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Title: Christmas Tree
Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 07 December 2009, 18:06:26
Went to the garden centre today and bought a christmas tree,the assistant asked 'Will you be putting that up yourself?' I replied 'No you sicko I'll be putting it in my living room!'
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Post by: sexydaz on 07 December 2009, 18:12:00
 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: PhilRich on 07 December 2009, 18:14:24
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Went to the garden centre today and bought a christmas tree,the assistant asked 'Will you be putting that up yourself?' I replied 'No you sicko I'll be putting it in my living room!'


If you had, would it have been a fir..st? :D ;D ;) :y
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Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 07 December 2009, 18:31:45
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Went to the garden centre today and bought a christmas tree,the assistant asked 'Will you be putting that up yourself?' I replied 'No you sicko I'll be putting it in my living room!'


If you had, would it have been a fir..st? :D ;D ;) :y

I wasn't sure until I has a word with the branch manager
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Post by: r1 on 07 December 2009, 18:34:09
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Went to the garden centre today and bought a christmas tree,the assistant asked 'Will you be putting that up yourself?' I replied 'No you sicko I'll be putting it in my living room!'


If you had, would it have been a fir..st? :D ;D ;) :y

I wasn't sure until I has a word with the branch manager


did he give you the needle?
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Post by: cam2502 on 07 December 2009, 18:35:03
so did you get the...needle with him?
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Post by: cam2502 on 07 December 2009, 18:36:06
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so did you get the...needle with him?
posted at same time.....great minds.......
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Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 07 December 2009, 18:52:20
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so did you get the...needle with him?

Well he was stumped for a while
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Post by: Stevie-blunder on 07 December 2009, 19:03:38
 ;D ;D ;D just "twigged" that one  :y
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Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 07 December 2009, 19:07:04
Thankfully he didn't pine for me
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Post by: sexydaz on 07 December 2009, 19:10:15
so if yer did how could yer tell the age of the tree,somebody would have to count yer ring :D
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Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 07 December 2009, 19:13:03
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so if yer did how could yer tell the age of the tree,somebody would have to count yer ring :D

Why do you think I told the assistant I was going to put it up in my front room,I knew someone would try to look where they shouldn't.
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Post by: waspy on 07 December 2009, 20:29:23
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Good one

You'll be laying a log after wards :D
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Post by: r1 on 07 December 2009, 22:19:46
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so did you get the...needle with him?
posted at same time.....great minds.......


no you just copied go on admit it you will feel better
dont worry im not GREEN with envy :y
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Post by: rob in gib on 07 December 2009, 22:29:30
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so did you get the...needle with him?
posted at same time.....great minds.......


no you just copied go on admit it you will feel better
dont worry im not GREEN with envy :y

special branch might get involed :y
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Post by: r1 on 07 December 2009, 22:42:52
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so did you get the...needle with him?
posted at same time.....great minds.......


no you just copied go on admit it you will feel better
dont worry im not GREEN with envy :y

special branch might get involed :y

think thats a treemendous idea
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Post by: cam2502 on 07 December 2009, 22:57:58
you lot are all bark...ing mad!! ;D
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Post by: r1 on 07 December 2009, 23:03:57
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you lot are all bark...ing mad!! ;D

think this has gone fir enough
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Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 08 December 2009, 22:35:09
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you lot are all bark...ing mad!! ;D

think this has gone fir enough

Leaf me alone all I did was ask for a christmas tree.