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Title: this woman in the pub
Post by: Richie London on 09 January 2010, 21:50:25
said she had the trots then calmly pulled out a roll of bog paper and put it on the table. it was gone within half hr. must of been some curry last night  ;D ;D ;D

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Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 09 January 2010, 21:51:37
That sure is a classy place you drink in
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: Kevin Wood on 09 January 2010, 21:54:39
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That sure is a classy place you drink in

The standard issue bog roll is clearly a bit "John Wayne". ;D

Kevin
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 09 January 2010, 21:55:25
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That sure is a classy place you drink in

The standard issue bog roll is clearly a bit "John Wayne". ;D

Kevin

Looks like a happy shopper special to me
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: STMO999 on 09 January 2010, 21:56:28
Has she never heard of a cork?
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 09 January 2010, 21:57:05
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Has she never heard of a cork?

Has she never heard of spec savers
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: webby23 on 09 January 2010, 21:57:54
I always wondered what happened to Olive from On The Buses.....

 :y
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: Richie London on 09 January 2010, 21:59:32
she was a right wierdo believe me  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 09 January 2010, 22:00:16
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she was a right wierdo believe me  ;D ;D ;D

So was it your place or hers.....
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 09 January 2010, 22:00:35
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she was a right wierdo believe me  ;D ;D ;D


and you had a shave specially for her.   ::)
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: webby23 on 09 January 2010, 22:00:38
Funny how she is squeezing her knees together......as if already trying to keep it all in.......

lol

Gross......

 ;D :D
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: STMO999 on 09 January 2010, 22:01:12
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she was a right wierdo believe me  ;D ;D ;D


Not as wierd as the fella going round the boozer taking pictures. Wonder you mobile didn't end up squarely wedged up your jacksie mate.
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: Richie London on 09 January 2010, 22:04:11
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she was a right wierdo believe me  ;D ;D ;D


Not as wierd as the fella going round the boozer taking pictures. Wonder you mobile didn't end up squarely wedged up your jacksie mate.


i dont normally take pics of anyone but i had to take  a pic, she was totally off her trolley. probably an x oof member  ;)
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: Tony H on 09 January 2010, 22:05:30
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she was a right wierdo believe me  ;D ;D ;D


Not as wierd as the fella going round the boozer taking pictures. Wonder you mobile didn't end up squarely wedged up your jacksie mate.[/quote]
That may have been one way of sorting her loose bowels out  ::)
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 09 January 2010, 22:08:34
Got to admire her tenacious spirit al the same - impressive :y :y
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: TheBoy on 09 January 2010, 22:09:15
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That sure is a classy place you drink in

The standard issue bog roll is clearly a bit "John Wayne". ;D

Kevin

Looks like a happy shopper special to me
If her backside is eating it at the rate of a roll an hour, maybe she can't afford thumbproof posher bogroll...
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: TheBoy on 09 January 2010, 22:11:04
Hang on a mo - if you're suffering from a bad case of the ten bob bits, surely throwing a load of alcohol down your neck ain't gonna improve matters?


Or is that just something that happens to me?  :-/
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: waspy on 09 January 2010, 22:12:00
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Has she never heard of a cork?

Has she never heard of spec savers

I think it's us that need beer goggles :o :o
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: tunnie on 09 January 2010, 23:08:42
i thought you were Skint!?
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: alunonhisown on 09 January 2010, 23:27:40
Reading these comments ain't half made me laugh!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 09 January 2010, 23:41:12
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i thought you were Skint!?


Here's a clue to why he isnt.

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had 2 quilts on the bed last night, slept like a log for once and it was lovely and warm.heating came on at 6, nice cuppa or 3, no snow in the night and im looking forward to a 5min walk to the job and do another good days shift.  :) :)
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: Richie London on 10 January 2010, 09:54:00
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i thought you were Skint!?

im doing a private job, got paid half friday and i also went to collect the money yesterday my mate owed me from last year after harassing him for it. so im pretty flush at the moment.
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: Kevin Wood on 10 January 2010, 13:07:11
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i thought you were Skint!?

im doing a private job, got paid half friday and i also went to collect the money yesterday my mate owed me from last year after harassing him for it. so im pretty flush at the moment.

Ah! Good. Richie's alive. The paper bag obviously held. ;)

Kevin
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: Dodger on 11 January 2010, 18:32:53
If it was that good a curry, maybe she should have asked for the bogroll to be put in the fridge!! :o :o
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: sexydaz on 11 January 2010, 18:40:54
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i thought you were Skint!?

im doing a private job, got paid half friday and i also went to collect the money yesterday my mate owed me from last year after harassing him for it. so im pretty flush at the moment.
fitting word for this thread :)
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: Lazydocker on 11 January 2010, 19:16:01
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Hang on a mo - if you're suffering from a bad case of the ten bob bits, surely throwing a load of alcohol down your neck ain't gonna improve matters?


Or is that just something that happens to me?  :-/

Nope... You're not alone ::)
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: Kevin Wood on 11 January 2010, 19:23:14
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Hang on a mo - if you're suffering from a bad case of the ten bob bits, surely throwing a load of alcohol down your neck ain't gonna improve matters?


Or is that just something that happens to me?  :-/

Nope... You're not alone ::)


Helps if you have a greasy fryup in-between to give it a bit of a foundation, though.  :y

The makings of a perfect weekend.

Kevin
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: spacekid2009 on 11 January 2010, 19:23:38
did she bring her own hand wash aswell? second thoughts, maybe nit, minger.
Title: Re: this woman in the pub
Post by: bertiecbx550 on 11 January 2010, 20:59:48
At least she had access to a toilet....Our porta loo at work aint been emptied for 2 weeks now....FFS!!!! its cold in those rather bushes!!! :o ;D ;D ;D