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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: RobG on 05 November 2009, 19:05:16
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The maker doesn`t want it.
The buyer doesn`t need it.
The user won`t see it.
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Coffin
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Coffin
:P :P :P
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Coffin
:P :P :P
;D ;D
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try this one
create the number 24 using only these numbers once each.
1 3 4 6 only using + - x /
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14-6*3=24
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14-6*3=24
An hour and a half :y ;D
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the wind was west
and west steered we.
with sails full set
how could this be??
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the wind was west
and west steered we.
with sails full set
how could this be??
Your compass is broken ;D ;D
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the wind was west
and west steered we.
with sails full set
how could this be??
Your compass is broken ;D ;D
nope... ;D
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you had an outboard engine
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you had an outboard engine
sails full set? nope.... ;)
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the wind was west
and west steered we.
with sails full set
how could this be??
You're going backwards? ::)
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Something to do with tides H?
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the wind was west
and west steered we.
with sails full set
how could this be??
You're going backwards? ::)
sails full set?
wind was west?
west steered we?
nope....
keep thinking though! :y ;D
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Something to do with tides H?
nope....
keep thinking, you will kick yourselves.... :)
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I've heard this so wont spoil it ::)
Wish I could remember the answer. ;D
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I've heard this so wont spoil it ::)
Wish I could remember the answer. ;D
Its the only frekkin riddle I know!! ;D ;D ;D
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The wind woyld be behind you so you would be able to go forward. Or have i had too much to drink
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the wind was west
and west steered we.
with sails full set
how could this be??
You're going backwards? ::)
sails full set?
wind was west?
west steered we?
nope....
keep thinking though! :y ;D
West, or a Mr West was at the wheel ::)
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The wind woyld be behind you so you would be able to go forward. Or have i had too much to drink
Thus sails full set.
Only problem - the wind was west, thus coming from the west.... ;)
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the wind was west
and west steered we.
with sails full set
how could this be??
You're going backwards? ::)
sails full set?
wind was west?
west steered we?
nope....
keep thinking though! :y ;D
West, or a Mr West was at the wheel ::)
The Winner!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Gotcha, so he would be trying to sail into the wind.
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the wind was west
and west steered we.
with sails full set
how could this be??
You're going backwards? ::)
sails full set?
wind was west?
west steered we?
nope....
keep thinking though! :y ;D
West, or a Mr West was at the wheel ::)
Correct, chap/chapesse was called West!
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Next??? 8-)
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the wind was west
and west steered we.
with sails full set
how could this be??
You're going backwards? ::)
sails full set?
wind was west?
west steered we?
nope....
keep thinking though! :y ;D
West, or a Mr West was at the wheel ::)
Correct, chap/chapesse was called West!
I think I deserve a beer, my brain hurts ::)
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the wind was west
and west steered we.
with sails full set
how could this be??
You're going backwards? ::)
sails full set?
wind was west?
west steered we?
nope....
keep thinking though! :y ;D
West, or a Mr West was at the wheel ::)
Correct, chap/chapesse was called West!
I think I deserve a beer, my brain hurts ::)
I've supped a couple of beers or more on the strength of that one, especially in the presence of pseudo naval types - and I was an engineer, not one of the bus driver types upstairs!!! ;D ;D
Childish? yup..... ;)
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Forward I am heavy, but backward I am
not. What am I?
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Forward I am heavy, but backward I am
not. What am I?
TON
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Forward I am heavy, but backward I am
not. What am I?
Fat?? ;D
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nope
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Forward I am heavy, but backward I am
not. What am I?
Winner
TON
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One more
How many bricks does it take to complete
a building made of brick?
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One more
How many bricks does it take to complete
a building made of brick?
One
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Well done.
I don't know any more
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What is it that you can keep after giving it to someone else?
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What is it that you can keep after giving it to someone else?
It wont be a secret then.....
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What is it that you can keep after giving it to someone else?
Promise? secret? Cold?
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Nope H21. Nope Jimbob
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your word.....
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your word.....
Well done H21 :y
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What always runs but never walks, often burbles, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?
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What always runs but never walks, often burbles, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?
River
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What always runs but never walks, often burbles, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?
River
:y
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What belongs to you, but everyone else uses it?
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the wind was west
and west steered we.
with sails full set
how could this be??
You're going backwards? ::)
sails full set?
wind was west?
west steered we?
nope....
keep thinking though! :y ;D
West, or a Mr West was at the wheel ::)
The Winner!!! ;D ;D ;D
Nice one Bruce!
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the wind was west
and west steered we.
with sails full set
how could this be??
You're going backwards? ::)
sails full set?
wind was west?
west steered we?
nope....
keep thinking though! :y ;D
Elite sat nav!!!
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What belongs to you, but everyone else uses it?
phone number? :)
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What belongs to you, but everyone else uses it?
phone number? :)
Arh good answer, but alas no ;)
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Don't say i've stumped you all ::) :o
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What belongs to you, but everyone else uses it?
phone number? :)
The wife? ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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What belongs to you, but everyone else uses it?
phone number? :)
The wife? ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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What belongs to you, but everyone else uses it?
Your name :P
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You can buy it but you will never own it.
You can save it but not keep it.
When it`s gone you will never ever get it back
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You can buy it but you will never own it.
You can save it but not keep it.
When it`s gone you will never ever get it back
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Time? ;)
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memories?
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You can buy it but you will never own it.
You can save it but not keep it.
When it`s gone you will never ever get it back
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Time? ;)
:y
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What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters
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What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters
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Queue becomes Q ;)
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What goes up the chimney down, but can't come down the chimney up?
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What goes up the chimney down, but can't come down the chimney up?
Umbrella
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What goes up the chimney down, but can't come down the chimney up?
Umbrella
:y
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What goes up the chimney down, but can't come down the chimney up?
an umbrella
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Something very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at thirty-four minutes past twelve a.m. What was it?
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Something very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at thirty-four minutes past twelve a.m. What was it?
Isn't it the 5th of June in the UK?
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Something very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at thirty-four minutes past twelve a.m. What was it?
Isn't it the 5th of June in the UK?
now your being silly ;D ;D ;D ;D
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What goes up the chimney down, but can't come down the chimney up?
an umbrella
Just over 2 hours too slow there Rich ;)
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Something very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at thirty-four minutes past twelve a.m. What was it?
You discovered your first public hair ;D
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Something very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at thirty-four minutes past twelve a.m. What was it?
Isn't it the 5th of June in the UK?
now your being silly ;D ;D ;D ;D
Silly? Moi?
OK I'll call your bluff.
it was 12:34 6/5/78??? :D
Works better with the 5th June IMHO.
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Something very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at thirty-four minutes past twelve a.m. What was it?
Isn't it the 5th of June in the UK?
now your being silly ;D ;D ;D ;D
Silly? Moi?
OK I'll call your bluff.
it was 12:34 6/5/78??? :D
Works better with the 5th June IMHO.
Yeh Rich :P :P ;D
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Something very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at thirty-four minutes past twelve a.m. What was it?
12:34 6/5/78
No don't get it :(
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Something very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at thirty-four minutes past twelve a.m. What was it?
12:34 6/5/78
No don't get it :(
If you are American, 12.34 5/6/78...
12345678
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Something very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at thirty-four minutes past twelve a.m. What was it?
12:34 6/5/78
No don't get it :(
If you are American, 12.34 5/6/78...
12345678
I know - I am winding him up ;D ;D