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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Richie London on 21 October 2009, 20:49:38

Title: joke
Post by: Richie London on 21 October 2009, 20:49:38

A cowboy is sat having a drink in a saloon bar, out in the wild west.
The doors suddenly open and in walks a tramp who makes his way up to the bar.
"Whiskey please." Says the tramp.
"opps off out of here, I know you ain't got any money." Replies the barman.
Looking rather disappointed, he turns and heads for the door. The half pissed cowboy smiles and shouts over to him.
"Hey mate, I'll do you a deal. You take a sip out of that and I will buy you a drink." He said as he pointed to the spittoon bucket beside the door.
The tramp shrugs his shoulders and agrees. So he strides over. Everyone in the bar watches as he picks it up and takes a gulp...then another, and another. He continues to tip the bucket up downing more and more.
By this point people are starting to run out of the bar throwing up.
"Stop!" shouts the barman. "Your making us all feel sick."
Why are you still drinking it? I only said one sip! adds the cowboy.
He continues to gulp it down until it's empty, then wipes his mouth and places it back down.
Why did you drink it all.. I said just one sip! cried the cowboy.
The tramp turns to him and says.

I couldn't stop, it was all in one lump.

  ;)

Title: Re: joke
Post by: Plomien on 21 October 2009, 20:51:29

eeewwww

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Post by: rob in gib on 21 October 2009, 20:51:35

Richie :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(             :y

Title: Re: joke
Post by: Richie London on 21 October 2009, 20:53:19

better make this one a sticky  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: joke
Post by: Vamps on 21 October 2009, 23:20:40

Nearly choked on my Whisky.........sic, but funny.... ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: joke
Post by: Andy B on 21 October 2009, 23:29:42

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Title: Re: joke
Post by: Vamps on 21 October 2009, 23:37:06

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You have far too much time on your hands......... :D

Title: Re: joke
Post by: Andy B on 22 October 2009, 05:54:46

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You have far too much time on your hands......... :D

Copy & paste?  :-/  ;)

Title: Re: joke
Post by: PhilRich on 22 October 2009, 18:32:54

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eeewwww

Couldn't have put it better myself! ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: joke
Post by: cem_devecioglu on 22 October 2009, 19:06:05

 :-?

 I was eating while I read this.. :P :P :P ;D

Title: Re: joke
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 22 October 2009, 20:28:29

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eeewwww

Couldn't have put it better myself! ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Same here  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: joke
Post by: Auto Addict on 23 October 2009, 08:13:23

Where did you get that from?

They were telling that joke when I was at school.

Title: Re: joke
Post by: waspy on 23 October 2009, 10:07:02

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Where did you get that from?

They were telling that joke when I was at school.

He has his lad living with him ;)

Title: Re: joke
Post by: Richie London on 23 October 2009, 12:32:38

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Where did you get that from?

They were telling that joke when I was at school.

He has his lad living with him ;)

hes going to stay with his mum for the weekend.  :)
i can relax this weekend as ive got sciatica again. total agony at the moment.  :'( :'(