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Title: Husband & Wife in Bed
Post by: waspy on 22 October 2009, 19:40:14
Husband & wife in bed. The husband f@rts & says "one-nil".
The wife f@rts & says "one all".
The husband f@rts again & says "two-one".
The wife f@rts again & says "two all".
The husband f@rts & also follows through, the wife says "what the heck was that"? Husband replies "half time, swap sides".






It's a bugger when you cant type f a r t, because it appears as Flatulance :(
Title: Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
Post by: rob in gib on 22 October 2009, 19:43:29
nice one Pete
like it  :y :y :y :y :y :y

do you have to sleep on the wet side too :D :D :D
Title: Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
Post by: PhilRich on 22 October 2009, 19:47:45
Bloody Ace Pete ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
Post by: KillerWatt on 22 October 2009, 20:23:06
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It's a bugger when you cant type f a r t, because it appears as Flatulance :(
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Title: Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 22 October 2009, 20:24:52
Excellent Pete  :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
Post by: Turk on 22 October 2009, 20:31:58
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It's a bugger when you cant type f a r t, because it appears as Flatulance :(
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He's got to find a way ! ::)   ;D
Title: Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
Post by: KillerWatt on 22 October 2009, 20:34:54
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It's a bugger when you cant type f a r t, because it appears as Flatulance :(
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He's got to find a way ! ::)   ;D
Didn't have to find anything T, it's pre-school mate  ;)
Title: Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
Post by: TheBoy on 22 October 2009, 21:19:03
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It's a bugger when you cant type f a r t, because it appears as Flatulance :(
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He's got to find a way ! ::)   ;D
Didn't have to find anything T, it's pre-school mate  ;)
indeed it is easy to bypass.  but its rather childish to keep doing it - it ain't big and it ain't clever
Title: Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
Post by: albitz on 22 October 2009, 21:22:55
Agreed,but, it is a fairly innoccuos word imo,not worth filtering. ;)
Title: Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
Post by: TheBoy on 22 October 2009, 21:25:42
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Agreed,but, it is a fairly inoccuos word imo,not worth filtering. ;)
I do concur - we are redoing all the word filter, so its mostly on the software default.
Title: Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
Post by: albitz on 22 October 2009, 21:30:40
Are you going to change loo- knee back to bog roll while your there ? :y ;D ;D
Title: Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
Post by: KillerWatt on 22 October 2009, 21:31:48
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He's got to find a way ! ::)   ;D
Didn't have to find anything T, it's pre-school mate  ;)
indeed it is easy to bypass.  but its rather childish to keep doing it - it ain't big and it ain't clever
I didn't have to bypass anything J, it's right there in front of you if you look.

As Albs said though, kind of pointless filtering words that are in everyday use really.
Title: Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
Post by: TheBoy on 22 October 2009, 21:34:22
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It's a bugger when you cant type f a r t, because it appears as Flatulance :(
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He's got to find a way ! ::)   ;D
Didn't have to find anything T, it's pre-school mate  ;)
indeed it is easy to bypass.  but its rather childish to keep doing it - it ain't big and it ain't clever
I didn't have to bypass anything J, it's right there in front of you if you look.

As Albs said though, kind of pointless filtering words that are in everyday use really.
I know exactly how you did it. The fact remains, was their any need to?


I know that particular word is hardly the word or satan, but the principal remains.
Title: Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
Post by: waspy on 22 October 2009, 21:52:26
This thread was suppose to bring a chuckle to peoples lives. I see it's also gone the wrong way >:(
Title: Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
Post by: dbug on 22 October 2009, 22:10:05
Never mind Pete I liked your joke  ;)
Title: Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
Post by: KillerWatt on 22 October 2009, 22:19:18
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The fact remains, was their any need to?
Was there any need to add that particular word in the first place?

As for intentionally doing it, I use what some consider to be expletives every day of the week.....why should I change just because I'm writing it as opposed to saying it to someone's face?
Title: Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
Post by: Ghost on 22 October 2009, 22:51:26
Nice one pete :y [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
Title: Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
Post by: Del Boy on 22 October 2009, 22:53:00
Class  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 23 October 2009, 13:43:14
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The fact remains, was their any need to?
Was there any need to add that particular word in the first place?

As for intentionally doing it, I use what some consider to be expletives every day of the week.....why should I change just because I'm writing it as opposed to saying it to someone's face?

Assumptions again.

As already stated, the word was not added, its the software default.
Title: Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
Post by: Entwood on 23 October 2009, 14:05:33
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The fact remains, was their any need to?
Was there any need to add that particular word in the first place?

As for intentionally doing it, I use what some consider to be expletives every day of the week.....why should I change just because I'm writing it as opposed to saying it to someone's face?


That used to be called "good manners" .. or "consideration of others"

 :(
Title: Re: Husband & Wife in Bed
Post by: KillerWatt on 23 October 2009, 18:54:35
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The fact remains, was their any need to?
Was there any need to add that particular word in the first place?

As for intentionally doing it, I use what some consider to be expletives every day of the week.....why should I change just because I'm writing it as opposed to saying it to someone's face?


That used to be called "good manners" .. or "consideration of others"

 :(
Consideration works both ways