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Title: Sex at work
Post by: miked on 11 September 2009, 15:39:15
Two people today caught 'at it', the sister of one of the two being the PA to the CEO!!!

What a day  :-?
Title: Re: Sex at work
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 11 September 2009, 15:44:53
Is this done on a roster basis where you work?

Or do you get given a ticket and wait your turn like at the deli counter in Asda?
Title: Re: Sex at work
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 11 September 2009, 15:47:49
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Two people today caught 'at it', the sister of one of the two being the PA to the CEO!!!

What a day  :-?

Do tell - were you the catcher?? ::)
Title: Re: Sex at work
Post by: LJay on 11 September 2009, 15:50:37
I'm intrigued!
It does seem like one of the more interesting things to do at work!! :o
Title: Re: Sex at work
Post by: Ghost on 11 September 2009, 15:52:28
Wish I could find a firm that has that on offer when you work for them [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
Title: Re: Sex at work
Post by: bob.dent on 11 September 2009, 15:55:26
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Is this done on a roster basis where you work?

Or do you get given a ticket and wait your turn like at the deli counter in Asda?

PMSL  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Sex at work
Post by: bob.dent on 11 September 2009, 16:03:44
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Two people today caught 'at it', the sister of one of the two being the PA to the CEO!!!

What a day  :-?

Used to be quite rife at my company many years ago!! Lost count of how many secretaries and female sales managers our MD bonked. He even left his wife at one stage becuase he was having an affair with the sales manageress at the time. Also came back to the office late one night after being stuck in traffic and caught the service manager bonking the receptionist on his desk - what a sight that was!! ;D
Even the Chairman was known to "service" his secretary from time to time (when he wasn't soaked in gin and tonic)
Ah.......the good old days. ::) ;D
Title: Re: Sex at work
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 11 September 2009, 16:09:45
 ::) :-X
Title: Re: Sex at work
Post by: Elite Pete on 11 September 2009, 16:09:55
I've not had either for a long time let alone at the same time ;D ;D
Title: Re: Sex at work
Post by: LFF64 on 11 September 2009, 16:25:46
I wouldnt mind it at home  :D
Title: Re: Sex at work
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 11 September 2009, 17:25:39
 ::) ::)

hmm..

sounds good ;D

suitable for "make love not war" ;D

I'll try that recipe ;D ;D

and who caught them I dont understand.. not a civilized person.. >:( >:(
Title: Re: Sex at work
Post by: Plomien on 11 September 2009, 17:47:54
I used to do it all the time but then I worked the same place I lived (cruise ship :D )
Title: Re: Sex at work
Post by: omegod on 11 September 2009, 17:51:14
Have done this but never been caught ;D ;D
Title: Re: Sex at work
Post by: miked on 11 September 2009, 18:31:46
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Two people today caught 'at it', the sister of one of the two being the PA to the CEO!!!

What a day  :-?

Do tell - were you the catcher?? ::)
would love to say yes but sadly...
Title: Re: Sex at work
Post by: miked on 11 September 2009, 18:46:43
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::) ::)

hmm..

sounds good ;D

suitable for "make love not war" ;D

I'll try that recipe ;D ;D

and who caught them I dont understand.. not a civilized person.. >:( >:(
We don't know who caught them (yet) but with about 800 people on site, its the only thing being talked about!

Two of our chemists, mixing chemicals :D
Title: Re: Sex at work
Post by: KillerWatt on 11 September 2009, 19:12:57
This will more than likely upset a few here...but so what if two people were caught shagging each other at work?

If the shagging was being done in company time, then I can see the problem as far as the company are concerned.
However if they are doing it during a break, then who's f**king business is it what people are getting up to in their own time?

The people of this world need to start worrying about the crap that really matters, rather than the lame day to day crap that affects no-one!
Title: Re: Sex at work
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 11 September 2009, 20:06:04
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I've not had either for a long time let alone at the same time ;D ;D

June 1994 for Uncle Zulu - can you beat that??
Title: Re: Sex at work
Post by: miked on 11 September 2009, 20:10:18
You strike me as one of those people who likes to provoke a reaction, not always a bad thing but 9 times out of 10 ::)

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This will more than likely upset a few here
wouldn't have thought so :question

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...but so what if two people were caught shagging each other at work?
they were caught in an 11KV switch room, certainly would have felt the earth move if a breaker had exploded (access to switch rooms is restricted for safety reasons)

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If the shagging was being done in company time, then I can see the problem as far as the company are concerned.
It was

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However if they are doing it during a break
they were not on their break.

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then who's f**king business is it what people are getting up to in their own time?
his wife, her husband and the plant attendant who found them!

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The people of this world need to start worrying about the crap that really matters, rather than the lame day to day crap that affects no-one!
probably affected the plant attendant ::)

Title: Re: Sex at work
Post by: redelitev6 on 11 September 2009, 20:11:12
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::) ::)

hmm..

sounds good ;D

suitable for "make love not war" ;D

I'll try that recipe ;D ;D

and who caught them I dont understand.. not a civilized person.. >:( >:(
We don't know who caught them (yet) but with about 800 people on site, its the only thing being talked about!

Two of our chemists, mixing chemicals :D
Mixing chemicals or fluids ? :D
Title: Re: Sex at work
Post by: Turk on 11 September 2009, 20:19:40
I've put in an official complaint regarding sexual harassment at work. I'm not getting any at all !!!  :D
Title: Re: Sex at work
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 11 September 2009, 20:26:32
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::) ::)

hmm..

sounds good ;D

suitable for "make love not war" ;D

I'll try that recipe ;D ;D

and who caught them I dont understand.. not a civilized person.. >:( >:(
We don't know who caught them (yet) but with about 800 people on site, its the only thing being talked about!

Two of our chemists, mixing chemicals :D

if we eliminate the subject of work time , its no ones bussiness.. :(
Title: Re: Sex at work
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 11 September 2009, 22:03:23
No  i dont want any at work thankyou very much i come here for the peace and rest at the moment.....But i will have to slow down driving home at the mo cause i will get a speeding ticket for rushing home..... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) 8-) 8-)
Title: Re: Sex at work
Post by: cleggy on 11 September 2009, 23:00:26
Late one afternoon I walked into our conference room on Park Lane to witness two male customers delighting in the charms of two ladies? from JACK'S in Goodge Street on the table.

We got the orders, but I don't think my morning presentation had anything to do with it!!!!

 The commisssion paid for my Christmas tho'!