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Title: Joke
Post by: jonnycool on 23 October 2009, 22:19:07

A lady posts an ad in the paper:-
'Looking for a man that won't beat me or run away. Must be great in bed'
Next day the doorbell rings:
'Hi, I'm Bob - I've got no arms so I'll never hit you and I've got no legs, so I'll never run away'
the lady says 'What makes you think you're great in bed?'
Bob replies,













 'How d'ya think I rang the doorbell?'

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 23 October 2009, 22:31:11

 ;D ;D yep, that'll do  ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: PhilRich on 23 October 2009, 22:33:19

Bl**dy priceless ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: waspy on 24 October 2009, 08:35:11

 ;D ;D ;D ;D Good one :y

With his nose ::)

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 24 October 2009, 08:50:16

Quote

;D ;D ;D ;D Good one :y

With his nose ::)

 ;D ;D very good Pete  8-) :y :y

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: ScottieMV6 on 24 October 2009, 11:29:23

Very good.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Joke
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 24 October 2009, 11:34:40

An oldie that allways gets a laugh.   ;D ;D ;D :y