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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Ronald_McBurger on 19 February 2007, 17:06:46
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Ok. funtime guys and gals. This is a never ending story, created by ALL of us.
Rules are simple. just add 3 words. Not 4, not 2, just 3. lets see what adventure this thread takes us on over the next few months.......
I will start.
This forum is......
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a great place...
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grounds for divorce...
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...getting really big
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With friendly peeps...
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Absolutely 100% brilliant
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***** COME ON GUYS, IT HAS TO FLOW LIKE A STORY, NOT BITS THAT DO NOT FOLLOW ON *****
So....
This forum is...
a great place
where we all
buy omega bits
on sunday mornings
after having a
jolly good wash
of the dishes
because the wife
will not buy....
etc etc
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***** COME ON GUYS, IT HAS TO FLOW LIKE A STORY, NOT BITS THAT DO NOT FOLLOW ON *****
thats more than 3 words :o
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The Dogs Bollads
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***** COME ON GUYS, IT HAS TO FLOW LIKE A STORY, NOT BITS THAT DO NOT FOLLOW ON *****
thats more than 3 words :o
;D ....i thought my bit followed on :-/.....but i know what you mean Ron ::)
Shall we start again :-/
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***** COME ON GUYS, IT HAS TO FLOW LIKE A STORY, NOT BITS THAT DO NOT FOLLOW ON *****
thats more than 3 words :o
;D ....i thought my bit followed on :-/.....but i know what you mean Ron ::)
Shall we start again :-/
yeah lets start again....
although i thought i was doing it right too as Ifollowed Theo`s...
"grounds for divorce" with...."getting really big"
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where are we?
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***** COME ON GUYS, IT HAS TO FLOW LIKE A STORY, NOT BITS THAT DO NOT FOLLOW ON *****
thats more than 3 words :o
;D ....i thought my bit followed on :-/.....but i know what you mean Ron ::)
Shall we start again :-/
yeah lets start again....
although i thought i was doing it right too as Ifollowed Theo`s...
"grounds for divorce" with...."getting really big"
didnt you have 'is this forum' to start with? :-/
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***** COME ON GUYS, IT HAS TO FLOW LIKE A STORY, NOT BITS THAT DO NOT FOLLOW ON *****
So....
This forum is...
a great place
where we all
buy omega bits
on sunday mornings
after having a
jolly good wash
of the dishes
because the wife
will not buy....
etc etc
etc etc is not 3 little words.
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Lets go back to LB's ;)
A great place....
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Lets go back to LB's ;)
A great place....
Good idea Timbuk :y
So its
This forum is
a great place
with friendly peeps (my bit)
next.......
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and sad folk
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who really should
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get out more
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On a Sunday
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fixing their Omegas
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before pub time
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if they're lucky
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else no pub
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and no lunch
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just scraped knuckles
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and sore knees
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empty wallet and..
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look, heres Tunnie
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to help us
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change a wheel
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with stiff nuts
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wheel nuts, but
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Tunnie? Stiff nuts?
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not tunnie, wheel
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now its working
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Go go gadget
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well it was
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because tunnie was..
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a student bum
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here to help
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in his senny
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when it was..
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which is rusty
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three mechanical albanians
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bright and sunny
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Im in Spain
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on a plane
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where it rained
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with a great
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cats and dogs
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Like the rain
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clap of thunder
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and exhausts off
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everything was loud
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a sherman tank
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nearly hit us
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nothing new there
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us in omegas
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felt very luxurious
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as our posts
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often pointless posts
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but very fun
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seventeen inches long
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measured against antidisestablishmentarianism
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say that again
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because I'm deaf
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speak up man
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I said.... ....nevermind.
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speak up man
YES I AGREE :y
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seventeen inches long
Same size screen
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often pointless posts
Back to newbie?
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AS my PC
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....and my alloys
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but not mine
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Blew up congestion
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with a plenum
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full of gunk
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take some pictures
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THAT BLEW TOO
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Crack of doom
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again too soon
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Then they bloomed
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on the moon
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in the afternoon
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with a spoon
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Knife and fork
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again I asked
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where are we?
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The blue lagoon
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On the moon :y
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In space, No-one
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can hear you
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watching dodgy porn.
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But, Ronnie McB
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or loudly fart
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he is back
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as He's Known
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Ahhhhhhhh slow posting >:(
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messes the thread >:(
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alternative to Bisto
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HP brown sauce
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in the crack
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of the big
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Lock the thread
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HP bottle holder
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(That's Noddys brother)
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Not Big Ears
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stole his nuts
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from the cornetto
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just a one
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...give it to me
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on a gondola ;)
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It's the end
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of the world
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Am I dead
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or simply sleeping
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the night away
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with trolley jacks
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Off its trolly
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fell a gearbox
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Landing on a
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Soapy tit wank ::)
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lost for words
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theres a first :D
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came close second
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my lifes story!
