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Title: Nurse joke
Post by: splott on 20 December 2009, 22:32:10
'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional.
 In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
 
'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thing' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it could not have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.
 A few minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
 'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem with it ?'
 
...'It's swollen,' Fred replied.
 
She ran out of the room !   ;D
Title: Re: Nurse joke
Post by: sexydaz on 20 December 2009, 22:33:31
even better ;D ;D
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Post by: Stevie-blunder on 21 December 2009, 01:02:55
Good one  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 21 December 2009, 03:55:54
nice  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Jimbo B on 21 December 2009, 07:14:27
No More pleeeze  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: waspy on 21 December 2009, 08:59:54
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D PMSL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: maria on 21 December 2009, 09:03:34
Bloody good one ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Post by: Jimbob on 21 December 2009, 10:22:41
 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: PhilRich on 21 December 2009, 15:04:44
 ;D ;D ;D :y