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Title: Another joke
Post by: rob in gib on 28 October 2009, 22:25:09

made me laugh :y :y :y :y :y :y :y :y :y




I've got 2 dogs.  I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Asda and was standing in line at the check-out.

An old woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again,  although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food.  I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid old hag ..why else would I buy dog food???

Title: Re: Another joke
Post by: Gaffers on 28 October 2009, 22:32:04

Brill :y

Title: Re: Another joke
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 28 October 2009, 22:44:33

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Another joke
Post by: hotel21 on 28 October 2009, 23:16:06

An oldie but a goodie.....   ;)   ;D

Title: Re: Another joke
Post by: Ghost on 29 October 2009, 00:54:11

Good one [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

Title: Re: Another joke
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 29 October 2009, 03:40:56

nice  ;D

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Post by: Stevie-blunder on 29 October 2009, 18:48:19

Superb  :y ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Another joke
Post by: Ziad on 29 October 2009, 21:01:29

 ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Another joke
Post by: waspy on 29 October 2009, 21:08:34

 ;D ;D ;D ;D You must be barking mad :D

Title: Re: Another joke
Post by: PhilRich on 29 October 2009, 21:13:09

Laughter is the best medicine, & this just gave me an overdose! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D