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Title: a little joke
Post by: mathewst on 30 November 2009, 09:12:26

WHAT A COINCIDENCE!

 


A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perked up and said, 'How about that?  I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmer said.  'This is a special day for me.  I am celebrating.'

'This is for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.

''What a coincidence!' said the farmer.

As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence!' said the man.

'I'm a chicken farmer and for the last few weeks all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying  again.'

'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did sort out your chickens problem?'

'I used a different cock,' he replied.


The woman smiled, clinked his glass, and said,

 'What a coincidence

Title: Re: a little joke
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 30 November 2009, 09:21:37

 ;D ;D ;D very good M :y :y

Title: Re: a little joke
Post by: waspy on 30 November 2009, 09:29:16

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

What's a thingy :-? ::)

Title: Re: a little joke
Post by: LJay on 30 November 2009, 09:32:48

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;D ;D ;D ;D

What's a thingy :-? ::)

A turkey baster maybe????? ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: a little joke
Post by: STMO999 on 30 November 2009, 12:43:20

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WHAT A COINCIDENCE!

 


A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perked up and said, 'How about that?  I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence' the farmer said.  'This is a special day for me.  I am celebrating.'

'This is for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.

''What a coincidence!' said the farmer.

As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?'

'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'

'What a coincidence!' said the man.

'I'm a chicken farmer and for the last few weeks all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying  again.'

'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did sort out your chickens problem?'

'I used a different c0ck,' he replied.


The woman smiled, clinked his glass, and said,

 'What a coincidence

Looks better now ;)