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Title: blonde joke
Post by: Richie London on 08 September 2009, 20:14:57
I was walking down the street today when i saw a blonde yelling into a letterbox, i went up and asked her what she was doing, she replied, "Trying to send a voicemail"  ::) ::)
Title: Re: blonde joke
Post by: waspy on 08 September 2009, 20:41:35
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Title: Re: blonde joke
Post by: Richie London on 08 September 2009, 20:46:10
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Title: Re: blonde joke
Post by: waspy on 08 September 2009, 20:47:00
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Title: Re: blonde joke
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 08 September 2009, 20:48:13
Owing to the absence of blonde Forum members on-line at the moment, I'll have a wee giggle at that :y :y
Title: Re: blonde joke
Post by: Ziad on 08 September 2009, 22:30:22
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Owing to the absense of blonde Forum members on-line at the moment, I'll have a wee giggle at that :y :y

Careful Zulu ... am not laughing ... Debs might come around anytime  ::) :P :-X
Title: Re: blonde joke
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 08 September 2009, 22:34:51
 ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 08 September 2009, 23:05:54
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Owing to the absence of blonde Forum members on-line at the moment, I'll have a wee giggle at that :y :y

Careful Zulu ... am not laughing ... Debs might come around anytime  ::) :P :-X


Aah Ziad, while the pussies are away, we mice will play ::) ::) ::) ;D :y
Title: Re: blonde joke
Post by: LJay on 08 September 2009, 23:26:24
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Owing to the absence of blonde Forum members on-line at the moment, I'll have a wee giggle at that :y :y

Careful Zulu ... am not laughing ... Debs might come around anytime  ::) :P :-X


Aah Ziad, while the pussies are away, we mice will play ::) ::) ::) ;D :y

There will be trouble!!! ;D ;D ;D

Made me chuckle though!!! :y
Title: Re: blonde joke
Post by: Vamps on 08 September 2009, 23:35:54
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Owing to the absence of blonde Forum members on-line at the moment, I'll have a wee giggle at that :y :y

Careful Zulu ... am not laughing ... Debs might come around anytime  ::) :P :-X


Aah Ziad, while the pussies are away, we mice will play ::) ::) ::) ;D :y


A brave, oh so brave soul......was funny though :-X
Title: Re: blonde joke
Post by: Ziad on 08 September 2009, 23:48:37
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Owing to the absence of blonde Forum members on-line at the moment, I'll have a wee giggle at that :y :y

Careful Zulu ... am not laughing ... Debs might come around anytime  ::) :P :-X


Aah Ziad, while the pussies are away, we mice will play ::) ::) ::) ;D :y

We definitely play when the pussies are away, but ready to run hide, i am - once the pussy's angry  :D :P ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: blonde joke
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 September 2009, 12:06:45
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Owing to the absence of blonde Forum members on-line at the moment, I'll have a wee giggle at that :y :y

Careful Zulu ... am not laughing ... Debs might come around anytime  ::) :P :-X


Aah Ziad, while the pussies are away, we mice will play ::) ::) ::) ;D :y

We definitely play when the pussies are away, but ready to run hide, i am - once the pussy's angry  :D :P ;D ;D ;D ;D


I love an angry pussy - but not so much that I would be gobbled up - if you're feeling me? ;D ;D ;D

A bit of mild chastisement never hurt anyone - what? ;D ;D ;D

On the other hand  :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/
Title: Re: blonde joke
Post by: LJay on 09 September 2009, 12:18:39
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Owing to the absence of blonde Forum members on-line at the moment, I'll have a wee giggle at that :y :y

Careful Zulu ... am not laughing ... Debs might come around anytime  ::) :P :-X


Aah Ziad, while the pussies are away, we mice will play ::) ::) ::) ;D :y

We definitely play when the pussies are away, but ready to run hide, i am - once the pussy's angry  :D :P ;D ;D ;D ;D


I love an angry pussy - but not so much that I would be gobbled up - if you're feeling me? ;D ;D ;D

A bit of mild chastisement never hurt anyone - what? ;D ;D ;D

On the other hand  :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/

Really???? ;)
Title: Re: blonde joke
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 September 2009, 12:34:20
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Owing to the absence of blonde Forum members on-line at the moment, I'll have a wee giggle at that :y :y

Careful Zulu ... am not laughing ... Debs might come around anytime  ::) :P :-X


Aah Ziad, while the pussies are away, we mice will play ::) ::) ::) ;D :y

We definitely play when the pussies are away, but ready to run hide, i am - once the pussy's angry  :D :P ;D ;D ;D ;D


I love an angry pussy - but not so much that I would be gobbled up - if you're feeling me? ;D ;D ;D

A bit of mild chastisement never hurt anyone - what? ;D ;D ;D

On the other hand  :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/

Really???? ;)