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Up To Now
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Those albanians again
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For the bargain
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price of only......
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nine ninety nine
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limited time only
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very special offer
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With a free
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big hairy one
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for anyone who
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really likes to
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confuse everyone else
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confuse everyone else
with this thread
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which is not
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making any sense
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Mister Mc Burger
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But soon enough
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Admin will close
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but not before
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more waffling is
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spewed forth from
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the pseudo intellectual
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and technically incompetent
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Plus Willie Eckerslike
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and his mate
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......have more beer
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wibbly wobbly jelly
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on a plate
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Served with ice-cream
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and a kipper
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mind the bones
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especially the spine
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and the eyes
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they see everything
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but the girl
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with looooooong legs
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and tight lips
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and absolutely enormous
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elephant like ears ;D
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in which she
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keeps small boys
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to help her
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manage the stairs
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and iron her ...
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pointless little thread
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like G string
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on a guitar
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which of course
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warps the neck
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of a giraffe
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but the giraffe
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wasn't a happy
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shopper customer. Tescos.....
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on the other
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hand, is far...
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Too big for...
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being amenable to...
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all kinds of..
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perverted bargain hunting
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which leads too
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fisticuffs at the
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customer service desk
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in which the
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police then arrive
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in an MV6
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but in reverse
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and drives through
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you can't see
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olle' olle' olle'
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said the old
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bell ringing bulgarian
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with a red
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Ford Escort Cabriolet
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which had been
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modified beyond recognition
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in and out
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with a very
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amazing orange danglies
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in the windscreen
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under the sunstrip
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shinning with the
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at the rear
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square shaped alloys
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fitted with formica
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chain driven weetabix
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on a trolley
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putrescent purple bellend
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that looks bootiful
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said Bernard Matthews
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In a chair
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plucking some Turkey's
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in time for
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tea with the....
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Queen but then
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she forgot to
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invite him so
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all hell erupted
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and that was
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not good news
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night's Jeremey Paxman
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but an imposter
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called Mr Benn
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who had a
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hairy left nostril
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with little things
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hanging in festoons
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from his pantaloons
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in which he
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collected fairy wings
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to use in
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Tara Palmer Tompkinson
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or Tony Blair
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who is the
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Presidents Little Puppet
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Dancing his tune
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to the sound
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of a v6
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at full throttle
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is much louder
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than the average
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Bear. Speaking of
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who said beer?
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mmmmm Beer, DRINK!
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glug, glug, glug
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went the plughole
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before the little
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cam belt party
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where they'll be
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devouring many things
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like bacon butties
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and copious amounts
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of Belgium's Finest....
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a massive raspberry
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will be heard
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next day after
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.....noon, but before
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Tunnie gets up
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you let rip...
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very pungent scotsman
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have a dram.....
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what? another one
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yes, another one
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Finish the bottle..
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top spinning competition
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then start another
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round of scuba
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diving in whisky...
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in the jar
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of pickled onions
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which is next
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what is next
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This is next
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are you sure
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no, not really
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Thats it then
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on second thoughts
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or even third
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turn on the
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waltzers left ronmcburger
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cruise control switch
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comes in handy
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When dozing off
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to the sound
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of a V6
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manifold gasket blowing
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in the wind
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tunnel from topgear
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while testing for
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breather pipe functionality
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in order to
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give Jeremy Clarkson
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more rubbish jokes
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an oil enema
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either of which
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wha tha faaaaaaa?
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He screamed while
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reading this thread
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for it was
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getting very long
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and quite thick
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sounds just like
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old 20w 50
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from jeremy's enema
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which went up
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his big round
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Don't be crude
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alright you can
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But...this Forum
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has a wonderful
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way of generating
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;D ;D ;D
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I am abstaining
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from making anymore
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nice thougtful replies
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so from now
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on, nothing will
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ever feel the
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girth of Tunnie's
[size=9](sorry Tunni, yours was the first OOF name that popped into my tiny mind ;D )[/size]
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emergency winding handle
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as the batteries
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were the wrong
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position and power
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.... height and length
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size and shape
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colour and texture
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Form and function
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Ampage and Voltage
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Current and potential
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and electromotive force
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... be with you
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Like Gaffer Tape
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wrapped round the....
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old oak tree
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in Timbuks garden...
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shed, next to
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the local pub...
