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Title: Viagra
Post by: dbug on 10 January 2010, 17:02:53

An old man goes into a chemists to buy some Viagra

"Can I have 6 tablets please, cut into quarters?"

"I can cut them for you" said the pharmacist, "but a quarter of a tablet will not give you a full erection."

"I am 96" said the old man, "I don't want an erection.  I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't p*ss on my slippers."

Title: Re: Viagra
Post by: Lizzie_Zoom on 10 January 2010, 17:12:49

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: maria on 10 January 2010, 17:14:47

Very good ;D ;D :y

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Post by: STMO999 on 10 January 2010, 17:15:01

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm looking forward to all this :(

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Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 10 January 2010, 17:15:58

 ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: dbug on 10 January 2010, 17:17:03

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;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm looking forward to all this :(

Other way is to just take your slippers off!! :y

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Post by: Omegadoha, Desert Member on 10 January 2010, 17:21:09

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;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm looking forward to all this :(

Other way is to just take your slippers off!! :y

Or sit down, can't miss from point blank range.  :y or can you? :o

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Post by: jereboam on 10 January 2010, 17:25:41

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;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm looking forward to all this :(

Not as imminently as I am...

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Post by: waspy on 10 January 2010, 17:33:35

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;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm looking forward to all this :(

Looking forward Steve ::)

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Post by: Tony H on 10 January 2010, 17:36:41

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Mr Skrunts on 10 January 2010, 17:55:49

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;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm looking forward to all this :(

Thought thats what you allready did.   ;D ;D

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Post by: Richie London on 10 January 2010, 18:22:52

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Hannah Judes Dad on 10 January 2010, 18:26:50

At least he could swallow them otherwise he would have a stiff neck all night.....................(I'll get my coat)

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Post by: Dishevelled Den on 10 January 2010, 19:07:24

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An old man goes into a chemists to buy some Viagra

"Can I have 6 tablets please, cut into quarters?"

"I can cut them for you" said the pharmacist, "but a quarter of a tablet will not give you a full erection."

"I am 96" said the old man, "I don't want an erection.  I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't p*ss on my slippers."

 ;D ;D ;D ;D splendid  ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

Title: Re: Viagra
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 10 January 2010, 19:10:17

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;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm looking forward to all this :(

Other way is to just take your slippers off!! :y

Or sit down, can't miss from point blank range.  :y or can you? :o

I'm bound to say ODM that sitting is a very much underrated solution :y :y

Title: Re: Viagra
Post by: Stevie-blunder on 10 January 2010, 21:12:54

Went to my girlfriends flat the other day, dropped one (viagra tab, before you start!) in the lift, it went up to the top floor, wouldn't come back down!  ;D ;D I'll get my coat as well.

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Post by: PhilRich on 10 January 2010, 23:37:23

Still PMSL  :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

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Post by: Stevie-blunder on 11 January 2010, 17:11:52

I also take one every night, 
stops me rolling out of bed  ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Jimbo B on 11 January 2010, 17:34:28

 ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)