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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: cam2502 on 25 November 2009, 00:17:36

Title: poor george!!
Post by: cam2502 on 25 November 2009, 00:17:36

After reading ljays tazer post i remembered a story i was told a few years ago whilst working for the nhs, driver from glasgow nhs told me this one,apparantly true......

A guy was having a bath when his wife starts screaming from the kitchen...
" George! George! the sinks leaking, hurry its flooding the floor!!"
George leaps out of the bath and rushes into the kithcen and sure enough theres water everywhere. He then hunkers down with his head under the sink while his wife searches in the cupboard for the toolbox. George is still hunkered there trying to stem the water when all of a sudden he screams in agony and bolts straight up, striking his head on the sink and knocks himself out.
His wife having heard the screams rushes back into the kitchen to see her husband lying unconcious, wet and naked on the kitchen floor.
She dials 999 and 10 mins later the ambulance men have George strapped into the trolley and set off. The lift in the block isnt working so they have to carry poor George downstairs.
"So what happened?" says one of the guys.
" The cat mustve seen his nuts hanging there as he was under the sink and thought they were a toy" says the wife.
The two ambulance men laugh so much they drop the trolley,with George still in it down the stairs and the poor guy suffers a broken leg!!
 ;D ;D

Title: Re: poor george!!
Post by: mathewst on 25 November 2009, 00:31:39

I heard a story couple of years ago, don't know if it is true butit is a good one.
The guy and his girl ended up in ER, he had his manhood wraped in towel and she had a head injury and a burnt shoulder.
So what happened.
He sa frying pancakes.
She was giving him a .. during the same time.
He threw one pancake in the air to roll it but missed cathching it.
It fell on her shoulder and burnt her and she bite the .... from pain.
And he instinctevly hit her on the head with a pan ;D

Title: Re: poor george!!
Post by: Jimbob on 25 November 2009, 07:07:42

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Some great mental images there  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: poor george!!
Post by: The Red Baron on 25 November 2009, 08:05:18

mats is a good one :D

Title: Re: poor george!!
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 25 November 2009, 08:05:50

superb! ;D ;D

Title: Re: poor george!!
Post by: waspy on 25 November 2009, 08:32:59

Two excellent stories. I bet that was the last pussy to go near George's nuts ;D

Title: Re: poor george!!
Post by: mathewst on 25 November 2009, 16:38:13

I wonder if the guy and girl stayed together after this ;D

Title: Re: poor george!!
Post by: PhilRich on 25 November 2009, 18:46:19

My sides are hurting, stop it both of you ;D ;D ;D ;D :y