Omega Owners Forum

Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Richie London on 25 November 2009, 16:40:19

Title: joke
Post by: Richie London on 25 November 2009, 16:40:19
A man in an office has wanted to shag the bosses accountant ever since he saw here, The problem is she already has a Boyfriend, so he comes up with a plan

He goes up to her and says "I will pay you £1000 if you have sex with me, I'll throw it on the floor and you pick it up while I do the bussness"
Worried, The girl consults her Boyfriend, He says "Pick the money up as fast as you can so it doesnt last long"
So the girls go off

6 hours later the Girl comes back staggering through where her boyfriend is waiting
"What the hell happened?! are you o.k?!"
"ok?i can barely rather walk, the bstrd  used 1 pence pieces"
 ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: joke
Post by: Proz on 25 November 2009, 16:41:30
 ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: joke
Post by: Richie London on 25 November 2009, 16:41:55
katie price goes into a garage and buys a brand new bentley. I want it modifie for Harvey she said, no problem said the salesman.
What flavour do you want the windows?
Title: Re: joke
Post by: Proz on 25 November 2009, 16:43:23
Quote
katie price goes into a garage and buys a brand new bentley. I want it modifie for Harvey she said, no problem said the salesman.
What flavour do you want the windows?

ROFL ..... thats terrible  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: joke
Post by: Richie London on 25 November 2009, 16:46:47
Quote
Quote
katie price goes into a garage and buys a brand new bentley. I want it modifie for Harvey she said, no problem said the salesman.
What flavour do you want the windows?

ROFL ..... thats terrible  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

thats what i said when i was told it.  >:( ;D
Title: Re: joke
Post by: davethediver on 25 November 2009, 18:17:17
Quote
katie price goes into a garage and buys a brand new bentley. I want it modifie for Harvey she said, no problem said the salesman.
What flavour do you want the windows?

Thats quality  ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: joke
Post by: PhilRich on 25 November 2009, 18:38:20
Great stuff Rich, as always mate ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
Title: Re: joke
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 25 November 2009, 18:43:02
Nice ones Rich  :y Keep them coming  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: joke
Post by: jonnycool on 25 November 2009, 19:21:57
Excellent stuff  ;D ;D ;D