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Title: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: ali on 25 September 2009, 23:35:45
Im not sleeping very well :( :( :( so any of your tried and tested methods would be worth a go ;)
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: amigov6 on 25 September 2009, 23:38:04
Read or watch telly in bed...out like a light. :y
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: LFF64 on 25 September 2009, 23:39:39
Ali are you sure you want to ask this lot ,that sort of question  ;D
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Ghost on 25 September 2009, 23:41:07
Have a nice cup of coffee, made with hot milk not water,
or a German method try a hot beer but sit on the end of your bed you wont make it otherwise, drink it as haot as possible,
if that fails I have a spare rubber hammer you could have Lol
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 25 September 2009, 23:41:38
Mrs. Loo-knee's birthday yesterday and we both went out like a light last night ;D ;D
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 25 September 2009, 23:42:29
need to relax.. no brain activity.. watching some music channels or listening some music..

and some heat for head is plus.. I close my head with a t-shirt if weather is not hot..dont laugh.. >:( ;D

ps: mouth + nose open..

Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: ali on 25 September 2009, 23:44:05
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Ali are you sure you want to ask this lot ,that sort of question  ;D

I think Im big enough to cope with their answers :D :D :D ;D ;D

I have tried reading :( do not have tv upstairs :( cant drink milk :( could try the beer thing :D :D :D
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 25 September 2009, 23:44:57
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Im not sleeping very well :( :( :( so any of your tried and tested methods would be worth a go ;)



The first question to ask yourself A is why - what has changed? and work from that point.
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: ali on 25 September 2009, 23:47:07
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need to relax.. no brain activity.. watching some music channels or listening some music..

and some heat for head is plus.. I close my head with a t-shirt if weather is not hot..dont laugh.. >:( ;D





ps: mouth + nose open..

so not sitting on oof until midnight then :D :D :D :D actually there is no brain activity in my postings  :D :D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 25 September 2009, 23:47:55
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Im not sleeping very well :( :( :( so any of your tried and tested methods would be worth a go ;)

Rumpo.......Ali...... ::) ::) ;)
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 25 September 2009, 23:49:28
for sleep those are required :

enough oxygen in room
normal temperature (not cold, not hot)
silence
normal blood sugar level
empty urinary system ;D
empty head
tired body :-/
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Elite Pete on 25 September 2009, 23:49:50
You need a Rabbit, Ali ;)
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 25 September 2009, 23:50:26
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need to relax.. no brain activity.. watching some music channels or listening some music..

and some heat for head is plus.. I close my head with a t-shirt if weather is not hot..dont laugh.. >:( ;D





ps: mouth + nose open..

so not sitting on oof until midnight then :D :D :D :D actually there is no brain activity in my postings  :D :D ;D ;D ;D

erm.. tonight I made an exception.. anyway I can wake up late tomorrow :y
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: ali on 25 September 2009, 23:51:14
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Im not sleeping very well :( :( :( so any of your tried and tested methods would be worth a go ;)

Rumpo.......Ali...... ::) ::) ;)
is that an offer :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Vamps on 25 September 2009, 23:51:58
Whisky....... :-X
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: PHEASANT PLUCKER on 25 September 2009, 23:52:01
Ali,Try lying on the edge of the bed...You will soon drop off  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Nickbat on 25 September 2009, 23:52:14
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Ali are you sure you want to ask this lot ,that sort of question  ;D

I think Im big enough to cope with their answers :D :D :D ;D ;D

I have tried reading :( do not have tv upstairs :( cant drink milk :( could try the beer thing :D :D :D

I invariably do, Ali, and I sleep like a log.  :y
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: ali on 25 September 2009, 23:55:28
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for sleep those are required :

enough oxygen in room
normal temperature (not cold, not hot)
silence
normal blood sugar level
empty urinary system ;D
empty head
tired body :-/

 :-[ I think I maybe over tired, has been a manic few months, working 7 days a week. Maybe I need a holiday :) :)
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: p j morgan on 25 September 2009, 23:55:57
easy solution !watch a political party broadcast that should do the trick :D :D :y
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 25 September 2009, 23:56:08
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You need a Rabbit, Ali ;)


I should have been a Salesman for Ann Summers could have made a few quid plus if there was anyone that needed showing  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 26 September 2009, 00:00:30
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for sleep those are required :

enough oxygen in room
normal temperature (not cold, not hot)
silence
normal blood sugar level
empty urinary system ;D
empty head
tired body :-/

 :-[ I think I maybe over tired, has been a manic few months, working 7 days a week. Maybe I need a holiday :) :)

and not facing any health problems :-? 
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Banjax on 26 September 2009, 00:02:15
if you're keeping odd hours that doesn't help, try going to bed at the exact same time every night, it trains your body clock and you fall into a pattern...thats the theory anyway - i'm up til all hours then up at the crack of dawn so maybe i shouldn't dish out advice  ;)


Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: ali on 26 September 2009, 00:02:46
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You need a Rabbit, Ali ;)


I should have been a Salesman for Ann Summers could have made a few quid plus if there was anyone that needed showing  ;D ;D ;D ;D

thats an old model :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 September 2009, 00:04:10
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Im not sleeping very well :( :( :( so any of your tried and tested methods would be worth a go ;)

Rumpo.......Ali...... ::) ::) ;)
is that an offer :D :D :D :D :D

You Betcha Ali...... :D :D :D :y
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Elite Pete on 26 September 2009, 08:39:38
I find a five knuckle shuffle usually helps ;D
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Gaffers on 26 September 2009, 08:54:11
I lie down in the recovery position, works every time  :y
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: TheBoy on 26 September 2009, 08:57:53
As a lifelong insomniac, I've never found a cure  :'(

Having a couple of nightcaps before bedtime helps, but it not something you can do everynight, and although you fall asleep quicker, its not a good sleep.  Nightnurse and whisky is a particularly good combination for me, need it about an hour before I go to sleep. Usually excessively grumpy next morning though.