Indeed so Maam - Oh!!  :o :o :o can't remember the safe word ;D ;D :o :o 8-) 8-) :y
Title: Re: blonde joke
Post by: LJay on 09 September 2009, 12:53:06
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Owing to the absence of blonde Forum members on-line at the moment, I'll have a wee giggle at that :y :y

Careful Zulu ... am not laughing ... Debs might come around anytime  ::) :P :-X


Aah Ziad, while the pussies are away, we mice will play ::) ::) ::) ;D :y

We definitely play when the pussies are away, but ready to run hide, i am - once the pussy's angry  :D :P ;D ;D ;D ;D


I love an angry pussy - but not so much that I would be gobbled up - if you're feeling me? ;D ;D ;D

A bit of mild chastisement never hurt anyone - what? ;D ;D ;D

On the other hand  :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/

Really???? ;)


Indeed so Maam - Oh!!  :o :o :o can't remember the safe word ;D ;D :o :o 8-) 8-) :y

Bugger! ;D Yelling STOP doesn't work then???? ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: blonde joke
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 September 2009, 13:45:03
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Owing to the absence of blonde Forum members on-line at the moment, I'll have a wee giggle at that :y :y

Careful Zulu ... am not laughing ... Debs might come around anytime  ::) :P :-X


Aah Ziad, while the pussies are away, we mice will play ::) ::) ::) ;D :y

We definitely play when the pussies are away, but ready to run hide, i am - once the pussy's angry  :D :P ;D ;D ;D ;D


I love an angry pussy - but not so much that I would be gobbled up - if you're feeling me? ;D ;D ;D

A bit of mild chastisement never hurt anyone - what? ;D ;D ;D

On the other hand  :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/

Really???? ;)


Indeed so Maam - Oh!!  :o :o :o can't remember the safe word ;D ;D :o :o 8-) 8-) :y

Bugger! ;D Yelling STOP doesn't work then???? ;D ;D ;)


Oh no Maam, the stop word is for beginners ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: blonde joke
Post by: LJay on 09 September 2009, 13:54:21
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Owing to the absence of blonde Forum members on-line at the moment, I'll have a wee giggle at that :y :y

Careful Zulu ... am not laughing ... Debs might come around anytime  ::) :P :-X


Aah Ziad, while the pussies are away, we mice will play ::) ::) ::) ;D :y

We definitely play when the pussies are away, but ready to run hide, i am - once the pussy's angry  :D :P ;D ;D ;D ;D


I love an angry pussy - but not so much that I would be gobbled up - if you're feeling me? ;D ;D ;D

A bit of mild chastisement never hurt anyone - what? ;D ;D ;D

On the other hand  :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/

Really???? ;)


Indeed so Maam - Oh!!  :o :o :o can't remember the safe word ;D ;D :o :o 8-) 8-) :y

Bugger! ;D Yelling STOP doesn't work then???? ;D ;D ;)


Oh no Maam, the stop word is for beginners ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D :y

Oh! Does the safe word get bigger as you get more advanced then?? ::) ;)
Title: Re: blonde joke
Post by: CaptainZok on 09 September 2009, 14:00:43
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Owing to the absence of blonde Forum members on-line at the moment, I'll have a wee giggle at that :y :y

Careful Zulu ... am not laughing ... Debs might come around anytime  ::) :P :-X


Aah Ziad, while the pussies are away, we mice will play ::) ::) ::) ;D :y

We definitely play when the pussies are away, but ready to run hide, i am - once the pussy's angry  :D :P ;D ;D ;D ;D


I love an angry pussy - but not so much that I would be gobbled up - if you're feeling me? ;D ;D ;D

A bit of mild chastisement never hurt anyone - what? ;D ;D ;D

On the other hand  :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/

Really???? ;)


Indeed so Maam - Oh!!  :o :o :o can't remember the safe word ;D ;D :o :o 8-) 8-) :y

Bugger! ;D Yelling STOP doesn't work then???? ;D ;D ;)


Oh no Maam, the stop word is for beginners ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D :y

Oh! Does the safe word get bigger as you get more advanced then?? ::) ;)
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
or for the Welsh Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?  ;D ;D
Title: Re: blonde joke
Post by: LJay on 09 September 2009, 14:05:41
Ah, but, can you say Llanfairpwll......gogogoch in a hurry? Or at all for that matter? ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: blonde joke
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 September 2009, 17:18:12
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
or for the Welsh Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?  ;D ;D

The Captain is on the right track, not necessarily bigger, more imaginative and subtle - however if the word is too long as in the second example, you could get a mischief done to you - if you get my drift :o :o :o ;D ;D :y :y
Title: Re: blonde joke
Post by: LJay on 09 September 2009, 17:32:59
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
or for the Welsh Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?  ;D ;D

The Captain is on the right track, not necessarily bigger, more imaginative and subtle - however if the word is too long as in the second example, you could get a mischief done to you - if you get my drift :o :o :o ;D ;D :y :y

Mischief? Is that not the general idea in such a situation??? ::) ;)

As for safe words will 'aardvark' do? ::) ;D ;D