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Title: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: STMO999 on 01 September 2009, 20:32:22
Wifey brought a laminator home from work. Plugged it in, nothing. I changed the fuse, nothing. I picked it up about 6" and dropped it, jobs a good'un. :y ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 01 September 2009, 20:34:39
I only understand your wife bring something and you make it donald ;D

whats a laminator ?
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: Elite Pete on 01 September 2009, 20:36:46
I hope you had your earthing strap on ::)
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: TheBoy on 01 September 2009, 20:37:00
No no no no no no NO!

You've got it all wrong.

6ft I said, 6ft!
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: STMO999 on 01 September 2009, 20:37:23
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I only understand your wife bring something and you make it donald ;D

whats a laminator ?

No, fixed it Cem, by dropping it. Obviously a loose connection. :y
A laminator puts docs in a sealed plastic sheet by heating it.
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: TheBoy on 01 September 2009, 20:37:41
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I only understand your wife bring something and you make it donald ;D

whats a laminator ?
that gadget for putting a sheet of paper in a clear plastic wallet, all sealed.
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: STMO999 on 01 September 2009, 20:39:03
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I hope you had your earthing strap on ::)

I dont put that on till bedtime ;D
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 01 September 2009, 20:39:57
sorry for my ingorance :-[ ;D

thanks for the info all :y
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: SJKOO01 on 01 September 2009, 20:41:57
whats a laminator ?.

A sheep killer ?  :D :P
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 01 September 2009, 20:44:12
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whats a laminator ?.

A sheep killer ?  :D :P


now seen the pictures..

never need something like that :-/
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: STMO999 on 01 September 2009, 20:46:37
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whats a laminator ?.

A sheep killer ?  :D :P


now seen the pictures..

never need something like that :-/

You would if you were a teacher. The kids over here just eat the A4 sheets of paper. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: SJKOO01 on 01 September 2009, 20:49:18
The kids over here just eat the A4 sheets of paper

Your kids must be pooosh indeed, our here only allowed A5 size !!  ;D
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 01 September 2009, 20:51:48
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whats a laminator ?.

A sheep killer ?  :D :P


now seen the pictures..

never need something like that :-/

You would if you were a teacher. The kids over here just eat the A4 sheets of paper. ;D ;D ;D

yep.. the only time I use A4 paper, is when I test the code for the the final print out of data reports ..which I mostly design on the screen.. :-/

and when I was ready to go for summer vacation to take the sign of boss >:(
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: SJKOO01 on 01 September 2009, 20:55:30
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whats a laminator ?.

A sheep killer ?  :D :P


now seen the pictures..

never need something like that :-/

You would if you were a teacher. The kids over here just eat the A4 sheets of paper. ;D ;D ;D

yep.. the only time I use A4 paper, is when I test the code for the the final print out of data reports ..which I mostly design on the screen.. :-/

and when I was ready to go for summer vacation to take the sign of boss >:(

Bit of cross wires here I think, meant to reply to ST joke about A4 paper, forgot to hightlight to ST..... Opps !.
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: STMO999 on 01 September 2009, 20:56:08
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whats a laminator ?.

A sheep killer ?  :D :P


now seen the pictures..

never need something like that :-/

You would if you were a teacher. The kids over here just eat the A4 sheets of paper. ;D ;D ;D

yep.. the only time I use A4 paper, is when I test the code for the the final print out of data reports ..which I mostly design on the screen.. :-/

and when I was ready to go for summer vacation to take the sign of boss >:(

Bit of cross wires here I think, meant to reply to ST joke about A4 paper, forgot to hightlight to ST..... Opps !.

DOH!!!! ;D
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: SJKOO01 on 01 September 2009, 20:59:28
ST....

DOH!!!!  ;D

Understatement me thinks, I'll do it with class though, with both feet I shall lead !!  :D  :D  ;D
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: Debs. on 01 September 2009, 21:03:44
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No no no no no no NO!

You've got it all wrong.

6ft I said, 6ft!

 ::) Wont be the first time. ;D
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: STMO999 on 01 September 2009, 21:05:12
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No no no no no no NO!

You've got it all wrong.