My mum does the coffee before bedtime, and that works for her - mind, her doctor has told her she is addicted to caffine.


Mrs TB is one of those lucky ones, as soon as her head hits the pillow, she's asleep 
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: The Red Baron on 26 September 2009, 08:59:23
3litres of cider usually does it for me :D
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 September 2009, 11:10:32
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As a lifelong insomniac, I've never found a cure  :'(

Having a couple of nightcaps before bedtime helps, but it not something you can do everynight, and although you fall asleep quicker, its not a good sleep.  Nightnurse and whisky is a particularly good combination for me, need it about an hour before I go to sleep. Usually excessively grumpy next morning though.


My mum does the coffee before bedtime, and that works for her - mind, her doctor has told her she is addicted to caffine.


Mrs TB is one of those lucky ones, as soon as her head hits the pillow, she's asleep 

Ah yes........ caffeine TB.........that well known STIMULANT cure  for insomnia :D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Seth on 26 September 2009, 11:36:14
My doctor advised not going to bed until I'm feeling really tired.
Don't read in bed either, apparently it stimulates the brain into further activity, same goes for watching telly in bed.

My body clock's all over the shop too, due to my shift pattern. I'm up for work at 4am some days, then not in bed until after 1am other days. Goes with working on the railways I suppose.

PS: Try attending Newent 2010.
I get a good night's kip after the 'TB Quiz', Bob Dent's BBQ, and a few bottles of Newcastle Brown.

Entwood substitutes the latter with some single malt variety!
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Turk on 26 September 2009, 11:38:43
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Have a nice cup of coffee, made with hot milk not water,
or a German method try a hot beer but sit on the end of your bed you wont make it otherwise, drink it as haot as possible,
if that fails I have a spare rubber hammer you could have Lol
:o :-? Coffee ?!?     http://www.insomniacs.co.uk/EffectOfCaffeineOnSleep.html
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Plomien on 26 September 2009, 11:49:00
I use a relaxation technique I learnt when studying hypnosis :y
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: LJay on 26 September 2009, 11:49:49
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Im not sleeping very well :( :( :( so any of your tried and tested methods would be worth a go ;)

Rumpo.......Ali...... ::) ::) ;)
is that an offer :D :D :D :D :D

You Betcha Ali...... :D :D :D :y

FFS! Find a dating site to play with your food on, you lot obviously don't get it at home!!!!

It's like a sunday night in desperate and easy on here at the mo! [smiley=thumbdown.gif]
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Richie London on 26 September 2009, 12:04:13
i dont sleep unless i have a drink. im a very stressful person and have so much going on in me head to relax. didnt get to sleep till 5 this morning, mind you i didnt get in till 4.30am.  ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: TheBoy on 26 September 2009, 12:08:21
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As a lifelong insomniac, I've never found a cure  :'(

Having a couple of nightcaps before bedtime helps, but it not something you can do everynight, and although you fall asleep quicker, its not a good sleep.  Nightnurse and whisky is a particularly good combination for me, need it about an hour before I go to sleep. Usually excessively grumpy next morning though.


My mum does the coffee before bedtime, and that works for her - mind, her doctor has told her she is addicted to caffine.


Mrs TB is one of those lucky ones, as soon as her head hits the pillow, she's asleep 

Ah yes........ caffeine TB.........that well known STIMULANT cure  for insomnia :D ;D ;) ;)
Agree, its strange, but just goes to show how different we all are.  I suspect in her case its more habit/routine than anything else
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: TheBoy on 26 September 2009, 12:10:59
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My doctor advised not going to bed until I'm feeling really tired.
Don't read in bed either, apparently it stimulates the brain into further activity, same goes for watching telly in bed.

My body clock's all over the shop too, due to my shift pattern. I'm up for work at 4am some days, then not in bed until after 1am other days. Goes with working on the railways I suppose.

PS: Try attending Newent 2010.
I get a good night's kip after the 'TB Quiz', Bob Dent's BBQ, and a few bottles of Newcastle Brown.

Entwood substitutes the latter with some single malt variety!
I think I may have nearly fallen asleep whilst doing the quiz ::)
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: TheBoy on 26 September 2009, 12:12:50
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Im not sleeping very well :( :( :( so any of your tried and tested methods would be worth a go ;)

Rumpo.......Ali...... ::) ::) ;)
is that an offer :D :D :D :D :D

You Betcha Ali...... :D :D :D :y

FFS! Find a dating site to play with your food on, you lot obviously don't get it at home!!!!

It's like a sunday night in desperate and easy on here at the mo! [smiley=thumbdown.gif]
Calm.......

