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Title: Sexist Jokes
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 30 November 2009, 12:59:19

What's the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.   How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it. I know they are old but only on here for a laugh.

Title: Re: Sexist Jokes
Post by: LJay on 30 November 2009, 13:13:21

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What's the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.   How do you turn an elephant into a fox? Marry it. I know they are old but only on here for a laugh.

I don't get that one??? :-? :-? ;D

Title: Re: Sexist Jokes
Post by: Welung666 on 30 November 2009, 13:20:01

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What's the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.   How do you turn an elephant into a fox? Marry it. I know they are old but only on here for a laugh.

I don't get that one??? :-? :-? ;D

Wrong way round I think ;D ;D

Title: Re: Sexist Jokes
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 30 November 2009, 13:20:06

My mistake got the animals in the wrong order.Numpty me,I will correct it and thanks for pointing it out. [smiley=dankk2.gif]

Title: Re: Sexist Jokes
Post by: LJay on 30 November 2009, 13:21:27

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My mistake got the animals in the wrong order.Numpty me,I will correct it and thanks for pointing it out.

Hilarious!!! Thought I was being thick!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Sexist Jokes
Post by: The Red Baron on 30 November 2009, 13:21:35

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My mistake got the animals in the wrong order.Numpty me,I will correct it and thanks for pointing it out.

plonker rodney ::)

Title: Re: Sexist Jokes
Post by: STMO999 on 30 November 2009, 14:43:02

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My mistake got the animals in the wrong order.Numpty me,I will correct it and thanks for pointing it out.

Hilarious!!! Thought I was being thick, as usual!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

 :y

Title: Re: Sexist Jokes
Post by: Ghost on 30 November 2009, 18:14:10

short and sweet [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]