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Title: Remember, remember the 5th of November..
Post by: Nickbat on 05 November 2009, 10:55:50
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A teacher reported that a seven-year-old pupil had told her, with the straight-faced sincerity that only children can command, that Guy Fawkes chose November 5th as the evening to blow up Parliament because the sound of the explosions would be hidden by the fireworks of bonfire night.

 ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Remember, remember the 5th of November..
Post by: Jimbob on 05 November 2009, 10:56:36
Love it!
Title: Re: Remember, remember the 5th of November..
Post by: cruisetopoland on 05 November 2009, 11:06:27
On an R.E. exam paper;

"which festival was Jesus celebrating at the time of his death?"

My mate answered
"Easter"

Lordy  ;D
Title: Re: Remember, remember the 5th of November..
Post by: PhilRich on 05 November 2009, 12:02:56
Aren't children great?  :D ... Mind you, I couldn't eat a whole one ;D
Title: Re: Remember, remember the 5th of November..
Post by: rob in gib on 06 November 2009, 22:57:03
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Aren't children great?  :D ... Mind you, I couldn't eat a whole one ;D
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depends how hungry i am :y
Title: Re: Remember, remember the 5th of November..
Post by: Amigo on 06 November 2009, 23:03:04
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Read elsewhere...

A teacher reported that a seven-year-old pupil had told her, with the straight-faced sincerity that only children can command, that Guy Fawkes chose November 5th as the evening to blow up Parliament because the sound of the explosions would be hidden by the fireworks of bonfire night.

 ;) ;D ;D
Do you mean that's not true? Sounds logical to me, GUY!!!!!!
Title: Re: Remember, remember the 5th of November..
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 06 November 2009, 23:08:11
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Read elsewhere...

A teacher reported that a seven-year-old pupil had told her, with the straight-faced sincerity that only children can command, that Guy Fawkes chose November 5th as the evening to blow up Parliament because the sound of the explosions would be hidden by the fireworks of bonfire night.

 ;) ;D ;D


 ;D ;D splendid  :y
Title: Re: Remember, remember the 5th of November..
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 07 November 2009, 00:01:31
Very good  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Remember, remember the 5th of November..
Post by: holtender on 07 November 2009, 00:46:51
Whatever happened to Penny for the Guy?

Me and my mates used to make a fortune.
Title: Re: Remember, remember the 5th of November..
Post by: v6fletch on 07 November 2009, 09:38:58
i walked into our local newsagents the other day to the greeting of "penny for the guy mr ? " so like a gent i put my hand in my pocket , pulled out a 2 pence piece, threw it to the lad "said keep the change " picked up the "guy" and walked away. To my surprise   the verbal abuse was un believable and un called for , i dont know , children eh????
Title: Re: Remember, remember the 5th of November..
Post by: PhilRich on 07 November 2009, 18:29:25
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i walked into our local newsagents the other day to the greeting of "penny for the guy mr ? " so like a gent i put my hand in my pocket , pulled out a 2 pence piece, threw it to the lad "said keep the change " picked up the "guy" and walked away. To my surprise   the verbal abuse was un believable and un called for , i dont know , children eh????

He's probably had it done to him before mate, you're lucky got away with just a tongue lashing  ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D