Last time I checked, the poster was happily married.  I guess just a little fun inuendos, as we all do sometimes.  Well, not me obviously, unless you're talking PG Tips...
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Seth on 26 September 2009, 12:20:38
I have great difficulty getting to sleep on a Sunday night when I'm on 'earlies' on a Monday - like I should be tomorrow (0515 actual start on Monday with a 10-hour busy shift too). Nothing on my mind, but just can't get to sleep.

My plan of action's simple - swop for a week of afternoons!
This has also yealded more good fortune for moi - our friendly roster clerk has now booked me out on a late Sunday 'spare' turn, (with enhanced payment), into the bargain!!!!!
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: LJay on 26 September 2009, 12:37:41
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Im not sleeping very well :( :( :( so any of your tried and tested methods would be worth a go ;)

Rumpo.......Ali...... ::) ::) ;)
is that an offer :D :D :D :D :D

You Betcha Ali...... :D :D :D :y

FFS! Find a dating site to play with your food on, you lot obviously don't get it at home!!!!

It's like a sunday night in desperate and easy on here at the mo! [smiley=thumbdown.gif]
Calm.......

Last time I checked, the poster was happily married.  I guess just a little fun inuendos, as we all do sometimes.  Well, not me obviously, unless you're talking PG Tips...

It's embarrassing that so many grown men are drooling over her, whilst she blatantly plays with her food!  >:( :P
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 26 September 2009, 16:07:24
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Im not sleeping very well :( :( :( so any of your tried and tested methods would be worth a go ;)

Rumpo.......Ali...... ::) ::) ;)
is that an offer :D :D :D :D :D

You Betcha Ali...... :D :D :D :y

FFS! Find a dating site to play with your food on, you lot obviously don't get it at home!!!!

It's like a sunday night in desperate and easy on here at the mo! [smiley=thumbdown.gif]
Calm.......

Last time I checked, the poster was happily married.  I guess just a little fun inuendos, as we all do sometimes.  Well, not me obviously, unless you're talking PG Tips...

It's embarrassing that so many grown men are drooling over her, whilst she blatantly plays with her food!  >:( :P


But they drool over Debs and Lizzie as well, and if i am correct all 3 ladies are single.

They may well drool over yourself Ljay but JB is watching.

But saying that it is a bit surprising as Optimist has his dear Dusty at home.
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 September 2009, 16:35:56
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Im not sleeping very well :( :( :( so any of your tried and tested methods would be worth a go ;)

Rumpo.......Ali...... ::) ::) ;)
is that an offer :D :D :D :D :D

You Betcha Ali...... :D :D :D :y

FFS! Find a dating site to play with your food on, you lot obviously don't get it at home!!!!

It's like a sunday night in desperate and easy on here at the mo! [smiley=thumbdown.gif]
Calm.......

Last time I checked, the poster was happily married.  I guess just a little fun inuendos, as we all do sometimes.  Well, not me obviously, unless you're talking PG Tips...

It's embarrassing that so many grown men are drooling over her, whilst she blatantly plays with her food!  >:( :P


But they drool over Debs and Lizzie as well, and if i am correct all 3 ladies are single.

They may well drool over yourself Ljay but JB is watching.

But saying that it is a bit surprising as Optimist has his dear Dusty at home.

Very astute of you Skruntie... ;D ;D.........but Mrs Optimist is completely unaware........of what goes on at OOF these days.
I'am on safe ground. ;) ;)
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: LJay on 26 September 2009, 17:20:36
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Im not sleeping very well :( :( :( so any of your tried and tested methods would be worth a go ;)

Rumpo.......Ali...... ::) ::) ;)
is that an offer :D :D :D :D :D

You Betcha Ali...... :D :D :D :y

FFS! Find a dating site to play with your food on, you lot obviously don't get it at home!!!!

It's like a sunday night in desperate and easy on here at the mo! [smiley=thumbdown.gif]
Calm.......

Last time I checked, the poster was happily married.  I guess just a little fun inuendos, as we all do sometimes.  Well, not me obviously, unless you're talking PG Tips...

It's embarrassing that so many grown men are drooling over her, whilst she blatantly plays with her food!  >:( :P


But they drool over Debs and Lizzie as well, and if i am correct all 3 ladies are single.

They may well drool over yourself Ljay but JB is watching.

But saying that it is a bit surprising as Optimist has his dear Dusty at home.

Join a dating site, it's totally degrading watching you lot drool while she plays on her feminine talents to manipulate various men into helping her! >:(
Wake up and smell the roses! ;)
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Del Boy on 26 September 2009, 17:22:26
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Im not sleeping very well :( :( :( so any of your tried and tested methods would be worth a go ;)

Rumpo.......Ali...... ::) ::) ;)
is that an offer :D :D :D :D :D

You Betcha Ali...... :D :D :D :y

FFS! Find a dating site to play with your food on, you lot obviously don't get it at home!!!!

It's like a sunday night in desperate and easy on here at the mo! [smiley=thumbdown.gif]
Calm.......

Last time I checked, the poster was happily married.  I guess just a little fun inuendos, as we all do sometimes.  Well, not me obviously, unless you're talking PG Tips...

It's embarrassing that so many grown men are drooling over her, whilst she blatantly plays with her food!  >:( :P


But they drool over Debs and Lizzie as well, and if i am correct all 3 ladies are single.

