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Title: Dentists, dont you just love them?
Post by: Big Fra on 30 October 2009, 13:26:00
Just back in from attending the dentists.

3 teeth removed, two wisdom and one broken tooth.

What a horrible experience.

I'm definately not looking forward to the anesthetic wearing off.

They tear your teeth out, then ask for money for the pleasure.
At least it wasn't as expensive as first quoted.
Title: Re: Dentists, dont you just love them?
Post by: Selseybill on 30 October 2009, 13:31:45
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They tear your teeth out, then ask for money for the pleasure.


Just like the labour party  :( :-/ >:(
Title: Re: Dentists, dont you just love them?
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 30 October 2009, 13:43:26
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Just back in from attending the dentists.

3 teeth removed, two wisdom and one broken tooth.

What a horrible experience.

I'm definately not looking forward to the anesthetic wearing off.

They tear your teeth out, then ask for money for the pleasure.At least it wasn't as expensive as first quoted.


Sounds  like a Liverpudlian drinking pit .....I once stumbled upon::) ::) :) ;)
Title: Re: Dentists, dont you just love them?
Post by: Big Fra on 30 October 2009, 13:45:51
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Just back in from attending the dentists.

3 teeth removed, two wisdom and one broken tooth.

What a horrible experience.

I'm definately not looking forward to the anesthetic wearing off.

They tear your teeth out, then ask for money for the pleasure.At least it wasn't as expensive as first quoted.


Sounds  like a Liverpudlian drinking pit .....I once stumbled upon::) ::) :) ;)
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pmsl ;D ;D :D
Title: Re: Dentists, dont you just love them?
Post by: maria on 30 October 2009, 13:48:29
No i hate them ::)
Title: Re: Dentists, dont you just love them?
Post by: Elite Pete on 30 October 2009, 14:06:41
My dentist is a absolute stunner, its suprising ow brave you can be when a lovely young lady is present ::)
Title: Re: Dentists, dont you just love them?
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 30 October 2009, 14:18:09
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My dentist is a absolute stunner, its suprising ow brave you can be when a lovely young lady is present ::)

Thats why most of them have stunning assistants. ::)
Title: Re: Dentists, dont you just love them?
Post by: Kevin Wood on 30 October 2009, 14:45:44
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My dentist is a absolute stunner, its suprising ow brave you can be when a lovely young lady is present ::)

Same here. :y That's definitely the key. Check-up in 6 months? No problem.  :P

Kevin
Title: Re: Dentists, dont you just love them?
Post by: waspy on 30 October 2009, 14:48:53
I cope with all they do, fillings, extractions etc, but the one thing i hate is that i always wana swallow when i've got my gob open & the more you try not to, the more you want to. There washing away with one thing & sucking it up with another, but it always gets into the back of your mouth :( :(
Title: Re: Dentists, dont you just love them?
Post by: maria on 30 October 2009, 14:49:34
Whats is it with you guys and stunning women ::)
Title: Re: Dentists, dont you just love them?
Post by: STMO999 on 30 October 2009, 15:41:17
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I cope with all they do, fillings, extractions etc, but the one thing i hate is that i always wana swallow when i've got my gob open & the more you try not to, the more you want to. There washing away with one thing & sucking it up with another, but it always gets into the back of your mouth :( :(


Have a word with my missus Pete. :y ;D
Title: Re: Dentists, dont you just love them?
Post by: zirk on 30 October 2009, 17:39:03
Being a bit of a Homophobic, I actually think I’ve got a Gay thing going on with my Dentist.

I hold his b*ll*cks, while He drills my Teeth.
Title: Re: Dentists, dont you just love them?
Post by: STMO999 on 30 October 2009, 18:13:27
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Being a bit of a Homophobic, I actually think I’ve got a Gay thing going on with my Dentist.

I hold his b*ll*cks, while He drills my Teeth.

"Now we're not going to hurt each other, are we?" ;D
Title: Re: Dentists, dont you just love them?
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 30 October 2009, 18:20:52
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Being a bit of a Homophobic, I actually think I’ve got a Gay thing going on with my Dentist.

I hold his b*ll*cks, while He drills my Teeth.

"Now we're not going to hurt each other, are we?" ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dentists, dont you just love them?
Post by: iggy21uk on 30 October 2009, 18:55:57
Lady: I'd rather have a baby than a tooth taken out.
Dentist: Make up your mind I want to know how to tilt the chair !  :o ;D

[old ones are the best]
Title: Re: Dentists, dont you just love them?
Post by: Banjax on 30 October 2009, 18:57:59
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Just back in from attending the dentists.

3 teeth removed, two wisdom and one broken tooth.

What a horrible experience.

I'm definately not looking forward to the anesthetic wearing off.

They tear your teeth out, then ask for money for the pleasure. At least it wasn't as expensive as first quoted.


Sounds  like a Liverpudlian drinking pit .....I once stumbled upon::) ::) :) ;)

line of the week  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dentists, dont you just love them?
Post by: albitz on 30 October 2009, 21:06:13
Best line I,ve heard this week was someone being described as having "a face like a cobblers thumb", really tickled me that. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dentists, dont you just love them?
Post by: STMO999 on 30 October 2009, 21:11:12
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Best line I,ve heard this week was someone being described as having "a face like a cobblers thumb", really tickled me that. ;D ;D


Tickled by a cobblers thumb? The mind boggles.
Title: Re: Dentists, dont you just love them?
Post by: albitz on 30 October 2009, 21:20:51
Dont knock it until youve tried it.At your age I would think you would be grateful to get tickled by anything. :P :)
Title: Re: Dentists, dont you just love them?
Post by: STMO999 on 30 October 2009, 21:23:29
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Dont knock it until youve tried it.At your age I would think you would be grateful to get tickled by anything. :P :)


Yes. I'm grateful for a crowded lift these days. :(
Title: Re: Dentists, dont you just love them?
Post by: albitz on 30 October 2009, 21:53:11
Wont be crowded for long once your in there.










miserable git. :P ;D ;D