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....licans pet rotweiler
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that he called
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Timbuk's best friend...
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once lived in
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a land far
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far far far
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farkin hell ... I ........
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need some porridge....
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said baby bear
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arsed spice girl
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dressed in rags...
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Ran up Timbuk's......
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right trouser leg
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only to find :o
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A Squirrel had
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stored away his
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nuts in his
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Catera cup holder
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which are like
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nothing I've seen
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in this country
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or that one
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which ones that
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that one there
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there, over there!
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Oh that one
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yeah, Next to
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its neighbour who
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like cup holders
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such as fitted
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trains. CHAPTER TWO.....
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Started like this
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it was a
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dark and stormy
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monday lunch time
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on the M6
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just after junction
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11 heading towards
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the Marmite Motorway :D
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certain doom, when
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Larry the Lamb
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ran out and
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exposed his massive
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vunerablity which was
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crying out for
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much needed attention
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but nobody could
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find the mint
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chocolates which would
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be nice after
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a hot roll
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in the hay
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with someone called
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Mrs Hailey Cropper
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who was a
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little bit strange
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(putting it mildly)
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but it worked...
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regardless of the
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big Mars bar....
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s(he) had inserted
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Deep fat fryer....
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Tuck and his
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beads in batter
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made me fatter
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with the batter
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than the mad
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Ken Livingston crowd
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increased the tax...
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who everyone knows
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is as madasahatter....
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dipped in batter
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was a large
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toad int' hole
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in the ground
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poked out his
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right next to...
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pink Mr Greedy
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who incidently had
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big green ears
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full of big
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dangling worm like
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snakey type earrings...
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which, magically could
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turn into ameega....
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with a sombraro
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with free tequila
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and a bar
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of most lovely
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people all celebrating
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at a bar-be-que
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where a virgin
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Boeing took off
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her g string
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on her guitar
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to play air
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Banjo on..... Deliverance
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is one of
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my favourite albums
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that I binned....
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when I saw
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an empty bin...
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Laden sovenier postcard
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exploded in flames....
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like a bonfire
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night in town...
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with stella and
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and Mr TheBoy...
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lying on the
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six cambelt covers
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covered in oil
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and BBQ sauce
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beer stains and
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300 leftover rolls
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of kitchen paper
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soaked in whisky
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flavoured tea bags
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which he grabbed
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and threw them
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with gay abandon
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frolicking in their
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cambelt party mood
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where they landed
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upside down feeling...
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a little soggy
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but happy in
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their ignorant bliss
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realised their pissed...
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like pigs in
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SPAAAAAAAACCCCEEEE
Meanwhile, back....
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at Jaimes' Ranch......
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the pigs were
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wondering what the......
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devil Apples were
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doing in the
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Omega plenum chamber
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after being cleaned
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only to find....
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my rubber mallet....
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called Timmy, stuck
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in my boot
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squashing my toes
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making them green,
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with envy because
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the wizard was
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casting a spell
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from an old
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friends reunited e-mail
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that he didn't
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read very well......
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because he had
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No I deer
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A female deer?
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.....fat one with.....
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a big hairy
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Shower plug hole
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always blocked with
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pubic hair lice.....
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and disgusting festering
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hot bovril drink...
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all lumpy and
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that was that.
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CHAPTER 3 begins.....
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Finis . The End,.
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A statement commonly
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to be found
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at the end
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of a rainbow
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along with a
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big pot of
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strawberry wine gums..
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which tasted like
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oil, thats semi-synth........
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was thrown up...
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on the beach..
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just as Ronnie
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was caught cheating
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on the project...
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which was a
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420bhp Skoda elite...
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with Czech upholstery
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and Polka dots
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like Mr Blobby :D
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but made money! ;)
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for a change
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with crinkley bottom
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and creased fingertips
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which required nivea..
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and semi synth
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to be applied
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in oil threads
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for MJ's benefit
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whats the benefit
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another oil thread >:(
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god help us
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through another needle
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said the camel
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to the person
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with an umbrella
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with blue stripes
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on both legs
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with pink stripes
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on his vest
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which is string
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ding a ling
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ting ting ting
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went his balls
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he has balls
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the size of
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tiny little things
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said the canteloupe
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to the ostrich
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running faster than
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an Omega in
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Mark DTM's Hands
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with a Haynes
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book of lies
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under his bed
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which he reads
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and comments on
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with words of
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wisdom and profanity
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although not without
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a guilty smile...
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over his face
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full of chocolate
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so he thought..
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I'll write my...
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own version of
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war and peace
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but I can't
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spell for toffee...
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where is everybody?
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on the moon
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with tony blair
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at the helm