They may well drool over yourself Ljay but JB is watching.

But saying that it is a bit surprising as Optimist has his dear Dusty at home.

Join a dating site, it's totally degrading watching you lot drool while she plays on her feminine talents to manipulate various men into helping her! >:(
Wake up and smell the roses! ;)
I thought they were just having a laugh to be honest, no harm in that  :-?
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: LJay on 26 September 2009, 17:34:07
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Im not sleeping very well :( :( :( so any of your tried and tested methods would be worth a go ;)

Rumpo.......Ali...... ::) ::) ;)
is that an offer :D :D :D :D :D

You Betcha Ali...... :D :D :D :y

FFS! Find a dating site to play with your food on, you lot obviously don't get it at home!!!!

It's like a sunday night in desperate and easy on here at the mo! [smiley=thumbdown.gif]
Calm.......

Last time I checked, the poster was happily married.  I guess just a little fun inuendos, as we all do sometimes.  Well, not me obviously, unless you're talking PG Tips...

It's embarrassing that so many grown men are drooling over her, whilst she blatantly plays with her food!  >:( :P


But they drool over Debs and Lizzie as well, and if i am correct all 3 ladies are single.

They may well drool over yourself Ljay but JB is watching.

But saying that it is a bit surprising as Optimist has his dear Dusty at home.

Join a dating site, it's totally degrading watching you lot drool while she plays on her feminine talents to manipulate various men into helping her! >:(
Wake up and smell the roses! ;)
I thought they were just having a laugh to be honest, no harm in that  :-?

It's not just this thread! >:(
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Omegatoy on 26 September 2009, 17:35:21
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Im not sleeping very well :( :( :( so any of your tried and tested methods would be worth a go ;)

Rumpo.......Ali...... ::) ::) ;)
is that an offer :D :D :D :D :D

You Betcha Ali...... :D :D :D :y

FFS! Find a dating site to play with your food on, you lot obviously don't get it at home!!!!

It's like a sunday night in desperate and easy on here at the mo! [smiley=thumbdown.gif]
Calm.......

Last time I checked, the poster was happily married.  I guess just a little fun inuendos, as we all do sometimes.  Well, not me obviously, unless you're talking PG Tips...

It's embarrassing that so many grown men are drooling over her, whilst she blatantly plays with her food!  >:( :P


But they drool over Debs and Lizzie as well, and if i am correct all 3 ladies are single.

They may well drool over yourself Ljay but JB is watching.

But saying that it is a bit surprising as Optimist has his dear Dusty at home.

Join a dating site, it's totally degrading watching you lot drool while she plays on her feminine talents to manipulate various men into helping her! >:(
Wake up and smell the roses! ;)
I thought they were just having a laugh to be honest, no harm in that  :-?

It's not just this thread! >:(

Hmm grumpy!!!! ;D
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: unlucky mark mv6 on 26 September 2009, 17:37:38
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Im not sleeping very well :( :( :( so any of your tried and tested methods would be worth a go ;)
A good dose of hows your father. ;D :-* :-*
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: ali on 26 September 2009, 19:10:35
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Im not sleeping very well :( :( :( so any of your tried and tested methods would be worth a go ;)

Rumpo.......Ali...... ::) ::) ;)
is that an offer :D :D :D :D :D

You Betcha Ali...... :D :D :D :y

FFS! Find a dating site to play with your food on, you lot obviously don't get it at home!!!!

It's like a sunday night in desperate and easy on here at the mo! [smiley=thumbdown.gif]
Calm.......

Last time I checked, the poster was happily married.  I guess just a little fun inuendos, as we all do sometimes.  Well, not me obviously, unless you're talking PG Tips...

It's embarrassing that so many grown men are drooling over her, whilst she blatantly plays with her food!  >:( :P


But they drool over Debs and Lizzie as well, and if i am correct all 3 ladies are single.

They may well drool over yourself Ljay but JB is watching.

But saying that it is a bit surprising as Optimist has his dear Dusty at home.

Join a dating site, it's totally degrading watching you lot drool while she plays on her feminine talents to manipulate various men into helping her! >:(
Wake up and smell the roses! ;)
I thought they were just having a laugh to be honest, no harm in that  :-?

It's not just this thread! >:(

Hmm grumpy!!!! ;D

Im not looking for anyone to fix my car :-[ just advice on how I can do it. And I have :y  The only person who is going to work on my car has met me already and Im paying him like anyone else :-[ I have driven cars for Audi and worked in a garage full of guys, we had a good laugh and yes the banter goes on. Im sure no one on here takes it seriously? If the admins want me to stop please pm me :-[
I will stick to my own postings and that way you do not have to read them :) Lifes too short  ::)  and so am I :-*
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Del Boy on 26 September 2009, 19:13:38
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Im not sleeping very well :( :( :( so any of your tried and tested methods would be worth a go ;)

Rumpo.......Ali...... ::) ::) ;)
is that an offer :D :D :D :D :D

You Betcha Ali...... :D :D :D :y

FFS! Find a dating site to play with your food on, you lot obviously don't get it at home!!!!

It's like a sunday night in desperate and easy on here at the mo! [smiley=thumbdown.gif]
Calm.......

