !
A common occurrence in the Vamps household.... ::) ::) ::)