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Title: Who is jack schitt?
Post by: rob in gib on 22 October 2009, 19:35:02
WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'!  Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.   Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of  Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.   They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.  The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.  After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the News paper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg,  Byrd, and Horse.Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the  world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
Title: Re: Who is jack schitt?
Post by: The Red Baron on 22 October 2009, 19:42:34
very very good ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: ENFIELD_MV6 on 22 October 2009, 19:44:23
lol that is just pure quality, very good indeed made me laugh
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Post by: PhilRich on 22 October 2009, 19:45:44
Absolutely the Tops Rob! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: waspy on 22 October 2009, 19:57:33
Seen it before, but always makes me laugh ;D ;D ;D ;D :y Good one
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Post by: Tony H on 22 October 2009, 19:58:46
Very good  ;D
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Post by: Stevie-blunder on 22 October 2009, 20:25:40
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: TheBoy on 22 October 2009, 21:26:57
Was funny when I first saw it on the email rounds 15 yrs ago ;)
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Post by: albitz on 22 October 2009, 21:28:45
Made me feel a bit senimental,iirc it was one of the first things I posted when I joined the forum.Seems like a long time ago now. ::)
Title: Re: Who is jack schitt?
Post by: Ghost on 22 October 2009, 23:00:43
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Made me feel a bit senimental,iirc it was one of the first things I posted when I joined the forum.Seems like a long time ago now. ::)

Hee Hee aud git Lol [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]


Good one mate [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
Title: Re: Who is jack schitt?
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 23 October 2009, 08:13:18
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Made me feel a bit senimental,iirc it was one of the first things I posted when I joined the forum.Seems like a long time ago now. ::)




[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DmAJWJw-vw[/media]
Title: Re: Who is jack schitt?
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 23 October 2009, 08:14:14
 ;D ;D ;D Very good Rob  :y :y