Last time I checked, the poster was happily married.  I guess just a little fun inuendos, as we all do sometimes.  Well, not me obviously, unless you're talking PG Tips...

It's embarrassing that so many grown men are drooling over her, whilst she blatantly plays with her food!  >:( :P


But they drool over Debs and Lizzie as well, and if i am correct all 3 ladies are single.

They may well drool over yourself Ljay but JB is watching.

But saying that it is a bit surprising as Optimist has his dear Dusty at home.

Join a dating site, it's totally degrading watching you lot drool while she plays on her feminine talents to manipulate various men into helping her! >:(
Wake up and smell the roses! ;)
I thought they were just having a laugh to be honest, no harm in that  :-?

It's not just this thread! >:(

Hmm grumpy!!!! ;D

Im not looking for anyone to fix my car :-[ just advice on how I can do it. And I have :y  The only person who is going to work on my car has met me already and Im paying him like anyone else :-[ I have driven cars for Audi and worked in a garage full of guys, we had a good laugh and yes the banter goes on. Im sure no one on here takes it seriously? If the admins want me to stop please pm me :-[
I will stick to my own postings and that way you do not have to read them :) Lifes too short  ::)  and so am I :-*
I don't see a problem with it  :y
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: TheBoy on 26 September 2009, 19:28:23
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it's totally degrading watching you lot drool while she plays on her feminine talents
As it offends you, I promise to stop drooling over you publically.  Can you send me a picture instead? ;D


BTW, I forgot, but weren't you supposed to prove your genuine hair colour at Newent using the collar and cuffs method. I wait in anticipation at the next meet ;D
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 26 September 2009, 19:38:08
I think you are just jealous Ljay,  ::)

It's only a bit of banter, Ali started it with a couple of her posts.  I have seen Lizzie and Debs enjoy some banter with the guys in the past.

Maybe we ought to enter an abbreviation to advise of flirting in a thread so you know which threads not to read.   ::) :y :y
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 26 September 2009, 19:47:48
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I think you are just jealous Ljay,  ::)

It's only a bit of banter, Ali started it with a couple of her posts.  I have seen Lizzie and Debs enjoy some banter with the guys in the past.

Maybe we ought to enter an abbreviation to advise of flirting in a thread so you know which threads not to read.   ::) :y :y

Agreed Skruntie..................it was a pleasant thread  ;D ;D ;D..................with a bit of harmless banter.....I think that Ali has a good sense of fun....and mischief....The ladies keep us men in line ......with a little discipline when required. ::) ::) ;)
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: LJay on 26 September 2009, 20:10:41
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I think you are just jealous Ljay,  ::)

It's only a bit of banter, Ali started it with a couple of her posts.  I have seen Lizzie and Debs enjoy some banter with the guys in the past.

Maybe we ought to enter an abbreviation to advise of flirting in a thread so you know which threads not to read.   ::) :y :y

Jealous! Hardly! >:(
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: ali on 26 September 2009, 20:13:36
back to the original thread,  last night I lay there trying to think about all your tips and what ones should I try and then the next thing I was zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :y :y :y
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: LJay on 26 September 2009, 20:45:22
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I think you are just jealous Ljay,  ::)

It's only a bit of banter, Ali started it with a couple of her posts.  I have seen Lizzie and Debs enjoy some banter with the guys in the past.

Maybe we ought to enter an abbreviation to advise of flirting in a thread so you know which threads not to read.   ::) :y :y

Get over yourself! We don't need anymore of your ridiculous abreviations! >:(

Jealous is the last thing I am! I have much better taste! :P
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 26 September 2009, 21:15:55
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I think you are just jealous Ljay,  ::)

It's only a bit of banter, Ali started it with a couple of her posts.  I have seen Lizzie and Debs enjoy some banter with the guys in the past.

Maybe we ought to enter an abbreviation to advise of flirting in a thread so you know which threads not to read.   ::) :y :y

Get over yourself! We don't need anymore of your ridiculous abreviations! >:(

Jealous is the last thing I am! I have much better taste! :P


Please explain.  The only one I use is NWS and I didnt create it.
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: albitz on 26 September 2009, 21:17:49
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Im not sleeping very well :( :( :( so any of your tried and tested methods would be worth a go ;)

Rumpo.......Ali...... ::) ::) ;)
is that an offer :D :D :D :D :D

You Betcha Ali...... :D :D :D :y

FFS! Find a dating site to play with your food on, you lot obviously don't get it at home!!!!

It's like a sunday night in desperate and easy on here at the mo! [smiley=thumbdown.gif]
Calm.......

Last time I checked, the poster was happily married.  I guess just a little fun inuendos, as we all do sometimes.  Well, not me obviously, unless you're talking PG Tips...

It's embarrassing that so many grown men are drooling over her, whilst she blatantly plays with her food!  >:( :P


But they drool over Debs and Lizzie as well, and if i am correct all 3 ladies are single.

They may well drool over yourself Ljay but JB is watching.

But saying that it is a bit surprising as Optimist has his dear Dusty at home.

Join a dating site, it's totally degrading watching you lot drool while she plays on her feminine talents to manipulate various men into helping her! >:(
Wake up and smell the roses! ;)
I thought they were just having a laugh to be honest, no harm in that  :-?

