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Title: Advice needed.
Post by: goonv6 on 27 August 2009, 01:07:15
I've been noticing for quite a while that my wife has been receiving secret texts and mysterious calls. She's been going out to see her friends a lot more too. I'm not a jealous guy but my suspicion was aroused when she went to work the other day. I called her and they said that she was off sick. So, this evening, when she went out, I jumped in the Omega and followed her at a distance. She pulled up at the local park, so I drove a little further and got out and hid behind the front wing. She waited for a while and then a bloke who I know she works with showed up and hugged and kissed her. I looked down at my shoes and noticed that I was standing in a puddle of green water. I smelt it and I can't be sure but I think it was coming from the aircon pump. Do you think I could have a leak? How difficult is it to find and how much should I pay for a repair?
Title: Re: Advice needed.
Post by: Big Fra on 27 August 2009, 01:09:38
I think you need to specify what topic you want advice on there chief!
Title: Re: Advice needed.
Post by: goonv6 on 27 August 2009, 01:11:51
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Advice needed.
Post by: Big Fra on 27 August 2009, 01:13:47
Ah, right!

Advice on how to tell a joke then?


















 :D
Title: Re: Advice needed.
Post by: goonv6 on 27 August 2009, 01:15:55
Gotcha. Its an oldie but a goodie. Bit like me really! 8-)
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Post by: Big Fra on 27 August 2009, 01:17:36
I will have my revenge!

 ;)
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Post by: Ziad on 27 August 2009, 01:19:25
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Loved that mate!!!! Great one  :y
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 27 August 2009, 06:52:08
Excellent, I agree,an old but good one.  Not heard it for quite a while.   :y :y :y
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 27 August 2009, 09:45:39
 ;D ;D has a bit of style about it all the same  :y :y
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Post by: Ghost on 27 August 2009, 09:59:45
thats one af saying I think my a/c is fuba [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
Title: Re: Advice needed.
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 27 August 2009, 10:15:38
It is the obvious male statement that their cars come before  "her indoors"! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :P :P

Don't worry, we already know the truth, as we can detect most things without words even be spoken!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Post by: LFF64 on 27 August 2009, 11:14:16
Oh you mean the sixth sense you ladies have Lizzie  :D
God knows how they know what we are thinking before we do  :o
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Post by: Andy B on 27 August 2009, 11:23:26
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...... as we can detect most things without words even be spoken!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

I wish we could :-?. How often have we been given the silent treatment without knowing why???  ::)  ::) We're supposed to just know .... for some reason.  :-/

 :y  :y  :y  :y  :y
Title: Re: Advice needed.
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 27 August 2009, 11:44:40
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Oh you mean the sixth sense you ladies have Lizzie  :D
God knows how they know what we are thinking before we do  :o

Yes, and it can be really scary at times!! :o :o :o :D :D ;)


Title: Re: Advice needed.
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 27 August 2009, 11:46:26
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...... as we can detect most things without words even be spoken!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y

I wish we could :-?. How often have we been given the silent treatment without knowing why???  ::)  ::) We're supposed to just know .... for some reason.  :-/

 :y  :y  :y  :y  :y

Because we know, that you know, what we know you know about and do not want us to know about!  Right! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: Advice needed.
Post by: LFF64 on 27 August 2009, 11:47:55
You can say that again Lizzie  ;) But you knew  I was going to say that though didn,t you  :-*
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Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 27 August 2009, 11:50:50
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You can say that again Lizzie  ;) But you knew  I was going to say that though didn,t you  :-*

Yes, LFF! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Advice needed.
Post by: dbug on 27 August 2009, 12:48:27
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I've been noticing for quite a while that my wife has been receiving secret texts and mysterious calls. She's been going out to see her friends a lot more too. I'm not a jealous guy but my suspicion was aroused when she went to work the other day. I called her and they said that she was off sick. So, this evening, when she went out, I jumped in the Omega and followed her at a distance. She pulled up at the local park, so I drove a little further and got out and hid behind the front wing. She waited for a while and then a bloke who I know she works with showed up and hugged and kissed her. I looked down at my shoes and noticed that I was standing in a puddle of green water. I smelt it and I can't be sure but I think it was coming from the aircon pump. Do you think I could have a leak? How difficult is it to find and how much should I pay for a repair?

Sorry to hear you've got an aircon leak mate  :-? :-? :) :) ;)
Title: Re: Advice needed.
Post by: goonv6 on 27 August 2009, 14:31:58
Lizzie, there's no mystery to women's sixth sense. Men are 90% thinking about:
1. Boobies
2. Food
3. Cars
4. Boobies
5. Big boobies
6. Themselves.

You've got a 50% chance with some of them!
Title: Re: Advice needed.
Post by: goonv6 on 27 August 2009, 14:32:47
...sorry, forgot to add:
Boobies
Title: Re: Advice needed.
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 27 August 2009, 15:02:00
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...sorry, forgot to add:
Boobies


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  If you say so!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

I think most of us could guess that list!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Advice needed.
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 27 August 2009, 15:06:38
 :-? :-?

 ;D ;D  ::)   :y