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Title: £100 joke
Post by: splott on 20 December 2009, 22:59:06

Larry gets home late one night and his wife,

Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"

Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred pound note on my privates," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, Shaking her head in
disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred pound note
tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
home and blow a hundred quid anytime you
want."
 ;D

Title: Re: £100 joke
Post by: The Red Baron on 20 December 2009, 23:03:59

oh very good, my missus blew over £300 at morrisons today ::)

Title: Re: £100 joke
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 20 December 2009, 23:11:03

I am currently trying to get out of going to asda in the morning after finishing work....I hate shopping!!! :-X :-X :-X :(

Title: Re: £100 joke
Post by: Entwood on 20 December 2009, 23:11:24

No .. resist .. don't say type it ....   

deep breath .....


OK now .. resisted the temptation ...    :)

chill ....

But still wondering why 3 blokes had the same tattoo ....


DAMN ... it snuck out .. sorry  ... didn't mean to say/think/type it ....   :)

Title: Re: £100 joke
Post by: tunnie on 20 December 2009, 23:14:20

the things they offer at morrisons these days, their slogan of: "Fresh Choice for You" is accurate then  ;D

Title: Re: £100 joke
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 21 December 2009, 00:59:28

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: £100 joke
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 21 December 2009, 03:59:22

very good  ;D ;D

Title: Re: £100 joke
Post by: Jimbo B on 21 December 2009, 07:12:26

Yes heard that one B4 but still funny  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: £100 joke
Post by: waspy on 21 December 2009, 08:56:53

Good one ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: £100 joke
Post by: maria on 21 December 2009, 09:01:57

Brilliant, loved it ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: £100 joke
Post by: PhilRich on 21 December 2009, 15:11:39

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: £100 joke
Post by: jaykay on 21 December 2009, 15:56:47

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y nice one