It's not just this thread! >:(

Hmm grumpy!!!! ;D

Im not looking for anyone to fix my car :-[ just advice on how I can do it. And I have :y  The only person who is going to work on my car has met me already and Im paying him like anyone else :-[ I have driven cars for Audi and worked in a garage full of guys, we had a good laugh and yes the banter goes on. Im sure no one on here takes it seriously? If the admins want me to stop please pm me :-[
I will stick to my own postings and that way you do not have to read them :) Lifes too short  ::)  and so am I :-*
Well said. :y
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Elite Pete on 26 September 2009, 21:27:05
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Im not sleeping very well :( :( :( so any of your tried and tested methods would be worth a go ;)

Rumpo.......Ali...... ::) ::) ;)
is that an offer :D :D :D :D :D

You Betcha Ali...... :D :D :D :y

FFS! Find a dating site to play with your food on, you lot obviously don't get it at home!!!!

It's like a sunday night in desperate and easy on here at the mo! [smiley=thumbdown.gif]
Calm.......

Last time I checked, the poster was happily married.  I guess just a little fun inuendos, as we all do sometimes.  Well, not me obviously, unless you're talking PG Tips...

It's embarrassing that so many grown men are drooling over her, whilst she blatantly plays with her food!  >:( :P


But they drool over Debs and Lizzie as well, and if i am correct all 3 ladies are single.

They may well drool over yourself Ljay but JB is watching.

But saying that it is a bit surprising as Optimist has his dear Dusty at home.

Join a dating site, it's totally degrading watching you lot drool while she plays on her feminine talents to manipulate various men into helping her! >:(
Wake up and smell the roses! ;)
I thought they were just having a laugh to be honest, no harm in that  :-?

It's not just this thread! >:(

Hmm grumpy!!!! ;D

Im not looking for anyone to fix my car :-[ just advice on how I can do it. And I have :y  The only person who is going to work on my car has met me already and Im paying him like anyone else :-[ I have driven cars for Audi and worked in a garage full of guys, we had a good laugh and yes the banter goes on. Im sure no one on here takes it seriously? If the admins want me to stop please pm me :-[
I will stick to my own postings and that way you do not have to read them :) Lifes too short  ::)  and so am I :-*
I love short women, especially if they have a flat head :D
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 26 September 2009, 21:30:29
 ::) ::)

as I said before.. everyday something happens ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: LJay on 26 September 2009, 21:35:08
''Im not looking for anyone to fix my car :-[ just advice on how I can do it. And I have :y  The only person who is going to work on my car has met me already and Im paying him like anyone else :-[ I have driven cars for Audi and worked in a garage full of guys, we had a good laugh and yes the banter goes on. Im sure no one on here takes it seriously? If the admins want me to stop please pm me :-[
I will stick to my own postings and that way you do not have to read them :) Lifes too short  ::)  and so am I :-*[/quote]''

You think you're the only one to work in a place full of guys- You're not!
I'm the first up for banter, sexual or otherwise, you're just playing with your food and it's a pathetic disgrace to womanhood!!
And, yes, we know you are short you keep playing on it!!
You think your the only one with tits and tattoos- think again!!


Rant over, and lads don't bother to defend her in the vain hope of a shag, shes just playing with you!! [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: albitz on 26 September 2009, 21:39:53
Imo this is gratuitously offensive and well outside forum rules.Much has been said on here recently about keeping it pleasant etc,as the admins have had enough of having to deal with arguments etc,
Sadly it looks like its being ignored again.Another nail in the coffin of the spirit of OOF. :(
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 26 September 2009, 21:41:45
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''Im not looking for anyone to fix my car :-[ just advice on how I can do it. And I have :y  The only person who is going to work on my car has met me already and Im paying him like anyone else :-[ I have driven cars for Audi and worked in a garage full of guys, we had a good laugh and yes the banter goes on. Im sure no one on here takes it seriously? If the admins want me to stop please pm me :-[
I will stick to my own postings and that way you do not have to read them :) Lifes too short  ::)  and so am I :-*

You think you're the only one to work in a place full of guys- You're not!
I'm the first up for banter, sexual or otherwise, you're just playing with your food and it's a pathetic disgrace to womanhood!!
And, yes, we know you are short you keep playing on it!!
You think your the only one with tits and tattoos- think again!!


Rant over, and lads don't bother to defend her in the vain hope of a shag, shes just playing with you!! [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif][/quote]



Ljay,
  close your radars , calm down and have a drink from me ;D :y

Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: The Red Baron on 26 September 2009, 21:43:10
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Imo this is gratuitously offensive and well outside forum rules.Much has been said on here recently about keeping it pleasant etc,as the admins have had enough of having to deal with arguments etc,
Sadly it looks like its being ignored again.Another nail in the coffin of the spirit of OOF. :(
sorry folks i agree with albs on this :(
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: ali on 26 September 2009, 21:49:53
please can no one else comment, this is not what I come on here for and I am sorry if my sense of humour doesnt fit with some of you. As I said I will keep it to my posts so you do not have to read it :)
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: LJay on 26 September 2009, 21:53:29
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please can no one else comment, this is not what I come on here for and I am sorry if my sense of humour doesnt fit with some of you. As I said I will keep it to my posts so you do not have to read it :)

Ooh little miss innocent rides again!!!
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: STMO999 on 26 September 2009, 21:57:26
How did I miss this thread?