6ft I said, 6ft!

 ::) Wont be the first time. ;D

Your double entendres and smutty innuendos are getting a bit naughty Debs. ;D
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: Jimbob on 01 September 2009, 21:07:40
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No no no no no no NO!

You've got it all wrong.

6ft I said, 6ft!

 ::) Wont be the first time. ;D

Your double entendres and smutty innuendos are getting a bit naughty Debs. ;D


Ljay asked me for an example of a double entendres.....So I gave her one  :y
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: STMO999 on 01 September 2009, 21:08:23
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No no no no no no NO!

You've got it all wrong.

6ft I said, 6ft!

 ::) Wont be the first time. ;D

Your double entendres and smutty innuendos are getting a bit naughty Debs. ;D


Ljay asked me for an example of a double entendres.....So I gave her one  :y

Every one's a winner Jimbob :y ;D
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: SJKOO01 on 01 September 2009, 21:10:08
"innuendo"

No, No.... mmmm...... Stop me, I could make someting of this word on it's own  :-X  :-X  :-X  :-X  :-X  ;D

Okay, I'm picking up my coat right about now...... slam !
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: LJay on 01 September 2009, 21:11:11
I don't understand!!!!!!!! :-? :-? :-? :-?
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: STMO999 on 01 September 2009, 21:11:22
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"innuendo"

No, No.... mmmm...... Stop me, I could make someting of this word on it's own  :-X  :-X  :-X  :-X  :-X  ;D

Okay, I'm picking up my coat right about now...... slam !

You're a bit frisky tonight Matt. ;D
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: Jimbob on 01 September 2009, 21:13:35
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No no no no no no NO!

You've got it all wrong.

6ft I said, 6ft!

 ::) Wont be the first time. ;D

Your double entendres and smutty innuendos are getting a bit naughty Debs. ;D


Ljay asked me for an example of a double entendres.....So I gave her one  :y

Every one's a winner Jimbob :y ;D


Sit down, I'm here all week  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: SJKOO01 on 01 September 2009, 21:16:17
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"innuendo"

No, No.... mmmm...... Stop me, I could make someting of this word on it's own  :-X  :-X  :-X  :-X  :-X  ;D

Okay, I'm picking up my coat right about now...... slam !

You're a bit frisky tonight Matt. ;D


Well had my dog food, and it is a full moon I belieave  :D .

Ljay... give you a clue, break it down into syllables  ;)  :y
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 01 September 2009, 21:21:28
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whats a laminator ?.

A sheep killer ?  :D :P


now seen the pictures..

never need something like that :-/

You would if you were a teacher. The kids over here just eat the A4 sheets of paper. ;D ;D ;D

yep.. the only time I use A4 paper, is when I test the code for the the final print out of data reports ..which I mostly design on the screen.. :-/

and when I was ready to go for summer vacation to take the sign of boss >:(

Bit of cross wires here I think, meant to reply to ST joke about A4 paper, forgot to hightlight to ST..... Opps !.

cross wires..yep..  I also see another one badly crossed  ::);D
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: STMO999 on 01 September 2009, 21:24:47
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whats a laminator ?.

A sheep killer ?  :D :P


now seen the pictures..

never need something like that :-/

You would if you were a teacher. The kids over here just eat the A4 sheets of paper. ;D ;D ;D

yep.. the only time I use A4 paper, is when I test the code for the the final print out of data reports ..which I mostly design on the screen.. :-/

and when I was ready to go for summer vacation to take the sign of boss >:(

Bit of cross wires here I think, meant to reply to ST joke about A4 paper, forgot to hightlight to ST..... Opps !.

cross wires..yep..  I also see another one badly crossed  ::);D

It's gonna happen if folk dont learn to 'quote' :y
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: SJKOO01 on 01 September 2009, 21:32:02
What I'm I keeping you in suspense ?.

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I'll let you know tomorow then   ;D
Title: Re: Jaime has taught me well
Post by: LJay on 01 September 2009, 21:36:33
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What I'm I keeping you in suspense ?.

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I'll let you know tomorow then   ;D

Ok! The lunatic has left the asylum!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D