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Title: joke. Not pc
Post by: feeutfo on 27 October 2009, 19:34:47


6 REASONS WHY MEN PREFER GUNS TO WOMEN.......

1. You can trade an old 45 for a 22;

2. You can admire a friends gun & he'll let you try it;

3. Your gun stays with you even if you run out of ammo;

4. Guns function normally everyday;

5. A Gun doesnt mind if you go to sleep after you use it;

And the best one........

6. YOU CAN BUY A rather SILENCER FOR A GUN!
Title: Re: joke. Not pc
Post by: tunnie on 27 October 2009, 19:35:39
7. Guns are cheaper
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Post by: cem_devecioglu on 27 October 2009, 20:03:58
they dont disturb you when oofing ;D
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Post by: Ghost on 27 October 2009, 20:33:16
I like it [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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Post by: Ziad on 27 October 2009, 21:31:30
Very very nice Chris  [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

EDIT:
smiley smiley = evil smiley! where the heck is it??
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Post by: Stevie-blunder on 27 October 2009, 21:51:36
All very true  :y :y :y :y
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Post by: PhilRich on 27 October 2009, 21:58:41
And a gun likes to be well oiled just as much as it's owner ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: feeutfo on 27 October 2009, 23:55:25
yeah, crap joke, has several points missing as you've pointed out ;D


I actually do love guns, and they aint bloody cheap last i looked. Shotgun shells as i recall are very expensive, dont remember the price, just the shock when i asked. Found out i was quite good at clay pigeon shooting and looked into it.....briefly ::)


Must say though, in case she reads this, Mrs G is not expensive to run as she is in financial services... :y
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Post by: mantahatch on 28 October 2009, 08:23:11
Hmmm just a thought, we where having a discussion the other day in the pub, as you do. And I stated that no gun has ever killed anyone ever, and challenged my fellow drinkers to prove me wrong, they could not.

Can you ?
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Post by: KillerWatt on 28 October 2009, 13:09:13
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Shotgun shells as i recall are very expensive, dont remember the price, just the shock when i asked.
£5 for a box of 25, obviously gets cheaper if you buy more.
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Post by: KillerWatt on 28 October 2009, 13:11:10
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Hmmm just a thought, we where having a discussion the other day in the pub, as you do. And I stated that no gun has ever killed anyone ever, and challenged my fellow drinkers to prove me wrong, they could not.

Can you ?
Just like the car, it's not the gun that kills.
The behaviour/safety of any inanimate object is decided strictly by whoever is in charge of it at the time.
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Post by: feeutfo on 28 October 2009, 16:13:20
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Shotgun shells as i recall are very expensive, dont remember the price, just the shock when i asked.
£5 for a box of 25, obviously gets cheaper if you buy more.
Not too bad then, must have been in my younger days when i was earning bog all money.
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Post by: Stevie-blunder on 28 October 2009, 18:30:02
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Shotgun shells as i recall are very expensive, dont remember the price, just the shock when i asked.
£5 for a box of 25, obviously gets cheaper if you buy more.

I pay £35 for 250 for Shotgun cartridges and £28 for 1000 .22 bullets  :y
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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 28 October 2009, 18:38:11
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Shotgun shells as i recall are very expensive, dont remember the price, just the shock when i asked.
£5 for a box of 25, obviously gets cheaper if you buy more.

I pay £35 for 250 for Shotgun cartridges and £28 for 1000 .22 bullets  :y


I havent used .22 since I was 15.  Had the chance of an evenening shoot with the south yorkshire champ at the time.

Would love to find out some more info.