Oh well, found it now, carry on........ ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Elite Pete on 26 September 2009, 22:00:00
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please can no one else comment, this is not what I come on here for and I am sorry if my sense of humour doesnt fit with some of you. As I said I will keep it to my posts so you do not have to read it :)
Its fine by me Ali :-*
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 26 September 2009, 22:00:22
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''Im not looking for anyone to fix my car :-[ just advice on how I can do it. And I have :y  The only person who is going to work on my car has met me already and Im paying him like anyone else :-[ I have driven cars for Audi and worked in a garage full of guys, we had a good laugh and yes the banter goes on. Im sure no one on here takes it seriously? If the admins want me to stop please pm me :-[
I will stick to my own postings and that way you do not have to read them :) Lifes too short  ::)  and so am I :-*
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You think you're the only one to work in a place full of guys- You're not!
I'm the first up for banter, sexual or otherwise, you're just playing with your food and it's a pathetic disgrace to womanhood!!
And, yes, we know you are short you keep playing on it!!
You think your the only one with tits and tattoos- think again!!


Rant over, and lads don't bother to defend her in the vain hope of a shag, shes just playing with you!! [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif][/quote]

We know  :-/

and fully aware of it.  ::)
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 26 September 2009, 22:01:15
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How did I miss this thread?

Oh well, found it now, carry on........ ;D ;D ;D

 ;D

I'm curious how you missed that ;D
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: STMO999 on 26 September 2009, 22:01:42
I remember what a shag is...I think :(
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Del Boy on 26 September 2009, 22:02:24
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please can no one else comment, this is not what I come on here for and I am sorry if my sense of humour doesnt fit with some of you. As I said I will keep it to my posts so you do not have to read it :)
Its fine by me Ali :-*
And me  :y
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Elite Pete on 26 September 2009, 22:02:44
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I remember what a shag is...I think :(

http://www.legend.yorks.com/~sicarter/notfreesexpics3_crp/picturegallery/shag.htm
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: STMO999 on 26 September 2009, 22:04:04
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http://www.legend.yorks.com/~sicarter/notfreesexpics3_crp/picturegallery/shag.htm

Dont be silly, I'm sure it's a carpet....isn't it? :-/
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Darth Loo-knee on 26 September 2009, 22:31:11
Personally I don't see a problem at all :-?

Its rather sad if we cant have a laugh together never mind what sex we are :)

You keep posting Ali :y
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 26 September 2009, 22:42:59
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Personally I don't see a problem at all :-?

Its rather sad if we cant have a laugh together never mind what sex we are :)

You keep posting Ali :y

agreed..

and even if a relationship starts between members what happens.. I think we must be happy  :) :y
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Del Boy on 26 September 2009, 22:44:11
And now Ljay has left  :-?
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: The Red Baron on 26 September 2009, 22:47:45
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And now Ljay has left  :-?
is this not the first time ::)
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: ali on 26 September 2009, 22:48:03
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Personally I don't see a problem at all :-?

Its rather sad if we cant have a laugh together never mind what sex we are :)

You keep posting Ali :y

agreed..

and even if a relationship starts between members what happens.. I think we must be happy  :) :y

Have I missed something  :-/ :-/ were be having an oof wedding next  :o :o :o :o but I have no idea who the groom is :D :D ;D ;D
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: ali on 26 September 2009, 22:50:28
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And now Ljay has left  :-?
is this not the first time ::)

this is just daft   :-[ :-[ :-[ :-/ :-/ :-/
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
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Personally I don't see a problem at all :-?

Its rather sad if we cant have a laugh together never mind what sex we are :)

You keep posting Ali :y

agreed..

and even if a relationship starts between members what happens.. I think we must be happy  :) :y

Have I missed something  :-/ :-/ were be having an oof wedding next  :o :o :o :o but I have no idea who the groom is :D :D ;D ;D

Nope.. ;D

I said,  even if, that happens thats normal..Not something directly related to you.. ;D
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: The Red Baron on 26 September 2009, 22:55:25
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And now Ljay has left  :-?
is this not the first time ::)

this is just daft   :-[ :-[ :-[ :-/ :-/ :-/
i agree, you keep posting, i dont have a prob. others do it seems. i wouldnt worry about it myself :y
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
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And now Ljay has left  :-?
is this not the first time ::)

this is just daft   :-[ :-[ :-[ :-/ :-/ :-/
i agree, you keep posting, i dont have a prob. others do it seems. i wouldnt worry about it myself :y
Seconded  :y
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 26 September 2009, 22:58:13
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Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Vamps on 26 September 2009, 23:02:15
Sad that Ljay seems to have taken this action :( and for what? hardly flirting when you compare to the tongues hanging out behaviour towards Marie and Kate, by male members ::) ::)
And Deb's and Lizzie enjoy a bit of flirtatious behaviour as well :D :D

Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: albitz on 26 September 2009, 23:06:57
I found it bizzare tbh,no need for anyone to leave imo but a nights sleep,read it back in the morning and then a public apology would have been appropriate,but what do I know. :-/
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 27 September 2009, 05:51:32
Sorry to say, but as far as I see it there is only Ljay that has a problem with this thread, all harmless banter like most threads.

