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Title: Old joke but funny
Post by: splott on 20 December 2009, 23:23:01

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose,
still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure

A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my
testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies
'I don't know,Sir.
I'm only here to washyour upper body.'

He struggles to ask again,
'Nurse, are my testicles black?'

Concerned that he may suffer from worry about his testicles,she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other.Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you,there's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask,smiles at her and says very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen

very, very closely.....

Are-my-test-results-back?
 ::)

Title: Re: Old joke but funny
Post by: sparkyw666. on 21 December 2009, 00:02:05

lol that made me laugh :-)

Title: Re: Old joke but funny
Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 21 December 2009, 04:03:08

good to hear that one again  ;D ;D

Title: Re: Old joke but funny
Post by: Jimbo B on 21 December 2009, 07:09:25

Nice One  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: Old joke but funny
Post by: maria on 21 December 2009, 09:19:33

Good one ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Old joke but funny
Post by: PhilRich on 21 December 2009, 15:09:51

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Old joke but funny
Post by: rob in gib on 21 December 2009, 16:33:02

agree an old one but still  had a chuckle ;D ;D