Plus as mentioned in other threads, if you dont like where it's going then dont read it
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Richie London on 27 September 2009, 12:52:01
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I remember what a shag is...I think :(

http://www.legend.yorks.com/~sicarter/notfreesexpics3_crp/picturegallery/shag.htm

Dont be silly, I'm sure it's a carpet....isn't it? :-/


this is the only shag ive had in the last 2 years  :(  ;D ;D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shag_(tobacco)
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Omegatoy on 27 September 2009, 16:02:05
Ali,s posts brighten up my day for sure!! keep em coming girl, ;D flirtacious or serious!!! :y
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Martian on 01 March 2012, 16:58:26
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I think you are just jealous Ljay,  ::)

It's only a bit of banter, Ali started it with a couple of her posts.  I have seen Lizzie and Debs enjoy some banter with the guys in the past.

Maybe we ought to enter an abbreviation to advise of flirting in a thread so you know which threads not to read.   ::) :y :y

Agreed Skruntie..................it was a pleasant thread  ;D ;D ;D..................with a bit of harmless banter.....I think that Ali has a good sense of fun....and mischief....The ladies keep us men in line ......with a little discipline when required. ::) ::) ;)
Sticks & stones may break my bones, but whips & chains excite me  ;D
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Kevin Wood on 01 March 2012, 17:00:12
Cough! Well, they might do if I could only breathe in here, but with all this dust... ;)
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Martian on 01 March 2012, 17:01:35
Cough! Well, they might do if I could only breathe in here, but with all this dust... ;)
I'm sure Mary Whitehouse will be along shortly to clean things up  ;)
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
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I remember what a shag is...I think :(

http://www.legend.yorks.com/~sicarter/notfreesexpics3_crp/picturegallery/shag.htm

Dont be silly, I'm sure it's a carpet....isn't it? :-/


this is the only shag ive had in the last 2 years  :(  ;D ;D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shag_(tobacco)


quite confused. i never put this up
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: dbug on 01 March 2012, 20:48:26
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I remember what a shag is...I think :(

http://www.legend.yorks.com/~sicarter/notfreesexpics3_crp/picturegallery/shag.htm

Dont be silly, I'm sure it's a carpet....isn't it? :-/


this is the only shag ive had in the last 2 years  :(  ;D ;D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shag_(tobacco)


quite confused. i never put this up

Thats what they all say mate  :) :) ;)
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: SIR Philbutt on 01 March 2012, 20:48:59
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I remember what a shag is...I think :(

http://www.legend.yorks.com/~sicarter/notfreesexpics3_crp/picturegallery/shag.htm

Dont be silly, I'm sure it's a carpet....isn't it? :-/


this is the only shag ive had in the last 2 years  :(  ;D ;D
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shag_(tobacco)


quite confused. i never put this up

I have also noticed on this thread that the quote names are missing ?
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: STMO123 on 01 March 2012, 20:50:06
This thread was locked. Now it's not. Shit-stirring admins at it again? ;D
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: hotel21 on 01 March 2012, 21:02:48
It's an old thread that perhaps did not port well onto the new forum hence lack of quote names.

No chit stirring from admins. One of the team commented then decided to leave it open. There has to be some thread that can be commented on and if they are continually locked then confuddlement on current matters will continue.

Just keep derogatory comment to zero please.
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: STMO123 on 01 March 2012, 21:04:00
It's an old thread that perhaps did not port well onto the new forum hence lack of quote names.

No chit stirring from admins. One of the team commented then decided to leave it open. There has to be some thread that can be commented on and if they are continually locked then confuddlement on current matters will continue.

Just keep derogatory comment to zero please.

No need to mention that to me, Broocie, as you well know. ;D
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: dbug on 01 March 2012, 21:53:57
It's an old thread that perhaps did not port well onto the new forum hence lack of quote names.

No chit stirring from admins. One of the team commented then decided to leave it open. There has to be some thread that can be commented on and if they are continually locked then confuddlement on current matters will continue.

Just keep derogatory comment to zero please.

No need to mention that to me, Broocie, as you well know. ;D

 :) :)
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: albitz on 01 March 2012, 22:06:36
It's an old thread that perhaps did not port well onto the new forum hence lack of quote names.

No chit stirring from admins. One of the team commented then decided to leave it open. There has to be some thread that can be commented on and if they are continually locked then confuddlement on current matters will continue.

Just keep derogatory comment to zero please.

No need to mention that to me, Broocie, I will take no notice,as you well know. ;D

Typical. ::)
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: maria on 02 March 2012, 16:37:51
Ali all you was ask " what do you do to get to sleep and that in my eyes there was nothing wrong with that  and for having abit of banter well nothing wrong in that too i like a good laugh so you have done nothing wrong and men have dirty minds anyway and i don'tsee anything wrong in that too   some people don't know how to have a laugh they are the boring ones!
Title: Re: what do you do to get asleep?
Post by: Johnny English on 02 March 2012, 17:15:10
I'm not enough strong to read the complete thread just mention that when I can't sleep I often have a chat with my wifey who is answering and being sometimes dream-speaker sleeping away calmly... ;D ;D ;D  And in the morning she can't remember anything about we talked during the night... :D :D :D Really effective tactics as often occurred that she said me something but I was the one who could not remember so this way none of us can be criticised.  :y